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If she is, tell her she's too skinny, but smirk like an idiot the whole time. She'll run away crying.
plus they might even ask you to speak at her funeral after she kills herself while eating a baked ham....that's just good stuff
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I think you should go ahead and bang her. While you are penetrating her, whisper in her ear that she is even tighter than her sister.Or you could still do her, but leave her sticky, alone, and without capitol...from http://shimmeringwang.blogspot.com/2006_07...ng_archive.htmlA girl cheated on me once. When I found out, I told her I had a surprise for her. I made her a wonderful dinner at her place, complete with nice music, Fettucini Alfredo, and a few nice bottles of wine. Then I railed the **** out of her. When she passed out (didn't handle wine to well), I beat off on her back, took a picture with a digital camera, and stole all her money on the way out, leaving her sticky, alone, and without capital.I used some of the money to get the picture printed out real big on nice photo-quality paper. I then sent the picture to her bone-buddy, with the caption "She's All Yours!" in big letters at the top, along with "That's Not Coconut" in smaller letters across the bottom.I think they're still together, and might even be engaged.Wang

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I think you should go ahead and bang her. While you are penetrating her, whisper in her ear that she is even tighter than her sister.Or you could still do her, but leave her sticky, alone, and without capitol...from http://shimmeringwang.blogspot.com/2006_07...ng_archive.htmlA girl cheated on me once. When I found out, I told her I had a surprise for her. I made her a wonderful dinner at her place, complete with nice music, Fettucini Alfredo, and a few nice bottles of wine. Then I railed the **** out of her. When she passed out (didn't handle wine to well), I beat off on her back, took a picture with a digital camera, and stole all her money on the way out, leaving her sticky, alone, and without capital.I used some of the money to get the picture printed out real big on nice photo-quality paper. I then sent the picture to her bone-buddy, with the caption "She's All Yours!" in big letters at the top, along with "That's Not Coconut" in smaller letters across the bottom.I think they're still together, and might even be engaged.Wang
Hahaha. Classic. :club::D:D
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I think you should go ahead and bang her. While you are penetrating her, whisper in her ear that she is even tighter than her sister.Or you could still do her, but leave her sticky, alone, and without capitol...from http://shimmeringwang.blogspot.com/2006_07...ng_archive.htmlA girl cheated on me once. When I found out, I told her I had a surprise for her. I made her a wonderful dinner at her place, complete with nice music, Fettucini Alfredo, and a few nice bottles of wine. Then I railed the **** out of her. When she passed out (didn't handle wine to well), I beat off on her back, took a picture with a digital camera, and stole all her money on the way out, leaving her sticky, alone, and without capital.I used some of the money to get the picture printed out real big on nice photo-quality paper. I then sent the picture to her bone-buddy, with the caption "She's All Yours!" in big letters at the top, along with "That's Not Coconut" in smaller letters across the bottom.I think they're still together, and might even be engaged.Wang
The Ol' "Stick, Alone and Without Capitol" is reserved only for the most treacherous of hags.
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I think you should go ahead and bang her. While you are penetrating her, whisper in her ear that she is even tighter than her sister.Or you could still do her, but leave her sticky, alone, and without capitol...from http://shimmeringwang.blogspot.com/2006_07...ng_archive.htmlA girl cheated on me once. When I found out, I told her I had a surprise for her. I made her a wonderful dinner at her place, complete with nice music, Fettucini Alfredo, and a few nice bottles of wine. Then I railed the **** out of her. When she passed out (didn't handle wine to well), I beat off on her back, took a picture with a digital camera, and stole all her money on the way out, leaving her sticky, alone, and without capital.I used some of the money to get the picture printed out real big on nice photo-quality paper. I then sent the picture to her bone-buddy, with the caption "She's All Yours!" in big letters at the top, along with "That's Not Coconut" in smaller letters across the bottom.I think they're still together, and might even be engaged.Wang
hahahahahaha, :club::D:D for the comment, " i guess shes ugly" not much of a looker, but we've been friends since grade school, hopefully she doesnt bring it up so i dont have to shoot her down quicker than clint eastwood at a gunfight, damn it why cant a hot girl hit on me
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bump, still havent heard any decent reponses i should have at hand
Don't pull the "let's just be friends speech," cause then non of us have any credibility for railing on a lady when she does that.Avoid it like the plague, change topics whatever. Try bringing up your interest in other girls. Talk about other guys you could set her up with. Hopefully she will get the point. If she corners you, just say, "I'm just not into you that way." Or though that out and sing, "As the eagly flies, with the dove, If you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one your with."
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Don't pull the "let's just be friends speech," cause then non of us have any credibility for railing on a lady when she does that.Avoid it like the plague, change topics whatever. Try bringing up your interest in other girls. Talk about other guys you could set her up with. Hopefully she will get the point. If she corners you, just say, "I'm just not into you that way." Or though that out and sing, "As the eagly flies, with the dove, If you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one your with."
oooo, ty
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