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[chrozzo]

ear herpesits rarewho has fucked you in the ear lately?

[CobaltBlue]

chrozzo, on Saturday, August 2nd, 2008, 11:30 PM, said:

who has fucked you in the ear lately?

I've always thought that should be called 'aural sex'.(The problem is the joke only works when it's written and not spoken.)

[chrozzo]

CobaltBlue, on Sunday, August 3rd, 2008, 1:49 AM, said:

I've always thought that should be called 'aural sex'.(The problem is the joke only works when it's written and not spoken.)

in that case....very truebut really....give it up

[CobaltBlue]

chrozzo, on Sunday, August 3rd, 2008, 1:05 AM, said:

but really....give it up

My fiancee stuck her tongue in my ear...does that count?

[chrozzo]

CobaltBlue, on Sunday, August 3rd, 2008, 2:37 AM, said:

My fiancee stuck her tongue in my ear...does that count?

nogd!

[Donuts]

I read every comment and couldn't stop laughing! Sorry, I know they are painful. I have one behind my ear right now. Down in that little corner. Hurts!Dude with the exploding ear! WHAT! All I can say is woa and ouch! Dang!Only those who have had to deal with earlobe and behind the ear pimples have any idea...

[Painter567]

lol bump

[Gallo]

Donuts, on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009, 2:36 PM, said:

I read every comment and couldn't stop laughing! Sorry, I know they are painful. I have one behind my ear right now. Down in that little corner. Hurts!Dude with the exploding ear! WHAT! All I can say is woa and ouch! Dang!Only those who have had to deal with earlobe and behind the ear pimples have any idea...

Your first post on a poker forum and you search out this very topic to have your first post in?Hmmmmm?

[rcgs59]

lol , they will go away if you don't play with them. If you start to play with them or lance it the cyst can become more infected or cause an abcess. It also can cause damage to your hearing if the infection travels to the ear drum. My medical advice Do Not Touch them, they will go away. If they are large, red, hot and Painful see your MD

[donk4life]

rcgs59, on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009, 4:22 PM, said:

lol ,they will go away if you don't play with them. If you start to play with them or lance it the cyst can become more infected or cause an abcess. It also can cause damage to your hearing if the infection travels to the ear drum. My medical advice Do Not Touch them, they will go away. If they are large, red, hot and Painful see your MD

All I could think about when I read this post was penis jokes.

[rcgs59]

donk4life, on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009, 5:50 PM, said:

All I could think about when I read this post was penis jokes.

I am sure you and Grocey_mony would have a gay old time together lol

[DrawingDeadInDM]

rcgs59, on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009, 3:22 PM, said:

lol , they will go away if you don't play with them. If you start to play with them or lance it the cyst can become more infected or cause an abcess. It also can cause damage to your hearing if the infection travels to the ear drum. My medical advice Do Not Touch them, they will go away. If they are large, red, hot and Painful see your MD

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[Governator]

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[WageSlave]

Governator, on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009, 4:53 PM, said:

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[Governator]

WageSlave, on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009, 7:54 PM, said:

fyp

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[Merby]

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[James D]

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[Merby]

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[Governator]

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