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[BigDMcGee]

chavscum


Go to the forums, and check out the way the chav's talk. It's call "text speak" and it's totally exactly like the way lindsey talks, but with a Ali G twist. it's made the whole character of Ali G make so much more sense to me now. This site is amazing, Chav's are my new obssession.

[Dirtydutch]

What I've seen is pretty amazing. I'll need time to see everything, any good quotes you can link me to?

[BigDMcGee]

I saw you post in the top five thread, dutch. If you're not immersing yourself in Chav culture right now, we are threw.

[Dirtydutch]

[Ron_Mexico]

PM's???

You kids wanna be alone and read some Vonneget by candlelight to each other?

[BigDMcGee]

PM's???

You kids wanna be alone and read some Vonneget by candlelight to each other?

Well, I think the whole FCP community might get a kick out of Chavism, I think Dutch in particular will get a kick out of it.


If you look through some of the threads in the forum's you'll see that I've already made a couple friends.

[Dirtydutch]

This forum is owned and moderated by ‘chavscum’ and ‘mrs webmaster’. The views expressed by the users of this forum are not ours. As we pay the bills to keep the forum up and running, we expect the users to follow these rules;

1. No discussion of extreme right-wing politics.
2. No racist, sexist or homophobic posts.
3. No discussion of immigrants, gypsies or asylum seekers.
4. No discussion of extermination, sterilisation, murder or violence towards chavs.
5. Do not upload or hotlink to offensive or pornographic images.
6. Do not upload or hotlink to images of forum users unless you have their permission.
7. Do not insult other users outside of Chavs Strike Back.
8. No discussion of banned users or locked/deleted threads.
9. No links to pornographic or commercial websites (does not apply to The Dirty Forum).
10. No links to other forums.
11. The language of this forum is English. Entire posts in any other language will be treated as an attempt to break the Terms of Service. Also, ****wit text message speak and ‘3lit3 sP3Ak’ will not be tolerated outside Chavs Strike Back. If you choose to use this form of English outside Chavs Strike Back you will be banned.

If you choose to break these rules, the thread will be locked and/or deleted and you will be warned and/or banned.

If you see any posts or threads that break these rules please send a Personal Message to ‘chavscum or ‘mrs webmaster’. We can not police this forum 24/7 and need your help.

Please be aware that if you are banned you are not welcome back and cannot use our forum whatsoever. If you decide to re-register or hold multiple accounts you will be in breach of the Computer Misuse Act 1990 and your ISP will be informed.

I think that about covers everything!

Enjoy the forum!

[BigDMcGee]

This forum is owned and moderated by ‘chavscum’ and ‘mrs webmaster’. The views expressed by the users of this forum are not ours. As we pay the bills to keep the forum up and running, we expect the users to follow these rules;

1. No discussion of extreme right-wing politics.
2. No racist, sexist or homophobic posts.
3. No discussion of immigrants, gypsies or asylum seekers.
4. No discussion of extermination, sterilisation, murder or violence towards chavs.
5. Do not upload or hotlink to offensive or pornographic images.
6. Do not upload or hotlink to images of forum users unless you have their permission.
7. Do not insult other users outside of Chavs Strike Back.
8. No discussion of banned users or locked/deleted threads.
9. No links to pornographic or commercial websites (does not apply to The Dirty Forum).
10. No links to other forums.
11. The language of this forum is English. Entire posts in any other language will be treated as an attempt to break the Terms of Service. Also, ****wit text message speak and ‘3lit3 sP3Ak’ will not be tolerated outside Chavs Strike Back. If you choose to use this form of English outside Chavs Strike Back you will be banned.

If you choose to break these rules, the thread will be locked and/or deleted and you will be warned and/or banned.

If you see any posts or threads that break these rules please send a Personal Message to ‘chavscum or ‘mrs webmaster’. We can not police this forum 24/7 and need your help.

Please be aware that if you are banned you are not welcome back and cannot use our forum whatsoever. If you decide to re-register or hold multiple accounts you will be in breach of the Computer Misuse Act 1990 and your ISP will be informed.

I think that about covers everything!

Enjoy the forum!

They don't really hold very true to that, you can see text speak all over the forums.

[Ron_Mexico]

I was kidding.

congrats on the new friends.

[socalpoker_j]

Classy. I love the rankings... I would pork Jordan/Katie Price though.

[Mercury69]

PM's???

You kids wanna be alone and read some Vonneget by candlelight to each other?

wtf is this thread? the BigDMcgee vs Dirty Dutch suck-off competition? Pleaserefer to Ron's post, please. Don't forget to gargle before you kiss your mom goodbye.

[BigDMcGee]

wtf is this thread? the BigDMcgee vs Dirty Dutch suck-off competition? Pleaserefer to Ron's post, please. Don't forget to gargle before you kiss your mom goodbye.

would you care to hold "Cat's Cradle" for me, while I suck Dutch's taint? I'll need my hands for prostate stimulation.

[lvpro]

wtf is this thread? the BigDMcgee vs Dirty Dutch suck-off competition? Pleaserefer to Ron's post, please. Don't forget to gargle before you kiss your mom goodbye.

You might be the worst message board flamer in the history of message board flaming.

[Mercury69]

would you care to hold "Cat's Cradle" for me, while I suck Dutch's taint? I'll need my hands for prostate stimulation.

K. If you prefer, one of the shorts from Welcome to the Monkey House would be a good selection, too. I'm a bit pressed for time.

[Dirtydutch]

would you care to hold "Cat's Cradle" for me, while I suck Dutch's taint? I'll need my hands for prostate stimulation.

We'll go with the old George Carlin "71. Like 69, but with two fingures up the ***."

[Mercury69]

You might be the worst message board flamer in the history of message board flaming.

If true, you definitely just topped me there, buddy. Booyah!

[BigDMcGee]

We'll go with the old George Carlin "71. Like 69, but with two fingures up the ***."

oh sht, i've been up for like 30 hours, and for some reason, that made me wet myself.


Question: can I accumulate points on the ChavScum forums?

Will there be some sort of pound to dollar exchange fee for them?

[Dirtydutch]

oh sht, i've been up for like 30 hours, and for some reason, that made me wet myself.
Question: can I accumulate points on the ChavScum forums?

Will there be some sort of pound to dollar exchange fee for them?

Yes, but I don't have time to look through there much, so it won't be easy. Also, it's been well documented that I'm a huge proponent of the British. The only group I like more are the Jewish.

[BigDMcGee]

Yes, but I don't have time to look through there much, so it won't be easy. Also, it's been well documented that I'm a huge proponent of the British. The only group I like more are the Jewish.

so you must be a big Disreali fan, then.

[LongLiveYorke]

Bid D, I'm reading through the thread about punks vs chavs. There's some pretty funny stuff in there.