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[somthintrndy]

Maintain your insanity Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors" 7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8 dont use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. Read this again.

[Swift_Psycho]

Hahaha, #11 was a good one. I'm gonna try that some time.

[theACE]

haha yah I've done #11 before, the looks you get from the people who work there when you pull up to the window to get your food are priceless.

[dms26]

17 and 18 had me laughing out loud at work and using no punctuation at all would get to be very annoying to other people dont you think I do

[allinbluff35]

you forgot 10, 15, and 16.

[Eclipse17]

hahahahai think i read this beforebut it's still funny reading it again

[mnuks]

LOL-- They're all great, my fave is #7.

[Rebecca]

somthintrndy said:

Maintain your insanity  17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"  

I like to use this one at the casino.