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[CobaltBlue]

Think of 3 random items you would purchase to freak out the clerk at the register. Here are my 3 items:

1.) Pregnancy Test
2.) Hatchet
3.) Heavy Duty Garbage Bags


(I can't claim credit...a friend of mine wrote it...but he might well have ripped it off from someone else.)

[Suited_Up]

1. Barbie Doll
2. Duct Tape
3. Polaroid Camera

[socalpoker_j]

Think of 3 random items you would purchase to freak out the clerk at the register. Here are my 3 items:

1.) Pregnancy Test
2.) Hatchet
3.) Heavy Duty Garbage Bags
(I can't claim credit...a friend of mine wrote it...but he might well have ripped it off from someone else.)

That movie is powerful. I always wanted the power glove.

1. Lube
2.Wheelchair
3. Bandages

[ricker]

That movie is powerful. I always wanted the power glove.

1. Lube
2.Wheelchair
3. Bandages

The power glove wasn't that cool, trust me, I had one, it sucked. But it definately looked cool.



1) Lye
2) Shovel
3) Large non descript garbage bags

(and for me, a DVD of The Breakfast Club)

[mcsoupman]

1)condom
2)mouse/gerbil
3)pack of smokes

[digitalmonkey]

1. A jar of Vaseline
2. A kielbassa
3. A Whitney Houston CD

[wilheldp]

My buddy and I once went to Home Depot and bought...

1) Large funnel with 1" output
2) 1 yard of 1" I.D. clear hose
3) A fire extinguisher

We were planning to do exactly what it looked like...build a beer bong and have a party.

I was behind some lady at the checkout at K-Mart one night around 1 am. She had in her cart...

1) About 50 cans of cat food
2) A box of crackers

That freaked ME out.

I know, these weren't at Wal-Mart, but they both really happened.

[Ouch-8s]

Years ago at one of my first jobs, a guy went through the register with:

Box of Tissues

Jar of Vasoline

Penthouse Magazine.



In sweat pants. That did little to hide his anticipation.

[CrazyEyez]

1. Fly swatter
2. Hairspray
3. 4 pack of red bull

[thehidden]

this has the making of a great thread....

I really have to think of soemthing to post

[Turbo Dog]

with Halloween approaching:
1) Apples
2) Razor Blades
3) Rat Poison

[digitalmonkey]

1. Two cats
2. A clothesline
3. A bag of popcorn

[ajs510]

1. A Bag of Lollipops
2. Bungee Cords
3. A Shovel

[zimmer4141]

1. Sleeping pills
2. A Hatchet
3. A Shovel

[meservery]

...but he might well have ripped it off from someone else.

louis CK did something like this in his standup. i laughed till i cried.

1) diapers
2) baby clothes
3) bagged spinach

[zimmer4141]

1. Fifth of Vodka
2. Gay-themed condoms
3. Industrial size tub of Astroglide

[digitalmonkey]

1. Fifth of Vodka
2. Gay-themed condoms
3. Industrial size tub of Astroglide

Your Wal*Mart sells liquor?

[zimmer4141]

Your Wal*Mart sells liquor?

I don't know. I've honestly been inside Wal-Mart once, and that was because it was cold and you could get to Sam's Club from Wal-Mart.

Just throwin ideas out there.

[DonkSlayer]

Digital Monkey's is my favorite so far.

1)Astroglide
2)Camo face mask
3)duct tape

[myenemy]

1) Colon cleanse
2) Play-doh machine
3) Glitter