subsin 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 wats the easiest way to let a friend down that seems like shes interested in you romantically? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Show her how you spell "what's". That should end any interest. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Show her how you spell "what's". That should end any interest.Concur. Link to post Share on other sites
loopie 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 wats the easiest way to let a friend down that seems like shes interested in you romantically?slowly remove her legs from ur waist Link to post Share on other sites
subsin 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Author Share Posted August 24, 2006 haha, be serious please Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 is she fat?even if she's not, say she's too fat. That'll do it Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 is she fat?even if she's not, say she's too fat. That'll do itIf she is, tell her she's too skinny, but smirk like an idiot the whole time. She'll run away crying. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 If she is, tell her she's too skinny, but smirk like an idiot the whole time. She'll run away crying.plus they might even ask you to speak at her funeral after she kills herself while eating a baked ham....that's just good stuff Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 I take it she's not attractive? Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Say "good bye, online girl world." Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 69 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 One word: I'm gay. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 One word: I'm gay.I'll send you some links is you want to create a believe background story. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 I think you should go ahead and bang her. While you are penetrating her, whisper in her ear that she is even tighter than her sister.Or you could still do her, but leave her sticky, alone, and without capitol...from http://shimmeringwang.blogspot.com/2006_07...ng_archive.htmlA girl cheated on me once. When I found out, I told her I had a surprise for her. I made her a wonderful dinner at her place, complete with nice music, Fettucini Alfredo, and a few nice bottles of wine. Then I railed the **** out of her. When she passed out (didn't handle wine to well), I beat off on her back, took a picture with a digital camera, and stole all her money on the way out, leaving her sticky, alone, and without capital.I used some of the money to get the picture printed out real big on nice photo-quality paper. I then sent the picture to her bone-buddy, with the caption "She's All Yours!" in big letters at the top, along with "That's Not Coconut" in smaller letters across the bottom.I think they're still together, and might even be engaged.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 I think you should go ahead and bang her. While you are penetrating her, whisper in her ear that she is even tighter than her sister.Or you could still do her, but leave her sticky, alone, and without capitol...from http://shimmeringwang.blogspot.com/2006_07...ng_archive.htmlA girl cheated on me once. When I found out, I told her I had a surprise for her. I made her a wonderful dinner at her place, complete with nice music, Fettucini Alfredo, and a few nice bottles of wine. Then I railed the **** out of her. When she passed out (didn't handle wine to well), I beat off on her back, took a picture with a digital camera, and stole all her money on the way out, leaving her sticky, alone, and without capital.I used some of the money to get the picture printed out real big on nice photo-quality paper. I then sent the picture to her bone-buddy, with the caption "She's All Yours!" in big letters at the top, along with "That's Not Coconut" in smaller letters across the bottom.I think they're still together, and might even be engaged.WangHahaha. Classic. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 I think you should go ahead and bang her. While you are penetrating her, whisper in her ear that she is even tighter than her sister.Or you could still do her, but leave her sticky, alone, and without capitol...from http://shimmeringwang.blogspot.com/2006_07...ng_archive.htmlA girl cheated on me once. When I found out, I told her I had a surprise for her. I made her a wonderful dinner at her place, complete with nice music, Fettucini Alfredo, and a few nice bottles of wine. Then I railed the **** out of her. When she passed out (didn't handle wine to well), I beat off on her back, took a picture with a digital camera, and stole all her money on the way out, leaving her sticky, alone, and without capital.I used some of the money to get the picture printed out real big on nice photo-quality paper. I then sent the picture to her bone-buddy, with the caption "She's All Yours!" in big letters at the top, along with "That's Not Coconut" in smaller letters across the bottom.I think they're still together, and might even be engaged.WangThe Ol' "Stick, Alone and Without Capitol" is reserved only for the most treacherous of hags. Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 pull out that thing that keeps the air in. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 pull out that thing that keeps the air in.Nice. Link to post Share on other sites
gadjet 11 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Nice.Funnier two days ago on the other thread though...EDIT in light of post below: Given the amount of posting you do... You are excused and Zing on the spell well bit... Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Funnier two days ago on the other thread though...didn't see itI try not to plagerizeor spell well Link to post Share on other sites
gadjet 11 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Show her how you spell "what's". That should end any interest. Link to post Share on other sites
subsin 0 Posted August 24, 2006 Author Share Posted August 24, 2006 I think you should go ahead and bang her. While you are penetrating her, whisper in her ear that she is even tighter than her sister.Or you could still do her, but leave her sticky, alone, and without capitol...from http://shimmeringwang.blogspot.com/2006_07...ng_archive.htmlA girl cheated on me once. When I found out, I told her I had a surprise for her. I made her a wonderful dinner at her place, complete with nice music, Fettucini Alfredo, and a few nice bottles of wine. Then I railed the **** out of her. When she passed out (didn't handle wine to well), I beat off on her back, took a picture with a digital camera, and stole all her money on the way out, leaving her sticky, alone, and without capital.I used some of the money to get the picture printed out real big on nice photo-quality paper. I then sent the picture to her bone-buddy, with the caption "She's All Yours!" in big letters at the top, along with "That's Not Coconut" in smaller letters across the bottom.I think they're still together, and might even be engaged.Wanghahahahahaha, for the comment, " i guess shes ugly" not much of a looker, but we've been friends since grade school, hopefully she doesnt bring it up so i dont have to shoot her down quicker than clint eastwood at a gunfight, damn it why cant a hot girl hit on me Link to post Share on other sites
rsmbox 1 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 damn it why cant a hot girl hit on meso...many...responses...flooding my brain....think i'll just leave this one alone Link to post Share on other sites
subsin 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Author Share Posted August 25, 2006 bump, still havent heard any decent reponses i should have at hand Link to post Share on other sites
mcsoupman 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Share Posted August 25, 2006 bump, still havent heard any decent reponses i should have at handDon't pull the "let's just be friends speech," cause then non of us have any credibility for railing on a lady when she does that.Avoid it like the plague, change topics whatever. Try bringing up your interest in other girls. Talk about other guys you could set her up with. Hopefully she will get the point. If she corners you, just say, "I'm just not into you that way." Or though that out and sing, "As the eagly flies, with the dove, If you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one your with." Link to post Share on other sites
subsin 0 Posted August 25, 2006 Author Share Posted August 25, 2006 Don't pull the "let's just be friends speech," cause then non of us have any credibility for railing on a lady when she does that.Avoid it like the plague, change topics whatever. Try bringing up your interest in other girls. Talk about other guys you could set her up with. Hopefully she will get the point. If she corners you, just say, "I'm just not into you that way." Or though that out and sing, "As the eagly flies, with the dove, If you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one your with."oooo, ty Link to post Share on other sites
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