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i like to say weird and obscure sayings in everyday conversations but im running low on ones i havent used so i need some ideas. the last one i discovered was "hit the bricks, pal" from watching Glengarry Glen Ross. it means get out of here i guess. post some ideas with their translations if its not obvious.

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When I don't understand what some1 said, or if it is just confusing/outrageous. Instead of saying "What?" - I usually go with either "Touch me who?" or "What the huhhhhhhhhhh?" The more h's the better.

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In an obscure reference from a family guy episode, I frequently say "show me potato salad!" in very very very obscure situations.

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In an obscure reference from a family guy episode, I frequently say "show me potato salad!" in very very very obscure situations.
Fantastic reference! I love it!Show me potato salad!
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In an obscure reference from a family guy episode, I frequently say "show me potato salad!" in very very very obscure situations.
Nice.After a fart: "Did somebody on a duck?"When sneezing, add a "ching" on the end instead of "choo". You know...AAAHHH-CHING!
When I don't understand what some1 said, or if it is just confusing/outrageous. Instead of saying "What?" - I usually go with either "Touch me who?" or "What the huhhhhhhhhhh?" The more h's the better.
I go with, "You did who to my what now?"
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When you get real pissed off and feel like yelling out all kinds of obscenities try yelling, "AHHH BOB SAGET!!!"
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I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl.
I was crying and couldn't breathe, I was laughing so hard. Totally classic stuff.
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If you've seen the movie "At Close Range" with Christopher Walken, there's a point when he turns to the group and says in all seriousness: "Just one thing here, you don't say nothing against the Family" -- it can work in certain situations, that is all

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One of my friends makes pretty good money but occasionally dosen't bring enough cash when we go out. After he left one night, one of my other friends said, "What's with that guy, he's got short arms and deep pockets ."I'd never heard that before and thought it was pretty funny. Maybe its from a movie or something, I never asked him.

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One of my friends makes pretty good money but occasionally dosen't bring enough cash when we go out. After he left one night, one of my other friends said, "What's with that guy, he's got short arms and deep pockets ."I'd never heard that before and thought it was pretty funny. Maybe its from a movie or something, I never asked him.
Pretty old saying.Its also in a GZA song IIRC.
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I use "Bunch of savages in this town" pretty regularly, as well as the slightly obscure Ned Flanders "Son of a Diddly" from the "3 Stories" Simpsons episode....

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I use "Bunch of savages in this town" pretty regularly, as well as the slightly obscure Ned Flanders "Son of a Diddly" from the "3 Stories" Simpsons episode....
nice. I have been known to use "dilly of a pickle," and "fozzy of a bear of a problem."
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nice. I have been known to use "dilly of a pickle," and "fozzy of a bear of a problem."
LOL!! :club:
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I have actually said out loud "Oh My God What the F*ck Bar B Que"

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If you've seen the movie "At Close Range" with Christopher Walken, there's a point when he turns to the group and says in all seriousness: "Just one thing here, you don't say nothing against the Family" -- it can work in certain situations, that is all
Another Walken line that I enjoy is from the movie Pool Hall Junkies."How much you got, Joe?!"Only really works if you try to do a walken impression while saying it.One that's not a line from a movie that I really enjoy is this.Instead of saying "Are you serious?"you say, "Are you cereal?"It always makes the other person take a step back.oh, also a good one from seinfeld is to say "That's ridicurous!" instead of "That's ridiculous!"
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I have actually said out loud "Oh My God What the F*ck Bar B Que"
LMAO.. Nice.I probably have some, but I can't think of what.I know Brigette sometimes says "Fuckin BitchShit".
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