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Started by Royal_Tour, Sep 20 2006 01:14 PM

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#21 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 06:27 PM

View PostRoyal_Tour, on Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 5:20 PM, said:

as mexico would put it..."is this the new super thread?"
in fairness, I stole that from someone when some moron started the dumbest thread ever. Third response down, someone posted that they wanted to get in on the ground floor of the new superthread. I literally did a spit take. I wish I could give proper credit.Much like the ag'qgonqwe[ogniqgrq I just threw SSII at my keyboard and made more sense. We don't know the originator.and no, I'll jerk it. And we know what an equal opportunity banger I am. My problem with this thing, I don't like her high cheekbones. Turn off for me.
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 08:47 PM

she prolly smells... sooooo nah...
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 09:00 PM

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 06:08 AM

View PostRon_Mexico, on Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 7:27 PM, said:

in fairness, I stole that from someone when some moron started the dumbest thread ever. Third response down, someone posted that they wanted to get in on the ground floor of the new superthread. I literally did a spit take. I wish I could give proper credit.
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#25 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 06:26 AM

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Thursday, September 21st, 2006, 10:08 AM, said:

RodReynolds
yep, thats it.
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 06:35 AM

View Posthank213, on Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 7:57 PM, said:

You haven't truly lived until you've received a gummer.
No lie, I had a girl a long time ago that had false teeth. She was a real looker and had a great bod so I got over it. Gave a great gummer. She was a virgin when I met her. Funny thing is, I found out later that I had a few other friends that had the same virgin. We never did figure out who went first. :club:
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#27 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 06:37 AM

View PostCanuckickstan, on Thursday, September 21st, 2006, 10:35 AM, said:

No lie, I had a girl a long time ago that had false teeth. She was a real looker and had a great bod so I got over it. Gave a great gummer. She was a virgin when I met her. Funny thing is, I found out later that I had a few other friends that had the same virgin. We never did figure out who went first. :club:
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#28 Royal_Tour

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 07:06 AM

View PostRon_Mexico, on Thursday, September 21st, 2006, 7:37 AM, said:

her dad
sad but true.any girl with false teeth at that age has issues. unless she was in a car accident or something, in that case, mexico can rott in hell.In the movie scary movie 2, where they are living in the haunted house, do u remember the part where the ghost chick comes in and is trying to scare Shorty, and then he bags her head and starts phuckin her.everytime i see that part i think, Yep.. thats a solid idea. why not? ghost chicks are only ghosts cuz they want more cawk. so feed it to them. plus she had a killer body.i'd do the same with gummy McGums, i'd bag her head and just punch a hole through it. while the bag is still on her head. then start the insanity every monday-thursday, and saturday nights and sunday mornings.


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Posted 21 September 2006 - 10:17 AM

View PostDirtydutch, on Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 10:00 PM, said:

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 10:49 AM

Not a chance...
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#31 Royal_Tour

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 11:13 AM

you're all phucking liars


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Posted 21 September 2006 - 11:17 AM

View PostRoyal_Tour, on Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 5:14 PM, said:

Posted Imagewhat if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?I know i would
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 11:46 AM

Another question...How much money would it take for you to go down on her until she had an orgasm?
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 12:15 PM

View Postdigitalmonkey, on Thursday, September 21st, 2006, 3:46 PM, said:

Another question...How much money would it take for you to go down on her until she had an orgasm?
Do we get to wash her up first? My rates quadruple for unwashed 'tang on a face like that.
"We had all the momentum. We were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark, that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back." —Raoul Duke, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

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#35 Royal_Tour

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 12:49 PM

View Postdigitalmonkey, on Thursday, September 21st, 2006, 12:46 PM, said:

Another question...How much money would it take for you to go down on her until she had an orgasm?
free as longs as she does me too.


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Posted 21 September 2006 - 01:07 PM

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 02:21 PM

View Posthank213, on Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 9:57 PM, said:

You haven't truly lived until you've received a gummer.
exactly... he's asking us if we'd accept a free gummer only steps away from the comfort of our couch without anyone ever finding out....does the Pope sh*t in the woods?
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 03:03 PM

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Posted 21 September 2006 - 03:48 PM

View PostMercury69, on Thursday, September 21st, 2006, 3:15 PM, said:

Do we get to wash her up first? My rates quadruple for unwashed 'tang on a face like that.
So ten bucks. Gotcha.
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 04:30 PM

View PostCrackofmyACE, on Thursday, September 21st, 2006, 3:21 PM, said:

exactly... he's asking us if we'd accept a free gummer only steps away from the comfort of our couch without anyone ever finding out....does the Pope sh*t in the woods?
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