tallytownFSU, on Tuesday, September 5th, 2006, 6:34 PM, said:
As a Metallica fan, I decided to respond to this immediately. Now, in the general sense of the word you, I am all for people who want to hate Metallica. They might not be the greatest metal band of all time. They might even be overrated. They might suck big donkey ****. If that's what you (again, in the general sense of the word) feel, then more power to you. Rock on. To each his own, right? Freedom of speech, all that nonsense. However, if you (the illiterate dipshit who posted this) want to exercise the right to freedom of speech, it's really quite vital to know what the **** you are doing, you pimple on the face of human society. What the **** is wrong with you? Have you ever heard of the shift key? Or maybe even something called a dictionary? Did you even make it PAST grammar school? If you managed to somehow graduate from high school, then I am shocked and appalled at our education system, because this has got to be the worst example of spelling and grammar I have ever read, INCLUDING the homework assignments I've seen eight year olds do. I am surprised you don't move backwards, you are THAT dumb. And because you are THAT dumb, anything you might have said worth reading in this is totally shot to hell and has lost ALL credibility. If you want something you type or say to be considered important or worth reading, then go back to school, pay attention to all of your grammar lessons, and THEN use the internet. God, people like you who actually have the balls to type their thought processes out and post it onto the internet for smart people to read make me want to vomit. It's people like you who are RUINING this country. People like YOU are the reason why George W. is the ****ing President! Do us all a favor and keep your mouth shut, your hands AWAY from your keyboard and do something useful with your time: go shove a screwdriver in your eye and turn it 360 degrees clockwise.
I will say this, this is the most impassioned plea for grammer and spelling ( the lowest form of of internet slam) I've ever seen. But it's still exactly what it is, a spelling and grammer spam. Sorry that I think your favorite band is complete dogshit.For the record, I was president of my high schools honor society, was a national merit scholar, who's scholarship I used in part to fund my Northwestern University education. What I don't give as **** about is writing out my posts in MSWord, using the spell check, then copying them ontio this form. When FCP gets a spell check button, I will gladly push it. Untill then, fuk straight off, I don't care. I have nothing but contempt for prescrpitive grammer, I really don't care if my words are spelled correctly or not on an online forum. Because, you see, I'm not trying to impress anyone with the ASSS-THET-TICK of my posts, but rather the content of them. Try staying on topic in a thread, IE why metalica sucks or perhaps denfending them. But belittling someone's agruement not on the content of it, but on it's spelling and grammer is the single lamest way to flame anyone ever. Yours was rather specatularly anal and literate, but still fundimentally lame Do you know how pathetic it is to claim the fall of western society rests on not putting my I before my E, and dangling a participle? Do you realize how insanely anal your whole post was? Get a fuking clue.But you nailed it on the head, people like me are the reason that GWB is president. Why, you ask? Because in 2000, during my post graduation exixtential crisis I embracd extreme leftest politics for a brief while (this phase preceded the nihilistic phase, the one I'm still currently in). I was pretty foolish for a while, and I did what all extreme leftest fools did in 2000 ( the ones that voted at least)... I voted for Nader. So I'll give you points for accuracy, but that's about it. Master of puppets is horse crap, btw.