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I am a moron with little-to-no selfrespect and a tendency to get drunk and lose my e-temper.My penis is slightly thicker than a pencil, but no longer than a pack of cigarettes. Not 100s. The shorts. Once a girl saw it and exclaimed, "Oooh, it's like an inchworm!"Concession: Nothing I say is funnyWang

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the real reason they are vaginas is that they are both making nice alreadyKowboy Koop would have upped the ante to 1600 posts by nowPlus Wang if you go to You Tube and watch Kevin Smith's story about Prince and aren't laughing hysterically - u not funny or funand he dissed Tim Burton sort of as a joke because of the way he was treated with his superman script - check that story too - he was kidding Burton wasn't and said "I'd never read anything by Kevin Smith"

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a) You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?b)The Gilgamek vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth. Do you really expect us to have sex with them!? ...Right, maybe we should forget about the Gelgamek's for right now FORGET ABOUT THE GELGAMEK'S!?!? AHHH RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!

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and he dissed Tim Burton sort of as a joke because of the way he was treated with his superman script - check that story too - he was kidding Burton wasn't and said "I'd never read anything by Kevin Smith"
I know, I just have an unhealthy obsession with Tim Burton. He could piss on an American flag while getting a swastika tattoo and reading Mein Kampf outloud drunk in Central Park and I'd defend him. It's be like someone kicking my dog, even though he was biting. "Sorry, I have to punch you in the face now because you kicked my dog."Wang
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I know, I just have an unhealthy obsession with Tim Burton. He could piss on an American flag while getting a swastika tattoo and reading Mein Kampf outloud drunk in Central Park and I'd defend him. It's be like someone kicking my dog, even though he was biting. "Sorry, I have to punch you in the face now because you kicked my dog."Wang
Well I love Tim Burton too but if you want to try and justify any of Planet of the Apes I give you permission to start a whole new thread on it.
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Well I love Tim Burton too but if you want to try and justify any of Planet of the Apes I give you permission to start a whole new thread on it.
I don't think there's anyway to justify Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes.....
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Why do I have the feeling that this will get locked?+1

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Or Tim Burton's Mars Attacks!.
Tim Burton is just awful.
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It should have been sweet, but it was kinda' lame. No plot ever got deep enough. That boxer dude was bad as hell, though.
deep plot really isn't what you go for when you satirize B-movies...
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