darkrider88 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 For all who are bored and want a good story:Last saturday night, after recovering from a 24 hour hangover (racing someone with shots of bacardi 151 is a supremely bad idea), my friend Mike calls me up, asking if I want to get backed the local "Big one" ($350.00 buy in). I wasn't planning on playing in it this week, as last week did not go well for me, but I figured what the hell, if I'm getting backed I'll do it. So I show up at the place about 2 hours early by accident, and decide to start having a drink or 7. By the time the tourney has started, I'm yelling incoherent german words at the dealer b/c he looked like Tony G, and hugging everyone at my table. Start w/ 1,000 in chips, 44 players, blinds at 5-10 (sweet structure). After collapsing in my seat, I'm ready to play.First hand I'm facing a raise, and a reraise, and I look down at K-3 in the small blind. My first tough decision had arrived; actually, it wasn't that tough. I insta-pushed. when the second guy folded his QQ (he showed it), i proceeded to show my krablar and began to dance. Usually, I'm pegged as a TAG player who will pull a move every once and while. Not tonight. I'm raising almost every pot, putting people all in w/ massive overbets, and basicially being the guy at the table that everyone wants to bust but can't. When my backer stops by, i give his gf a big kiss and hug him. I couldn't be happier.Here are some highlights I wrote down as it went:9:12 I move tables. This one girl is increadibly good looking (think Anna kournikova in her prime)9: 30I pick up a sick tell on Anna. Whenever she is bluffing, she shows a little clevage. It's hot and profitable.9:55 I call one of anna's clevagebluffs OOP w/ 10-3 for bottom pair. 10:48I bust a guy w/ 3-2 offsuit, and he freaks out.10:58I bust his best friend w/ 7-2 10 minutes later. They hate me.11:30I bust the defending champion w/ 10-7. The table loves me.11:44I double up Anna w/ JJ on a shitty play. The table loves me more.12:45I begin trash talking the dealer, threatening his manhood and children if he doesn't give me a playable hand. I win a pot w/ AK and hug him.1:00: Final table time!1:14: I switch my drink from Coors light to bacardi 151. my table shivers in fear.2:00: I raise my 14th straight pot, and still win the blinds2:45: I end up heads up w/ Anna. She wants to split, but i tell her i will only split if she fellates me on command. She doesn't appreciate the humor.2:55 W/ a large chiplead I'm holding K-3, and raise on the button. She reraises the pot. I call. Flop is AK2. she checks, i bet, she calls. turn comes 8. she checks, i bet, she goes AI (about a potsize raise). I see no clevage and fold, and she shows an ace. 3:01 I began tilting a little after this hand, and was visibly upset about losing w. K-3. Now that we were even in chips, I pick up AA and shove all in, a huge overbet. she figures i'm tilting and calls w/ AQ. tourney over, ive won my first live MTT completely drunk. 3:20: I put a 1,000 dollar challenge to anyone who wants to play heads up. I find a taker. It's anna.3:25: I win another 1,000 from anna. I decide to try to work my mac game. I get a phone number3:45: I pass out in my apartment much richer, and about to be extremely hung over.I love poker and alcohol and the krablar. god bless fcp. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 that is simply a quality story.job well done sir. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 GODDAMN FINE STORY!!! Link to post Share on other sites
gavindagr8 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Not sure why I read this, but it was somewhat entertaining. Good luck with playing drunk in the future.-Gavin Link to post Share on other sites
tripdeuces 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAntastic.Pretty sweet you took a grand more off anna and still get the digits. Nice work Link to post Share on other sites
gatortom64 1 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I felt like I was there. Thanks for the fucking hangover!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
mhoward29 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Amazing how you could take notes while getting drunk. With all the hugging you did it seems that you wouldnt have time. Also, Im curious what casino would deal you a heads up match. Ive never seen that and have been playing poker live for years... Link to post Share on other sites
subsin 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 For all who are bored and want a good story:Last saturday night, after recovering from a 24 hour hangover (racing someone with shots of bacardi 151 is a supremely bad idea), my friend Mike calls me up, asking if I want to get backed the local "Big one" ($350.00 buy in). I wasn't planning on playing in it this week, as last week did not go well for me, but I figured what the hell, if I'm getting backed I'll do it. So I show up at the place about 2 hours early by accident, and decide to start having a drink or 7. By the time the tourney has started, I'm yelling incoherent german words at the dealer b/c he looked like Tony G, and hugging everyone at my table. Start w/ 1,000 in chips, 44 players, blinds at 5-10 (sweet structure). After collapsing in my seat, I'm ready to play.First hand I'm facing a raise, and a reraise, and I look down at K-3 in the small blind. My first tough decision had arrived; actually, it wasn't that tough. I