I thought this could be interesting. I'm expecting and was talking with a friend about some of the horrible names people give their children. So what is the worst name someone's given their baby in your opinion?
I'm going with Drift, when the last name was wood. Parents can be evil.
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Bad Baby Names
Started by ksukitty, Sep 02 2006 01:15 PM
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 01:15 PM
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 01:17 PM
B.J. Upton- MLB player ..... BJ stands for "Bossman Junior"
and with the other hand ill doodle on some napkins, f*ck you with a loaf of bread and make you cheat on atkins.
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 01:17 PM
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 01:23 PM
Harry Bush... kid a year below me in grade school... I'm not suprised he is a stoner with a name like that... seriously, what the hell were the parents thinking.
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 01:25 PM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Saturday, September 2nd, 2006, 1:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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have u been gone for a while or have i just been that high?
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 01:27 PM
QUOTE (....Ian.... @ Saturday, September 2nd, 2006, 5:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
have u been gone for a while or have i just been that high?
yep, been gone about 6 months or so. just got cable internet at the house.
how about "Saddam"?
AmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 01:32 PM
Last name Lear
First name Crystal
Middle name Shanda
First name Crystal
Middle name Shanda
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 01:33 PM
QUOTE (Gooser @ Saturday, September 2nd, 2006, 1:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
B.J. Upton- MLB player ..... BJ stands for "Bossman Junior"
See I'm not sure about that one. I mean I don't really see Satan getting beaten up at school.
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 01:36 PM
QUOTE (ksukitty @ Saturday, September 2nd, 2006, 5:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
See I'm not sure about that one. I mean I don't really see Satan getting beaten up at school.
You're quoting skills leave much to be desired, but you're probably right.
How about this one then: "Gigantic Vagina Jones"
AmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 01:49 PM
QUOTE (zsta2k6 @ Saturday, September 2nd, 2006, 5:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Harry Bush... kid a year below me in grade school... I'm not suprised he is a stoner with a name like that... seriously, what the hell were the parents thinking.
I knew that kid!!
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Saturday, September 2nd, 2006, 5:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're quoting skills leave much to be desired, but you're probably right.
How about this one then: "Gigantic Vagina Jones"
How about this one then: "Gigantic Vagina Jones"
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I guess this is all unnecessary rambling because Hollywood personifies something I hate about most people. He can take valuable knowledge, stare it right in the fucking face and never let a single sentence absorb into his brain.
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 01:56 PM
QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Saturday, September 2nd, 2006, 1:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're quoting skills leave much to be desired, but you're probably right.
How about this one then: "Gigantic Vagina Jones"
How about this one then: "Gigantic Vagina Jones"
Ehhh...can I just blame it on the pregnancy? Or my inability to click on the right button.
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 01:59 PM
I know a girl named Evette Poussei.
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 02:08 PM
QUOTE (kers2 @ Saturday, September 2nd, 2006, 5:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I knew that kid!!
I wish I knew her
I wish I knew her
I've known a bunch. Want numbers?
QUOTE (ksukitty @ Saturday, September 2nd, 2006, 5:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ehhh...can I just blame it on the pregnancy? Or my inability to click on the right button.
I will forgive you. Once. After that, I'll kick you're shins. And then we'll play a game of grab-ass.
AmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 02:09 PM
In Tanzania and much of the 3rd world people give famous people or product names to kids without a clue what they are.
Adolf Hitler
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Super Tire (girl)
Motor (boy)
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Super Tire (girl)
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 02:14 PM
Aswipe.
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 03:32 PM
I went to school with a kid named Edwin Condom.
A friend of mine's mother is a nurse at the hospital. She looks at te chart and she sees the name S H I T H E A D. She looks long and hard and ask the mother the pronouciation of the name in which the mother says ... shith aide. However, written out, it is Shithead. Now that is pretty bad.
A friend of mine's mother is a nurse at the hospital. She looks at te chart and she sees the name S H I T H E A D. She looks long and hard and ask the mother the pronouciation of the name in which the mother says ... shith aide. However, written out, it is Shithead. Now that is pretty bad.
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 03:44 PM
Everyone named Shale needs to be punched in the face. I've made a list before, I don't feel like looking for it. Piper, Mckenzie, Dylan etc.
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 03:50 PM
ATTENTION: If your surname is HUNT do not name your son Michael. He usually ends up being called Mike. Same with those of you named HEAD. Do not name your son Richard.
I knew a Mike Hunt and a **** Head and I'm not even joking.
And I'm not talking about all the **** heads Ron Mexico knows.
I knew a Mike Hunt and a **** Head and I'm not even joking.
And I'm not talking about all the **** heads Ron Mexico knows.
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 04:19 PM
QUOTE (ksukitty @ Saturday, September 2nd, 2006, 3:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
See I'm not sure about that one. I mean I don't really see Satan getting beaten up at school.
My real name is Damian. I was born shortly before the movie "the omen" was released. So, um, yeah, I used to get in fights all the time as kid because of that name.
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Posted 02 September 2006 - 05:28 PM
QUOTE (hank213 @ Saturday, September 2nd, 2006, 4:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My real name is Damian. I was born shortly before the movie "the omen" was released. So, um, yeah, I used to get in fights all the time as kid because of that name.
Okay note to self take Damian off the possible name list. However, personally I like the name. Might be because I love horror movies.
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