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Started by Yoda, Aug 05 2006 02:44 PM

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#1 Yoda

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 02:44 PM

So my mom was going through piles of old **** from my childhood that hasn't been brought out in well over a decade. She finds a copy of our local paper from the day I was born. 08/22/80. Wouldn't ya know it, look what is on the front page. This is almost eerie. Yoda was also my pledge name in college (not chosen by me).




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#2 Zach6668

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 02:50 PM

I'd say the odds are about 15.5-1.
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#3 Yoda

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 02:51 PM

15.5 million to 1? Me too.


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Posted 05 August 2006 - 05:48 PM

That is a terrible drawing of yoda. JS
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 06:50 PM

Yoda is on the front page of my local paper about once a week. So 6-1.
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 06:54 PM

QUOTE (timwakefield @ Saturday, August 5th, 2006, 9:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yoda is on the front page of my local paper about once a week. So 6-1.


Mine too but the caption always says "Dick Chaney".
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#7 No_Neck

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 09:10 PM

QUOTE (renaedawn @ Saturday, August 5th, 2006, 10:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mine too but the caption always says "Dick Chaney".



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#8 cuddlemonkey

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Posted 05 August 2006 - 09:18 PM

That's great... you killed the consumer index. Thanks for nothing, jackass. dry.gif
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Posted 05 August 2006 - 09:26 PM

Wow I can't imagine what you look like.
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#10 Yoda

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Posted 06 August 2006 - 08:07 AM

QUOTE (cuddlemonkey @ Sunday, August 6th, 2006, 1:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's great... you killed the consumer index. Thanks for nothing, jackass. dry.gif


haha I did didn't I sad.gif


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Posted 06 August 2006 - 10:57 AM

Nothing makes me want to buy grape juice and stain remover than seeing that Yoda endorses it. Hey, If Yoda uses it, it must be good right?
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#12 Jerry

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Posted 06 August 2006 - 12:38 PM

I have collected papers for 40 years and 'the record' is one of my favorite collectibles. Your picture struck me as kind of odd, so I looked it up in my own collection. Here is what I found.


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#13 Yoda

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Posted 06 August 2006 - 01:53 PM

QUOTE (Jerry @ Sunday, August 6th, 2006, 4:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have collected papers for 40 years and 'the record' is one of my favorite collectibles. Your picture struck me as kind of odd, so I looked it up in my own collection. Here is what I found.



haha you win the thread. And have too much time on your hands. But good one smile.gif


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Posted 06 August 2006 - 08:04 PM

QUOTE (Jerry @ Sunday, August 6th, 2006, 3:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have collected papers for 40 years and 'the record' is one of my favorite collectibles. Your picture struck me as kind of odd, so I looked it up in my own collection. Here is what I found.



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Posted 07 August 2006 - 10:27 PM

I noticed that next to the date it says "final edition"....



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Posted 08 August 2006 - 07:30 AM

QUOTE (cuddlemonkey @ Sunday, August 6th, 2006, 12:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's great... you killed the consumer index. Thanks for nothing, jackass. dry.gif



For some reason that made me LMAO

#17 Randy Reed

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Posted 09 August 2006 - 10:52 AM

weird, you must be related, i mean does your mom admit to knowing Yoda?
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