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#1 cu in 4years Dan

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Posted 19 August 2006 - 11:47 PM

wow this sucks. i was watching porn, which i hardly ever do, and my mum walked in. what do i do??? what the hell, shes a bit angrey i think but the thing is to make it look like she didnt notice she stood there asking for a bike pump, which she was actually looking for but still.words of wisdom from those who have been there?

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Posted 19 August 2006 - 11:54 PM

did she just catch you watching it? or did she catch you actually pulling the goalie?

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 12:00 AM

Which site?

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 12:01 AM

both, and i was... in the process of..... boom boom into tissue paper too.clips from www.myfreepaysite.com

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 12:01 AM

Thanks for sharing.
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Posted 20 August 2006 - 12:03 AM

Well your mom is probably in bed now so you might as well start back up again.

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 12:03 AM

The funny part is, that right when you looked up into your mom's horrified eyes, was the moment of greatest satisfaction for you. LOL

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 12:04 AM

You should probably kill yourself, as you'll never be able to live this down.
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#9 cu in 4years Dan

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 12:13 AM

View PostZach6668, on Sunday, August 20th, 2006, 12:04 AM, said:

You should probably kill yourself, as you'll never be able to live this down.
true lolalright guys, im venturing outside, keep you posted

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 12:14 AM

You should only kill yourself if she asked to join.
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Posted 20 August 2006 - 12:18 AM

Um...ew.Just tell her you were playing solitaire.


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Posted 20 August 2006 - 12:18 AM

View PostHangukMiguk, on Sunday, August 20th, 2006, 4:18 AM, said:

Um...ew.Just tell her you were playing solitaire.
Is that how you play Solitaire? I have been doing it all wrong. :club:
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Posted 20 August 2006 - 12:23 AM

I have heard a ton of excuses for how to convince your parents you were not saluting the captain. That was one of them.But the greatest of all:One of my friends was sitting on his couch, pulling his pork. All of a sudden, he hears his parents walking up the driveway. He gets frantic. As they're walking in, he's jumping up and down in the middle of the room, screams, "THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY PANTS" and runs into the bathroom. And they believed it.If this thread isn't locked by tomorrow though, I will be surprised.


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Posted 20 August 2006 - 12:24 AM

I always enjoyed the Dave Atell:"Help! My Hand and Penis are FIGHTING!"
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Posted 20 August 2006 - 12:55 AM

Now everytime he jerks off.. he is reminded of his mom... damn.......

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 12:57 AM

Its bad enough you live at home - the fact that you don't at least have a lock on your door is pathetic

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 01:13 AM

everyone gets caught and everyone moves on. Just forget about it and erase the day from your mind...oh and you might want to lay off auditioning the hand puppet for awhile there chief ok?

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 01:16 AM

I've never been caught; I'm like a ninja of self-pleasure.

#19 HangukMiguk

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Posted 20 August 2006 - 01:16 AM

View Postkeith crime, on Sunday, August 20th, 2006, 12:57 AM, said:

Its bad enough you live at home - the fact that you don't at least have a lock on your door is pathetic
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Posted 20 August 2006 - 01:17 AM

View Postricker, on Sunday, August 20th, 2006, 2:13 AM, said:

everyone gets caught and everyone moves on. Just forget about it and erase the day from your mind...oh and you might want to lay off auditioning the hand puppet for awhile there cheif ok?
sorry about going off topic but I don't think people mind. you're the dude who works at the radio station? just curious if you play Crash Carter? I guess maybe it's not even music station i dunno




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