insta-pushed. when the second guy folded his QQ (he showed it), i proceeded to show my krablar and began to dance. Usually, I'm pegged as a TAG player who will pull a move every once and while. Not tonight. I'm raising almost every pot, putting people all in w/ massive overbets, and basicially being the guy at the table that everyone wants to bust but can't. When my backer stops by, i give his gf a big kiss and hug him. I couldn't be happier.Here are some highlights I wrote down as it went:9:12 I move tables. This one girl is increadibly good looking (think Anna kournikova in her prime)9: 30I pick up a sick tell on Anna. Whenever she is bluffing, she shows a little clevage. It's hot and profitable.9:55 I call one of anna's clevagebluffs OOP w/ 10-3 for bottom pair. 10:48I bust a guy w/ 3-2 offsuit, and he freaks out.10:58I bust his best friend w/ 7-2 10 minutes later. They hate me.11:30I bust the defending champion w/ 10-7. The table loves me.11:44I double up Anna w/ JJ on a shitty play. The table loves me more.12:45I begin trash talking the dealer, threatening his manhood and children if he doesn't give me a playable hand. I win a pot w/ AK and hug him.1:00: Final table time!1:14: I switch my drink from Coors light to bacardi 151. my table shivers in fear.2:00: I raise my 14th straight pot, and still win the blinds2:45: I end up heads up w/ Anna. She wants to split, but i tell her i will only split if she fellates me on command. She doesn't appreciate the humor.2:55 W/ a large chiplead I'm holding K-3, and raise on the button. She reraises the pot. I call. Flop is AK2. she checks, i bet, she calls. turn comes 8. she checks, i bet, she goes AI (about a potsize raise). I see no clevage and fold, and she shows an ace. 3:01 I began tilting a little after this hand, and was visibly upset about losing w. K-3. Now that we were even in chips, I pick up AA and shove all in, a huge overbet. she figures i'm tilting and calls w/ AQ. tourney over, ive won my first live MTT completely drunk. 3:20: I put a 1,000 dollar challenge to anyone who wants to play heads up. I find a taker. It's anna.3:25: I win another 1,000 from anna. I decide to try to work my mac game. I get a phone number3:45: I pass out in my apartment much richer, and about to be extremely hung over.I love poker and alcohol and the krablar. god bless fcp.hahahaha, love the fellates part, so this is how you win a poker tourney....hmm...might have to change my strategy Link to post Share on other sites
meservery 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 vnh. i laughed. Link to post Share on other sites
petro1010 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 she couldnt get enough and played heads up huh. good thing she didnt change into a sweatshirt or anything like that...good story buddy, my 2 mins well spent. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Bacardi 151 at the poker table.... LOL Link to post Share on other sites
throwemaway 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I like it. I like it a lot. Nice work sir Link to post Share on other sites
DonkSlayer 1 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 POTD.We need an update when you call Anna. We need your address if you don't Link to post Share on other sites
Guest_ 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 nh good story Link to post Share on other sites
edge52 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Unlike most stories posted here, this was well worth the time to read it. Nice job!You seriously got her number after all that? Your post just said a number... Link to post Share on other sites
darkrider88 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Author Share Posted August 23, 2006 Oh it is her number.I'm meeting her for drinks tonight. she wants a rematch too, and still won't accept my demand of fellatio on the spot. Link to post Share on other sites
Jennings7 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Would you describe her as looking like Anna Kournikova if she didn't give you her number? Link to post Share on other sites
jjgoldy5 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Are you sure she looked like anna before you started pounding back the drinks? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Well done, newb. Best post in a while. Link to post Share on other sites
RayPowers 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Aside from you missing the obvious opportunity of taking cell phone pics of Anna's cleavage to post here, the entire evening soudned perfect.Well played.Ray Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 Are you sure she looked like anna before you started pounding back the drinks?Yea...was she Anna before or after the alcohol/taking money from her. You might go to have drinks with her and see Janet Reno there waiting for you.Nonetheless, entertaining post, and congratulations. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I was thinking, after 12 drinks Martha Stewart starts to look like Anna K. to me. I'm gonna drink you pretty... You might be in for a surprise later. :icon_eek:Too Slow. Link to post Share on other sites
sdnuol 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 get some pictures Link to post Share on other sites
darkrider88 0 Posted August 23, 2006 Author Share Posted August 23, 2006 I'll post pics after tonight.Now i'm scared. Link to post Share on other sites
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