59 replies to this topic

[CobaltBlue]

Oh my gid!

[Wandigo]

ban sunglasses, on Thursday, August 24th, 2006, 9:07 AM, said:

Sunglasses in Poker - why don't people just bring in welding masks?Long Putters in Golf- super weak styleElbow Guards in Baseball- Step way too far over the plateWide Goalie Pads in Hockey- in processSuped up Raquets in Tennis- but who cares about tennisI just wanted to emphasize how lame i think glasses are in poker and how they compare to issues in other sports....am i missing anything else?

What about Nike pumps? It's just not fair for some basketball players to be able to jump higher than others. BAN PUMPS!

[missIdaho]

ban sunglasses, on Thursday, August 24th, 2006, 1:15 PM, said:

miss idaho will you go out with me?

only if you wear sunglasses

[fatman]

BeaverStyle, on Thursday, August 24th, 2006, 9:35 AM, said:

Hooray beer!

I've invented this little book. It's black. You put women's phone numbers in it.A little black book.Brilliant!

[Sluggo]

I get the feeling that SOMEONE recently was bluffed out of a big pot by someone wearing sunglasses.

[Aerriza]

Sluggo, on Thursday, August 24th, 2006, 2:32 PM, said:

I get the feeling that SOMEONE recently was bluffed out of a big pot by someone wearing sunglasses.

No the OP has the power to read people by looking at their eyes, but with the rise of sunglasses he is loosing at poker, this is his last attempt to regain his poker glorry.[/retarded post]

[KowboyKoop]

Ban Al Gore

[Guest_]

i kinda agree sunglasses are cowardly.......if your a man you dont need to cover your eyes everyonr knows its yout throat that gives it away and your body language'i think its an intimidation thing more than anything but its still gay imho

[ban sunglasses]

Guest_, on Thursday, August 24th, 2006, 3:33 PM, said:

i kinda agree sunglasses are cowardly.......if your a man you dont need to cover your eyes everyonr knows its yout throat that gives it away and your body language'i think its an intimidation thing more than anything but its still gay imho

Really? If someone's wearing sunglasses I'm gonna try staring exclusively at someone's throat. Does that mean you should wear the sunglasses around your neck??

[mulhs82]

missIdaho, on Thursday, August 24th, 2006, 2:20 PM, said:

only if you wear sunglasses

I wear my sunglasses at night.

[missIdaho]

mulhs82, on Thursday, August 24th, 2006, 4:14 PM, said:

I wear my sunglasses at night.

that's so hot

[jowest]

Guest_, on Thursday, August 24th, 2006, 12:33 PM, said:

i kinda agree sunglasses are cowardly.......if your a man you dont need to cover your eyes everyonr knows its yout throat that gives it away and your body language'i think its an intimidation thing more than anything but its still gay imho

There is a VERY strong argument for wearing sunglasses at donk tables.They are not aware you are picking up on their tells because they are not aware you are watching them. I only use them when I play at low limit stakes in casinos. If they see you looking at them than they act differently.Now if you are in a stare down this is pointless and the glasses do nothing. The point is to look at them when it is NOT their turn to act and see what they do.For instance, the cards are dealt, and rather than you looking at your own cards you stare at one of your oppenents as they look at theirs. You notice they glance at their chips before acting. This might not have happened if you were staring at them and they knew it.Now if I am ever at a final table with pros and I have sunglasses on, please shoot me.

[BeaverStyle]

mulhs82, on Thursday, August 24th, 2006, 1:14 PM, said:

I wear my sunglasses at night.

The sun never sets on a badass.

[fleung22]

Sunglasses can be a bit much but it's also style too.Can you imagine seeing Jesus or Scotty Nguyen without shades? It's not like Scotty only wears them at the poker table...it's part of him. Just like if you saw P. Diddy on the green felt...he'd obviously be wearing shades.

[ricker]

ban sunglasses, on Thursday, August 24th, 2006, 10:15 AM, said:

keep your sunglasses on socrates....

no matter what, thanks to bill and ted I will always read this as SO-CRATESBy the way: I wear my sunglasses at nightSo I can so I canWatch you weave then breathe your story linesAnd I wear my sunglasses at nightSo I can so I canKeep track of the visions in my eyesWhile she's deceiving meIt cuts my security hasShe got control of meI turn to her and sayDon't switch the blade on the guy in shades oh noDon't masquerade with the guy in shades oh noI can't believe it!Cus you got it made with the guy in shades oh noAnd I wear my sunglasses at nightSo I can so I canForget my name while you collect your claimAnd I wear my sunglasses at nightSo I can so I canSee the light that's right before my eyesWhile she's deceiving meShe cuts my securityHas she got control of meI turn to her and sayDon't switch the blade on the guy in shades oh noDon't masquerade with the guy in shades oh noI can't believe it!'Cus you got it made with the guy in shades oh no'Cus you got it made with the guy in shades oh noOh I say I wear my sunglasses at nightI wear my sunglasses at nightI wear my sunglasses at nightI say it to you nowI wear my sunglasses at nightI wear my sunglasses at nightI wear my sunglasses at nightI cry to youI wear my sunglasses at nightI wear my sunglasses at night

[mulhs82]

missIdaho, on Thursday, August 24th, 2006, 5:27 PM, said:

that's so hot

Oh trust me, I know.

[Bob Saget]

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[nutzbuster]

Nuff said.......

[CobaltBlue]

Gid 'er dun!

[Balloon guy]

My future's so bright I HAVE to wear shades!