Royal_Tour 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 COMO STA BEETCHES!!!.. Well I figured i'd post a thread not related to all the drama..whos go cool, funny names for hands.. Mine are pocket 6's (6,6).. are the Olsen twins. When i geta full house. with them. i say.. "well i got the olsen twins".. ohh yaa.-and ace, 3 is the ashtray... not sure if anyone had that also..and queens are the Hilton sisters.. Link to post Share on other sites
ghoti7four 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 pocket jacks are the Slippy McB!tches ask Absolute why... 8 3 offsuit is the Batman nobody knows why... Link to post Share on other sites
padrefan98 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 10-2 for me is "quitten time"Stupid I know, but its a running joke here at work. Ten till and everyone shuts down and watches the clock for 10 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
KramitDaToad 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 and queens are the Hilton sisters..No, the Queens are a pair of Sydney boys, but you'd need to be Australian to understand Link to post Share on other sites
ddoggphx 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 J5 = Jacksons, for the Jackson Five22 = Double Duece Action! (Strongbad voice)88 = Kill Bills (Crazy 88's) Link to post Share on other sites
benhoug 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 and queens are the Hilton sisters..No, the Queens are a pair of Sydney boys, but you'd need to be Australian to understandNot that it's a new name, but I've always liked calling Pocket Queens Sigfried and Roy. Link to post Share on other sites
MikeR 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 8-6 offsuit is DEATHRAY KILLOWAT MEGANUCLEAR ARSENAL WARHEAD ESCOBAR 2000 ROUNDHOUSE WHAMMY TRIPLE KICK BLACK HAT FLAPJACK WITH A NERF BAT BAKER'S LINOLEUM BO STAFF STILLETO TIED NUMBER TIRE REBATE Link to post Share on other sites
padrefan98 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Huh? Link to post Share on other sites
Kendren 1 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 My personal favoite:J4 - the spare tire93 - the sik95 - Dolly parton52 - the Dead Luca2Jo - personal satisfaction Link to post Share on other sites
gadjet 11 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Need to correct a couple...Q's are Sigfreud and Roy...J-5 is Motown - because of the Jackson 5 it's not called Jackson's... Link to post Share on other sites
padrefan98 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 If I am not mistaken the purpose of this thread was new names not the same old ones we are all use to already. Link to post Share on other sites
ddoggphx 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 J-5 is Motown - because of the Jackson 5 it's not called Jackson's...Thought the purpose was to say what we called hands that might be a bit out of convention. Link to post Share on other sites
rollito 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 not a pocket hand but if you have 2 pair i call it nelly.....from his air force ones song Link to post Share on other sites
padrefan98 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Isn't it "2 pur" lol i like that "Nelly" see now thats original. Link to post Share on other sites
Keyz11 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 5-2 : The Mexican ....has to do with a drunken home game, no explanation really8-9s: The Wolfman, a favorite monster killer of mine7-9s: The Mountain Lion, brother named itJ-4: Jason Hanson Link to post Share on other sites
BigMoney74 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 8 4 is Bellagio because a dealer in our local cardroom got wasted and broke in a NL game at the Bellagio with this hand. It is well know in Houston and only Houston I'm sure. Link to post Share on other sites
pokerspice 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 We name hands by the people that like them... example.... 99 is now yvonne's hand... even if someone else gets it.6h 4h is kirks hand...A2 is marks hand...we also use the typical names... we're not that imaginative Link to post Share on other sites
BigMoney74 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 J-5 is Motown - because of the Jackson 5 it's not called Jackson's...Thought the purpose was to say what we called hands that might be a bit out of convention.We call J-5 "the Molestor" Link to post Share on other sites
BigMoney74 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 69 Big Lick Link to post Share on other sites
padrefan98 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 69 Big LickROFL I haven't heard that one... Link to post Share on other sites
lokibeat 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 84, suited or not.It's called Bellagio because one of the players saw some drunk at a 4/8 table at the Bellagio hit two pair on the flop with it and betting it like it was the stone cold nuts. I believe the board eventually paired and he got beat by a higher pair. It's one of those "you had to be there" moments.However, anytime 84 comes on the flop, somebody yells, "Bellagio's the nuts!" Lots of people in the game play it for grins. And it a frequent winner (I know, statistically it's not any kind of a hand, but people play it at this game so much, it seems like it wins more than you'd expect). What can I say it's a loose game. Link to post Share on other sites
KidKanuck 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 2,2 is 2-pacsince no matter how much I want to believe I'm still alive... I am almost certainly dead.2,4 is skidoo fuelKK is KidKanuck :wink: KK Link to post Share on other sites
Absolute 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Q-3 is the Gay Waiter. Queen with a tray.10-2 is the Robby Kee, who got his first girlfriend this year and when asked if he had gotten laid yet, said no but proudly announced that he had gotten 10 blowjobs in 2 days. No one believed him, we all laughed, and he got a hand named after him.J-J is the Slippy McBitches.ask ghoti7four why. Link to post Share on other sites
KidKanuck 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 69 Big Lickoutstanding! Link to post Share on other sites
ninthgate16 0 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 23 suited= the wacky creeperAlso why did Mike Sexton call AK the Ben Affleck Hand last night? Link to post Share on other sites
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