runthemover 40 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Back when I worked for an Insurance company in Socal, a person came in with his two sons asked when they were able to be insured with us. Apparently they had bad records so I ran the records to see what was up. Both of them had horrible records with tickets accidents and other random things. The thing that set me off was seeing both of them had reckless driving infractions with notes saying things like driving on shoulder etc..I couldnt help myself and started to giggle. I felt really bad cuz I did this in front of him and his sons. Somehow I managed to tell him they would have to wait until they each had less than 3 points on their record.I know people have better stories of inappropriate behaviour than I so...Focus: Tell a story where you acted totally inappropriately, but just couldnt help yourself. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Back when I worked for an Insurance company in Socal, a person came in with his two sons asked when they were able to be insured with us. Apparently they had bad records so I ran the records to see what was up. Both of them had horrible records with tickets accidents and other random things. The thing that set me off was seeing both of them had reckless driving infractions with notes saying things like driving on shoulder etc..I couldnt help myself and started to giggle. I felt really bad cuz I did this in front of him and his sons. Somehow I managed to tell him they would have to wait until they each had less than 3 points on their record.I know people have better stories of inappropriate behaviour than I so...Focus: Tell a story where you acted totally inappropriately, but just couldnt help yourself.I think you already won your own contest. Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I think you already won your own contest. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I'm not telling my stories but there's no way I was not going to appear in a thread titled "Inappropriate". Link to post Share on other sites
Jerry_Lundegaard 0 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I once smoked a joint rolled from a bible page.Now THATS inappropriate.BTW I dont smoke anymore.... Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I don't have time to write my autobiography. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 So many stories, so little time.... Link to post Share on other sites
zsta2k6 0 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 one time I was reading a thread that was made to tell some inappropriate stories. I thought to myself "who the hell makes such pointless threads"... then I posted my thoughts, which was probably a bad idea. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I'm having a tough time thinking of an appropriate story.... A lifetime of acting like an uncaring teenager is catching up with me thoughI have a feeling that my 12 year old Zach is starting to feel ashamed of his ole dad...I guess I need to face the fact that hes growing upWhen he was a toddler, to keep an eye on him I made him stand in the stall with me while taking a dump...Last week he kept escaping under the door on me Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 LOLOLOLOLOLI just let out a big ripper and the mole sisters said "what a wonderful smell."LOLOLOLOLOLMy daughter was watching TV, but she has gone to bed and I'm too lazy to change the station. Thank god, that moment may have never happened.I didn't capitalize god on two occasions in this post. Some may deem this inappropriate."What a wonderful smell." BWAHAHAHAHA Link to post Share on other sites
fckthis 0 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I once smoked a joint rolled from a bible page.Now THATS inappropriate.BTW I dont smoke anymore....Ye and I dont pee anymore either. Link to post Share on other sites
meservery 0 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I can't think of an inappropriate thing i did or said, but I'll leave it to Clive Clemons to point out some. Link to post Share on other sites
fckthis 0 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 At a school presentation about a drinking and driving, a dude with no legs came in. He got them severed when he crashed. I laughed out loud in front of 60 kids. But I forget the reason why. Something to do with the way he took baths I think.Nonetheless, Im an *******. Link to post Share on other sites
InsanityCubed 0 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Ever hear the Stephen Lynch song "Special Olympics"? Me and 3 friends are walking through a mall, and a bunch of handicapped kids run by us, all wearing various sports apparel.Me: "I know we're all thinking this, and I know we're all going to hell, but...."Everyone else: (Nodding head)Me: (High pitched whisper) "Olympics" Link to post Share on other sites
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