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#41 chrozzo

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 08:30 PM

ear herpesits rarewho has fucked you in the ear lately?
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Posted 02 August 2008 - 09:49 PM

 chrozzo, on Saturday, August 2nd, 2008, 11:30 PM, said:

who has fucked you in the ear lately?
I've always thought that should be called 'aural sex'.(The problem is the joke only works when it's written and not spoken.)
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Posted 02 August 2008 - 10:05 PM

 CobaltBlue, on Sunday, August 3rd, 2008, 1:49 AM, said:

I've always thought that should be called 'aural sex'.(The problem is the joke only works when it's written and not spoken.)
in that case....very truebut really....give it up
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Posted 02 August 2008 - 10:37 PM

 chrozzo, on Sunday, August 3rd, 2008, 1:05 AM, said:

but really....give it up
My fiancee stuck her tongue in my ear...does that count?
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Posted 02 August 2008 - 10:43 PM

 CobaltBlue, on Sunday, August 3rd, 2008, 2:37 AM, said:

My fiancee stuck her tongue in my ear...does that count?
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 12:36 PM

I read every comment and couldn't stop laughing! Sorry, I know they are painful. I have one behind my ear right now. Down in that little corner. Hurts!Dude with the exploding ear! WHAT! All I can say is woa and ouch! Dang!Only those who have had to deal with earlobe and behind the ear pimples have any idea...
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 12:39 PM

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 01:33 PM

 Donuts, on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009, 2:36 PM, said:

I read every comment and couldn't stop laughing! Sorry, I know they are painful. I have one behind my ear right now. Down in that little corner. Hurts!Dude with the exploding ear! WHAT! All I can say is woa and ouch! Dang!Only those who have had to deal with earlobe and behind the ear pimples have any idea...
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 02:22 PM

lol , they will go away if you don't play with them. If you start to play with them or lance it the cyst can become more infected or cause an abcess. It also can cause damage to your hearing if the infection travels to the ear drum. My medical advice Do Not Touch them, they will go away. If they are large, red, hot and Painful see your MD
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 02:50 PM

 rcgs59, on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009, 4:22 PM, said:

lol ,they will go away if you don't play with them. If you start to play with them or lance it the cyst can become more infected or cause an abcess. It also can cause damage to your hearing if the infection travels to the ear drum. My medical advice Do Not Touch them, they will go away. If they are large, red, hot and Painful see your MD
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 03:47 PM

 donk4life, on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009, 5:50 PM, said:

All I could think about when I read this post was penis jokes.
I am sure you and Grocey_mony would have a gay old time together lol
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 04:30 PM

 rcgs59, on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009, 3:22 PM, said:

lol , they will go away if you don't play with them. If you start to play with them or lance it the cyst can become more infected or cause an abcess. It also can cause damage to your hearing if the infection travels to the ear drum. My medical advice Do Not Touch them, they will go away. If they are large, red, hot and Painful see your MD
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 04:53 PM

We're #2 on google for typing in: ear lobe pimplelmao, great bump

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 04:54 PM

 Governator, on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009, 4:53 PM, said:

We're #1 on google for typing in: ear lobe pimplelmao, great bump
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 04:55 PM

 WageSlave, on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009, 7:54 PM, said:

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 05:01 PM

I am so glad that someone bumped this thread.I will do my part and google "ear lobe pimple" twice daily for the next 3 weeks and click on the FCP link. We need to get on top of google for this search string!
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 05:07 PM

We're no.1 for 'earlobe pimple'no.2 for 'ear lobe pimple' (with space)

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 05:09 PM

 James D, on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009, 5:07 PM, said:

We're no.1 for 'earlobe pimple'no.2 for 'ear lobe pimple' (with space)
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Posted 27 January 2009 - 05:40 PM

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