BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 chavscum Go to the forums, and check out the way the chav's talk. It's call "text speak" and it's totally exactly like the way lindsey talks, but with a Ali G twist. it's made the whole character of Ali G make so much more sense to me now. This site is amazing, Chav's are my new obssession. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 What I've seen is pretty amazing. I'll need time to see everything, any good quotes you can link me to? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 I saw you post in the top five thread, dutch. If you're not immersing yourself in Chav culture right now, we are threw. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 PM's???You kids wanna be alone and read some Vonneget by candlelight to each other? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 PM's???You kids wanna be alone and read some Vonneget by candlelight to each other?Well, I think the whole FCP community might get a kick out of Chavism, I think Dutch in particular will get a kick out of it.If you look through some of the threads in the forum's you'll see that I've already made a couple friends. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 This forum is owned and moderated by ‘chavscum’ and ‘mrs webmaster’. The views expressed by the users of this forum are not ours. As we pay the bills to keep the forum up and running, we expect the users to follow these rules;1. No discussion of extreme right-wing politics.2. No racist, sexist or homophobic posts.3. No discussion of immigrants, gypsies or asylum seekers.4. No discussion of extermination, sterilisation, murder or violence towards chavs.5. Do not upload or hotlink to offensive or pornographic images.6. Do not upload or hotlink to images of forum users unless you have their permission.7. Do not insult other users outside of Chavs Strike Back.8. No discussion of banned users or locked/deleted threads.9. No links to pornographic or commercial websites (does not apply to The Dirty Forum).10. No links to other forums.11. The language of this forum is English. Entire posts in any other language will be treated as an attempt to break the Terms of Service. Also, ****wit text message speak and ‘3lit3 sP3Ak’ will not be tolerated outside Chavs Strike Back. If you choose to use this form of English outside Chavs Strike Back you will be banned.If you choose to break these rules, the thread will be locked and/or deleted and you will be warned and/or banned.If you see any posts or threads that break these rules please send a Personal Message to ‘chavscum or ‘mrs webmaster’. We can not police this forum 24/7 and need your help.Please be aware that if you are banned you are not welcome back and cannot use our forum whatsoever. If you decide to re-register or hold multiple accounts you will be in breach of the Computer Misuse Act 1990 and your ISP will be informed.I think that about covers everything!Enjoy the forum! Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 This forum is owned and moderated by ‘chavscum’ and ‘mrs webmaster’. The views expressed by the users of this forum are not ours. As we pay the bills to keep the forum up and running, we expect the users to follow these rules;1. No discussion of extreme right-wing politics.2. No racist, sexist or homophobic posts.3. No discussion of immigrants, gypsies or asylum seekers.4. No discussion of extermination, sterilisation, murder or violence towards chavs.5. Do not upload or hotlink to offensive or pornographic images.6. Do not upload or hotlink to images of forum users unless you have their permission.7. Do not insult other users outside of Chavs Strike Back.8. No discussion of banned users or locked/deleted threads.9. No links to pornographic or commercial websites (does not apply to The Dirty Forum).10. No links to other forums.11. The language of this forum is English. Entire posts in any other language will be treated as an attempt to break the Terms of Service. Also, ****wit text message speak and ‘3lit3 sP3Ak’ will not be tolerated outside Chavs Strike Back. If you choose to use this form of English outside Chavs Strike Back you will be banned.If you choose to break these rules, the thread will be locked and/or deleted and you will be warned and/or banned.If you see any posts or threads that break these rules please send a Personal Message to ‘chavscum or ‘mrs webmaster’. We can not police this forum 24/7 and need your help.Please be aware that if you are banned you are not welcome back and cannot use our forum whatsoever. If you decide to re-register or hold multiple accounts you will be in breach of the Computer Misuse Act 1990 and your ISP will be informed.I think that about covers everything!Enjoy the forum!They don't really hold very true to that, you can see text speak all over the forums. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,238 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I was kidding.congrats on the new friends. Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Classy. I love the rankings... I would pork Jordan/Katie Price though. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 PM's???You kids wanna be alone and read some Vonneget by candlelight to each other?wtf is this thread? the BigDMcgee vs Dirty Dutch suck-off competition? Pleaserefer to Ron's post, please. Don't forget to gargle before you kiss your mom goodbye. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 wtf is this thread? the BigDMcgee vs Dirty Dutch suck-off competition? Pleaserefer to Ron's post, please. Don't forget to gargle before you kiss your mom goodbye. would you care to hold "Cat's Cradle" for me, while I suck Dutch's taint? I'll need my hands for prostate stimulation. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 wtf is this thread? the BigDMcgee vs Dirty Dutch suck-off competition? Pleaserefer to Ron's post, please. Don't forget to gargle before you kiss your mom goodbye.You might be the worst message board flamer in the history of message board flaming. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 would you care to hold "Cat's Cradle" for me, while I suck Dutch's taint? I'll need my hands for prostate stimulation.K. If you prefer, one of the shorts from Welcome to the Monkey House would be a good selection, too. I'm a bit pressed for time. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 would you care to hold "Cat's Cradle" for me, while I suck Dutch's taint? I'll need my hands for prostate stimulation.We'll go with the old George Carlin "71. Like 69, but with two fingures up the ***." Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 You might be the worst message board flamer in the history of message board flaming.If true, you definitely just topped me there, buddy. Booyah! Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 We'll go with the old George Carlin "71. Like 69, but with two fingures up the ***."oh sht, i've been up for like 30 hours, and for some reason, that made me wet myself.Question: can I accumulate points on the ChavScum forums?Will there be some sort of pound to dollar exchange fee for them? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 9 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 oh sht, i've been up for like 30 hours, and for some reason, that made me wet myself.Question: can I accumulate points on the ChavScum forums?Will there be some sort of pound to dollar exchange fee for them?Yes, but I don't have time to look through there much, so it won't be easy. Also, it's been well documented that I'm a huge proponent of the British. The only group I like more are the Jewish. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Yes, but I don't have time to look through there much, so it won't be easy. Also, it's been well documented that I'm a huge proponent of the British. The only group I like more are the Jewish.so you must be a big Disreali fan, then. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Bid D, I'm reading through the thread about punks vs chavs. There's some pretty funny stuff in there. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Bid D, I'm reading through the thread about punks vs chavs. There's some pretty funny stuff in there.yeah, though apparenly i'm dense, and that thread was a joke thread to begin with, US punks obviously not being comparable to chavs to everyone, but chav newbie me. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I first heard the term when I visted England about a month ago. People were using it all the time and I kept wondering what the heck they were all talking about. But, yes, I think you're right about them being in the the same category as Jerry Springer guests. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 I didn't know they had a term for them when I went to the Mill wall soccer match, maybe they didn't then, but I was up to my armpits in Chav there, I can tell you that. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 BA HA HAHAHAHAHHAI'm dying over the thread where you introduce yourself as an "ugly American" and a "Yank" and they all start accusing you of being a chav troll and not American at all. It's really amazing. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 BA HA HAHAHAHAHHAI'm dying over the thread where you introduce yourself as an "ugly American" and a "Yank" and they all start accusing you of being a chav troll and not American at all. It's really amazing.Yeah, I found out later that that poster is a dumb 16 yaer old girl for LA. Apparently she want the forum monopoly on American opinion. Link to post Share on other sites
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