RonBurgundy 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 come on folks, during the day you're freakin spoutin it out like its a damn disease. i need me some late night comedy. Bring It! Link to post Share on other sites
Vade 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Most non-poker topics are finding their way into jamming up General Poker.For example, if all the stupid attacks on Smash were put here, they'd be easier to ignore Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 okheres a funny scene from a movie that isnt meant to be funny...but when you see it, you will laugh now....in the witness... when the mob comes for harrison ford... the car creeps over the crest of the hill... and the ominous music starts... then it slowly reverses awayfor some reason i laughed for like 15 minutes Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 we call him "pot brownies" here Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 I hope you guys haven't heard this one before. I was laughing like a maniac the first time I read this.Joke: An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,"What the heck is going on?" The drunk, still staring down, replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost." Link to post Share on other sites
RonBurgundy 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 okheres a funny scene from a movie that isnt meant to be funny...but when you see it, you will laugh now....in the witness... when the mob comes for harrison ford... the car creeps over the crest of the hill... and the ominous music starts... then it slowly reverses awayfor some reason i laughed for like 15 minuteshaha its like the walker texas ranger thing Conan did for a while when NBC and Universal merged. classic stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
NormanHaupt 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 /shrugI tried and you bitches only mocked me. You can live in your silence while I MSN all the good FCPers. Link to post Share on other sites
RonBurgundy 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 we call him "pot brownies" hereor mr. miyagi Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 /shrugI tried and you censored only mocked me. You can live in your silence while I MSN all the good FCPers.hahawhat was that?when were you mocked? Link to post Share on other sites
RonBurgundy 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 /shrugI tried and you censored only mocked me. You can live in your silence while I MSN all the good FCPers.hahawhat was that?when were you mocked?no one did any mocking, we are a peaceful tribe, unless provoked. Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 smokah the peace pipe? Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 hahaluke perry is on old SNL Link to post Share on other sites
RonBurgundy 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 hahaluke perry is on old SNLhes better in family guy Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 hahaluke perry is on old SNLhes better in family guywho isnt? Link to post Share on other sites
RonBurgundy 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 hahaluke perry is on old SNLhes better in family guywho isnt?hehe i laughed for like an hour yesterday cuz i forgot about this one part where he calls Fat Albert Della Reese. Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 people, we have another great thread that is perfect for late night fun. Don't you sometimes wonder. c'mon people Link to post Share on other sites
shydie 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 why are cactus's so religious?because they are so HOLY....da dan dah....ok, yeah off to bed. Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Darn it! I was trying to get some work done and another awesome thread starts up. Poop! Poop, poop, poop, and poop. Link to post Share on other sites
shydie 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 ok to revive myself from the awful joke above...giving you a good laugh-for those who haven't read it...this was from a previous post a couple months back: (part of the humor on our website, but won't post the name bc i don't want to be in violation of "advertising")TOP 5 POKER RELATED LIESPoker players love bluffing so much that they can rarely stop once they leave the table. Some of the more common 'misrepresentations of reality':1) "Just a few more hands and I'll be done".2) "I came out about even"3) "I have no problem folding AK when it misses the flop."4) [While watching poker on ESPN] "See that guy, the one in the hat? Like two tables behind this main table they're showing -- see the one who just kinda stretched? Yeah, that's me."5) "I won" ok really going to bed now. Link to post Share on other sites
Swift_Psycho 1 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 ok to revive myself from the awful joke above...giving you a good laugh-for those who haven't read it...this was from a previous post a couple months back: (part of the humor on our website, but won't post the name bc i don't want to be in violation of "advertising")TOP 5 POKER RELATED LIESPoker players love bluffing so much that they can rarely stop once they leave the table. Some of the more common 'misrepresentations of reality':1) "Just a few more hands and I'll be done".2) "I came out about even"3) "I have no problem folding AK when it misses the flop."4) [While watching poker on ESPN] "See that guy, the one in the hat? Like two tables behind this main table they're showing -- see the one who just kinda stretched? Yeah, that's me."5) "I won" ok really going to bed now.Please! j/k Link to post Share on other sites
shydie 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 another poker related lie?6.) going to bed now Link to post Share on other sites
faketree 0 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Oh no....another one of these.Ok, here's my first contribution...Weather forecast for tonight:Dark with continued dark overnight changing to widely scattered light by morning. -George CarlinEnjoy the darkness everyone. Link to post Share on other sites
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