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#1 Royal_Tour

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:14 PM





what if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?


I know i would



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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:15 PM

QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 4:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

what if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?
I know i would

do you have a full body picture and are there dark bags available nearby?

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:16 PM

QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 2:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

what if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?
I know i would


Yes... she can't bite so what is there to worry about?

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#4 Royal_Tour

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:16 PM

QUOTE (dna4ever @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 2:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
do you have a full body picture and are there dark bags available nearby?



no ful body, but all the bags, or alcohol u need, it even uses mouth wash icon_cool.gif



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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:19 PM

QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 4:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
no ful body, but all the bags, or alcohol u need, it even uses mouth wash icon_cool.gif

i think we certainly have a quandry on our hands

#6 Royal_Tour

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:20 PM

as mexico would put it...


"is this the new super thread?"



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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:28 PM

QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 2:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
as mexico would put it...
"is this the new super thread?"


super threads are played out...get wit it.

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:34 PM



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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:43 PM

QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 4:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

what if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?
I know i would


Royal I told you that deal was only for you. If you keep telling everyone, I'm gonna have to rescind the offer.
I keep telling myself I'm moving on
Believing my heart was strong
But every step I take that leads me away
Just circles back to your door

Wishing I didn't love you
What I'd give if I could touch you

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:43 PM

One word: gloryhole
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:43 PM

i wouldn't hit it because i couldn't watch. it does raise the valid question of whether i would blind myself, and then attend electroshock therapy to forget what she looks like, and then proceed to hit it.
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:44 PM

Nope, couldn't do it...can't do anything with a chick if you're not "ready" for her you know?

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 02:24 PM

Royal, you trying to pawn your mother off on someone again?

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 02:34 PM

That's the girl he took home the other night without her makeup. (and dentures)
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#15 Royal_Tour

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 04:09 PM

QUOTE (ricker @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 2:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nope, couldn't do it...can't do anything with a chick if you're not "ready" for her you know?



lol,. ya i hear ya, but... what if you're sitting at home, watchin some porn, no plans for a few hours... would u open your closet and sit back??

comon man... u know u would.. if you have ever looked at a vaccuum in a sexual way, you'd do this too


QUOTE (Canuckickstan @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 3:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's the girl he took home the other night without her makeup. (and dentures)



nh... *******..



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Posted 20 September 2006 - 04:24 PM

QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 5:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol,. ya i hear ya, but... what if you're sitting at home, watchin some porn, no plans for a few hours... would u open your closet and sit back??


I don't know, I think it's the same thing for me as why I would never order a "lady of the night" As the great George Costanza once said, "I can't pay for anything that I know I could possibly get for free if I put some work into it"


But, a girl like that, even it was free, I don't think I'd go for it. I need a litlte something to get me going, and that is like....well, the complete opposite of that.

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 04:31 PM

i think i am going to have nightmares about her
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 04:32 PM

QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 4:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

what if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?
I know i would



I STILL wouldnt sleep with Annie Duke....




Even though she does look a bit better before make-up

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 04:39 PM

QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 5:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
if you have ever looked at a vaccuum in a sexual way, you'd do this too

Ooo, the vacuum hose extension would've been a much better call last night.

The lint brush just wasn't doing anything for me.

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Posted 20 September 2006 - 05:57 PM

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