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[Royal_Tour]

COMO STA BEETCHES!!!.. Well I figured i'd post a thread not related to all the drama..whos go cool, funny names for hands.. Mine are pocket 6's (6,6).. are the Olsen twins. When i geta full house. with them. i say.. "well i got the olsen twins".. ohh yaa.-and ace, 3 is the ashtray... not sure if anyone had that also..and queens are the Hilton sisters..

[ghoti7four]

pocket jacks are the Slippy McB!tches ask Absolute why... 8 3 offsuit is the Batman nobody knows why...

[padrefan98]

10-2 for me is "quitten time"Stupid I know, but its a running joke here at work. Ten till and everyone shuts down and watches the clock for 10 minutes.

[KramitDaToad]

Royal_Tour said:

and queens are the Hilton sisters..

No, the Queens are a pair of Sydney boys, but you'd need to be Australian to understand

[ddoggphx]

J5 = Jacksons, for the Jackson Five22 = Double Duece Action! (Strongbad voice)88 = Kill Bills (Crazy 88's)

[benhoug]

KramitDaToad said:

Royal_Tour said:

and queens are the Hilton sisters..

No, the Queens are a pair of Sydney boys, but you'd need to be Australian to understand

Not that it's a new name, but I've always liked calling Pocket Queens Sigfried and Roy.

[MikeR]

8-6 offsuit is DEATHRAY KILLOWAT MEGANUCLEAR ARSENAL WARHEAD ESCOBAR 2000 ROUNDHOUSE WHAMMY TRIPLE KICK BLACK HAT FLAPJACK WITH A NERF BAT BAKER'S LINOLEUM BO STAFF STILLETO TIED NUMBER TIRE REBATE

[padrefan98]

Huh?

[Kendren]

My personal favoite:J4 - the spare tire93 - the sik95 - Dolly parton52 - the Dead Luca2Jo - personal satisfaction

[gadjet]

Need to correct a couple...Q's are Sigfreud and Roy...J-5 is Motown - because of the Jackson 5 it's not called Jackson's...

[padrefan98]

If I am not mistaken the purpose of this thread was new names not the same old ones we are all use to already.

[ddoggphx]

gadjet said:

J-5 is Motown - because of the Jackson 5 it's not called Jackson's...

Thought the purpose was to say what we called hands that might be a bit out of convention.

[rollito]

not a pocket hand but if you have 2 pair i call it nelly.....from his air force ones song

[padrefan98]

Isn't it "2 pur" lol i like that "Nelly" see now thats original.

[Keyz11]

5-2 : The Mexican ....has to do with a drunken home game, no explanation really8-9s: The Wolfman, a favorite monster killer of mine7-9s: The Mountain Lion, brother named itJ-4: Jason Hanson

[BigMoney74]

8 4 is Bellagio because a dealer in our local cardroom got wasted and broke in a NL game at the Bellagio with this hand. It is well know in Houston and only Houston I'm sure.

[pokerspice]

We name hands by the people that like them... example.... 99 is now yvonne's hand... even if someone else gets it.6h 4h is kirks hand...A2 is marks hand...we also use the typical names... we're not that imaginative

[BigMoney74]

ddoggphx said:

gadjet said:

J-5 is Motown - because of the Jackson 5 it's not called Jackson's...

Thought the purpose was to say what we called hands that might be a bit out of convention.

We call J-5 "the Molestor"

[BigMoney74]

69 Big Lick

[padrefan98]

BigMoney74 said:

69 Big Lick

ROFL I haven't heard that one...