what if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?
I know i would
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Started by Royal_Tour, Sep 20 2006 01:14 PM
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:14 PM
what if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?
I know i would
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:15 PM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 4:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
what if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?
I know i would
do you have a full body picture and are there dark bags available nearby?
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:16 PM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 2:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
what if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?
I know i would
Yes... she can't bite so what is there to worry about?
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:16 PM
QUOTE (dna4ever @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 2:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
do you have a full body picture and are there dark bags available nearby?
no ful body, but all the bags, or alcohol u need, it even uses mouth wash
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:19 PM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 4:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
no ful body, but all the bags, or alcohol u need, it even uses mouth wash
i think we certainly have a quandry on our hands
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:20 PM
as mexico would put it...
"is this the new super thread?"
"is this the new super thread?"
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:28 PM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 2:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
as mexico would put it...
"is this the new super thread?"
"is this the new super thread?"
super threads are played out...get wit it.
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:34 PM
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:43 PM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 4:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
what if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?
I know i would
Royal I told you that deal was only for you. If you keep telling everyone, I'm gonna have to rescind the offer.
I keep telling myself I'm moving on
Believing my heart was strong
But every step I take that leads me away
Just circles back to your door
Wishing I didn't love you
What I'd give if I could touch you
Wishing I didn't love you anymore
Believing my heart was strong
But every step I take that leads me away
Just circles back to your door
Wishing I didn't love you
What I'd give if I could touch you
Wishing I didn't love you anymore
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:43 PM
One word: gloryhole
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men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
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of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:43 PM
i wouldn't hit it because i couldn't watch. it does raise the valid question of whether i would blind myself, and then attend electroshock therapy to forget what she looks like, and then proceed to hit it.
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 01:44 PM
Nope, couldn't do it...can't do anything with a chick if you're not "ready" for her you know?
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 02:24 PM
Royal, you trying to pawn your mother off on someone again?
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 02:34 PM
That's the girl he took home the other night without her makeup. (and dentures)
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 04:09 PM
QUOTE (ricker @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 2:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nope, couldn't do it...can't do anything with a chick if you're not "ready" for her you know?
lol,. ya i hear ya, but... what if you're sitting at home, watchin some porn, no plans for a few hours... would u open your closet and sit back??
comon man... u know u would.. if you have ever looked at a vaccuum in a sexual way, you'd do this too
QUOTE (Canuckickstan @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 3:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's the girl he took home the other night without her makeup. (and dentures)
nh... *******..
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 04:24 PM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 5:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol,. ya i hear ya, but... what if you're sitting at home, watchin some porn, no plans for a few hours... would u open your closet and sit back??
I don't know, I think it's the same thing for me as why I would never order a "lady of the night" As the great George Costanza once said, "I can't pay for anything that I know I could possibly get for free if I put some work into it"
But, a girl like that, even it was free, I don't think I'd go for it. I need a litlte something to get me going, and that is like....well, the complete opposite of that.
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 04:31 PM
i think i am going to have nightmares about her
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 04:32 PM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 4:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
what if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?
I know i would
I STILL wouldnt sleep with Annie Duke....
Even though she does look a bit better before make-up
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Posted 20 September 2006 - 04:39 PM
QUOTE (Royal_Tour @ Wednesday, September 20th, 2006, 5:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
if you have ever looked at a vaccuum in a sexual way, you'd do this too
Ooo, the vacuum hose extension would've been a much better call last night.
The lint brush just wasn't doing anything for me.
But now I don't have to shave for a while.
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