What's the deal with Royal tour?
I like Royal; he and I have never had a problem in any regard. I was once greatly amused by his story about mooning a security camera. But how has he managed to earn such a following? Most of his posts seem pretty neutral. Is there a secret thread somewhere where he displays a razor wit or tells fabulous stories? Are they in the Army thread? Can someone link something?
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Started by Dirtydutch, Jul 28 2006 04:08 PM
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 04:15 PM
oh dear...
you have brought the figurative shit storm down upon you my friend.....
you have brought the figurative shit storm down upon you my friend.....
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 04:17 PM
QUOTE (ricker @ Friday, July 28th, 2006, 4:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
oh dear...
you have brought the figurative shit storm down upon you my friend.....
you have brought the figurative shit storm down upon you my friend.....
I'm not insulting him, if I wanted to I would. I just never see these great posts everyone talks about. Where are they? I'm not being sarcastic.
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 04:17 PM
QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Friday, July 28th, 2006, 4:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What's the deal with Royal tour?
I like Royal; he and I have never had a problem in any regard. I was once greatly amused by his story about mooning a security camera. But how has he managed to earn such a following? Most of his posts seem pretty neutral. Is there a secret thread somewhere where he displays a razor wit or tells fabulous stories? Are they in the Army thread? Can someone link something?
I like Royal; he and I have never had a problem in any regard. I was once greatly amused by his story about mooning a security camera. But how has he managed to earn such a following? Most of his posts seem pretty neutral. Is there a secret thread somewhere where he displays a razor wit or tells fabulous stories? Are they in the Army thread? Can someone link something?
Royal Tour is the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be.
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 04:20 PM
QUOTE (troyomac @ Friday, July 28th, 2006, 5:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Royal Tour is the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be.
No dude, that's Bret Hart.
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 04:22 PM
My bad.
Make that 2nd best.
Make that 2nd best.
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 04:28 PM
QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Friday, July 28th, 2006, 7:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm not insulting him, if I wanted to I would. I just never see these great posts everyone talks about. Where are they? I'm not being sarcastic.
I see where you're coming from, I like Royal too.
Maybe all his great posts got deleted.
Believe me, they're NOT in the Army thread.
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 04:39 PM
It's been so long - during what us older fcp members call the hey day
Royal and Ron Mexico would go back and forth with homosexual banter
Then again maybe we all loved Mexico so much that it rubbed off and we loved Royal too - but anyway - together they became the kinds of FCP!
Royal and Ron Mexico would go back and forth with homosexual banter
Then again maybe we all loved Mexico so much that it rubbed off and we loved Royal too - but anyway - together they became the kinds of FCP!
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 04:43 PM
I used to really like him in the early days, but I can't even remember anything he posted.
Also, I still like him, I just wonder what I'm missing when I see posters with "I'd give my first-born son for a lock of Royal's man hair," or whatever, in their sig. Is he posting in one of the forums I don't check?
Also, I still like him, I just wonder what I'm missing when I see posters with "I'd give my first-born son for a lock of Royal's man hair," or whatever, in their sig. Is he posting in one of the forums I don't check?
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 04:45 PM
QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Friday, July 28th, 2006, 4:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I used to really like him in the early days, but I can't even remember anything he posted.
Also, I still like him, I just wonder what I'm missing when I see posters with "I'd give my first-born son for a lock of Royal's man hair," or whatever, in their sig. Is he posting in one of the forums I don't check?
Also, I still like him, I just wonder what I'm missing when I see posters with "I'd give my first-born son for a lock of Royal's man hair," or whatever, in their sig. Is he posting in one of the forums I don't check?
I actually don't think he posts that much anymore - its hard to tell before the charter member thing there were way less sections and threads and everyone knew each other now all the vets hide in individual threads like the army and sick etc
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 04:47 PM
Oh man, funny on so many levels.
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 04:55 PM
QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Friday, July 28th, 2006, 4:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I used to really like him in the early days, but I can't even remember anything he posted.
Also, I still like him, I just wonder what I'm missing when I see posters with "I'd give my first-born son for a lock of Royal's man hair," or whatever, in their sig. Is he posting in one of the forums I don't check?
Also, I still like him, I just wonder what I'm missing when I see posters with "I'd give my first-born son for a lock of Royal's man hair," or whatever, in their sig. Is he posting in one of the forums I don't check?
That was a last longer bet he made with SBriand in a tournament they were both in. I don't have the link (because I'm lazy), but it was somewhere in general.
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 05:05 PM
QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Friday, July 28th, 2006, 7:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I used to really like him in the early days, but I can't even remember anything he posted.
Also, I still like him, I just wonder what I'm missing when I see posters with "I'd give my first-born son for a lock of Royal's man hair," or whatever, in their sig. Is he posting in one of the forums I don't check?
Also, I still like him, I just wonder what I'm missing when I see posters with "I'd give my first-born son for a lock of Royal's man hair," or whatever, in their sig. Is he posting in one of the forums I don't check?
Hilarious.
But umm... to be honest... I think it's more of a past experience factor.
He's been more scarce the past few months, but back in the day... he and I pretty much had something to say about everything in every thread.
The gusto has worn off, but the memories remain.
Although I don't have specifics, lol.
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 06:50 PM
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 06:52 PM
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 06:53 PM
I'm on the edge of my seat.
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 06:55 PM
QUOTE (keith crime @ Friday, July 28th, 2006, 6:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Damn its been a while this could be good
This could be a put-me-in-my-place zinging?
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 06:56 PM
QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Friday, July 28th, 2006, 6:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This could be a put-me-in-my-place zinging?
well if its good at least you'll have the answer to your original question
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 06:58 PM
QUOTE (keith crime @ Friday, July 28th, 2006, 6:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
well if its good at least you'll have the answer to your original question
That was my thinking.
More posts have been made since he started typing than the whole time it was sitting around.
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