I just read the latest copy of the FCP newsletter that was emailed to me. There was this one horrendous joke. FCP_Info, are you responsible for this????Pack UpA man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin."Where the heck have you been?" she asked."You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game." "How did you manage to do that?""It wasn't easy. Honest, I had to fold with a royal flush."
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Fcp_info Must Answer For This
Started by AcesUp46, Aug 25 2006 02:18 PM
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:20 PM
FatBurger, on Saturday, August 26th, 2006, 6:19 AM, said:
Why would he fold? A royal flush is a pretty good hand 
sw? seriously?because he wanted to lose.....
SW
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:22 PM
FatBurger, on Saturday, August 26th, 2006, 6:21 AM, said:
WTF? Why would he want to lose?
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:24 PM
***thehidden's brain and blood is now splattered all over his wall from reading this thread****seriously i thought this might be serious, i came in here ready to fight for BOB
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:25 PM
Yeah, that's a pretty dumb joke..Everyone knows that it's easier just to kill the bitch.
I'm also fed up with the common cold but I just hate to say goodbye.
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:26 PM
Which lowly paid summer intern is responsible for the bad joke?? We demand answers.
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:26 PM
AcesUp46, on Friday, August 25th, 2006, 2:18 PM, said:
I just read the latest copy of the FCP newsletter that was emailed to me. There was this one horrendous joke. FCP_Info, are you responsible for this????Pack UpA man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin."Where the heck have you been?" she asked."You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game." "How did you manage to do that?""It wasn't easy. Honest, I had to fold with a royal flush."
Doh !
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:27 PM
kennyg1966, on Friday, August 25th, 2006, 2:26 PM, said:
get a fucking life it's a JOKE
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:27 PM
DrawingDeadInDM, on Friday, August 25th, 2006, 2:25 PM, said:
Yeah, that's a pretty dumb joke..Everyone knows that it's easier just to kill the bitch.
priceless
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:29 PM
fatman, on Friday, August 25th, 2006, 2:27 PM, said:
priceless
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"The All-In move works every time...except once."
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:33 PM
CrAcKeDaCeS, on Friday, August 25th, 2006, 2:29 PM, said:
Fatman....Steven Gerrard is a cheater!!! His dive screwed us out of 3 points!
Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:36 PM
fatman, on Friday, August 25th, 2006, 2:33 PM, said:
Steven Gerrard is the best midfielder in England. One dive here or there doesn't change this.
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:43 PM
DrawingDeadInDM, on Friday, August 25th, 2006, 2:25 PM, said:
Yeah, that's a pretty dumb joke..Everyone knows that it's easier just to kill the bitch.
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:45 PM
DrawingDeadInDM, on Friday, August 25th, 2006, 5:25 PM, said:
Yeah, that's a pretty dumb joke..Everyone knows that it's easier just to kill the bitch.
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 02:59 PM
FatBurger, on Friday, August 25th, 2006, 3:19 PM, said:
Why would he fold? A royal flush is a pretty good hand
bascomeb, on Friday, August 25th, 2006, 3:20 PM, said:
sw? seriously?because he wanted to lose.....
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent
mrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:
Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.
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Posted 25 August 2006 - 03:03 PM
FatBurger, on Friday, August 25th, 2006, 4:00 PM, said:
You must not have seen the original joke, then.
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent
mrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:
Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.
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