So, Off-Topic posters: start sharing. How did you lose your virginity?
Things like age, partner, location, and any missteps or surprises are pretty much mandatory. The story doesn't even have to be particularly interesting. This is just usually a pretty interesting topic that inspires some good dialogue.
If you want, I'll relate mine later, but it's not typical ShimmeringWang fare. It's not a humorous story, and it's, like, touching and stuff (touching in the emotional sense, not the physical, jierks).
So, go for it, guys.
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How Did You Lose Your Virginity?
Started by Shimmering Wang, Jul 14 2006 08:01 AM
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 08:01 AM
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 08:08 AM
With another person....?
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 08:14 AM
I not missing mine, but I can help you try to find yours if it's lost.
What does it look like? Does it answer to any particular name?
What does it look like? Does it answer to any particular name?
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 08:31 AM
QUOTE (ajs510 @ Friday, July 14th, 2006, 12:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I not missing mine, but I can help you try to find yours if it's lost.
What does it look like? Does it answer to any particular name?
What does it look like? Does it answer to any particular name?
So you've still got yours huh big guy?
I lost mine to a complete slut about two months into my frosh year in college. I was pretty straightedge in high school so I had no radar that picked up the "slut" signs. Anyway, she loved it (I'm a natural) for a while, then started fcking around with some others. Oh well. NJ redhead irish girl.
Oh, and she got pregnant her sophomore year by a senior African-American.
Sah-lut.
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 08:58 AM
QUOTE (Shimmering Wang @ Friday, July 14th, 2006, 9:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you want, I'll relate mine later, but it's not typical ShimmeringWang fare. It's not a humorous story, and it's, like, touching and stuff (touching in the emotional sense, not the physical, jierks).
So what you're saying is the other night was your first time?
You got a date Wednesday, baby!
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 09:01 AM
I lost mine at my gf's place while her parents were up at their cottage. We did it twice, just to make sure. I was 18.
My big missed opportunity happened when I was 16. A known "banger" was hanging out with me, a friend and his gf and decided to neck with me. We decided to go to my parents cottage that weekend and I thought I had it made, but I was too shy to pull the trigger and make the move. I was actually expecting her to make a move first, so I was confused. Well, I was 16...what can I say? I was confused...derrr.
My big missed opportunity happened when I was 16. A known "banger" was hanging out with me, a friend and his gf and decided to neck with me. We decided to go to my parents cottage that weekend and I thought I had it made, but I was too shy to pull the trigger and make the move. I was actually expecting her to make a move first, so I was confused. Well, I was 16...what can I say? I was confused...derrr.
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 09:26 AM
Camping at Lake Mcconaughey in Nebraska. I was 16. About 35 families got together, and the parents all went to bed early after drinking heavily all day, and the youngsters raided the coolers. Sitting by the fire, it started to rain. Ran to my tent, and this older (18) friend of a cousin followed. Sex ensued. Lucky for me that my tent was closest to the fire. Woo hoo. I was nervous but she was very cool about it, and I even put it in the right place! We hooked up every year after that.
Why did I stop going? Good question.
Next.
Why did I stop going? Good question.
Next.
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We are both being judgmental, the only difference is my judgments are well reasoned, well presented and actually have something to do with reality whereas yours are inane assumption wrapped in a steaming pile of contradiction.
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 09:48 AM
QUOTE (Jeepster80125 @ Friday, July 14th, 2006, 1:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Camping at Lake Mcconaughey in Nebraska. I was 16. About 35 families got together, and the parents all went to bed early after drinking heavily all day, and the youngsters raided the coolers. Sitting by the fire, it started to rain. Ran to my tent, and this older (18) friend of a cousin followed. Sex ensued. Lucky for me that my tent was closest to the fire. Woo hoo. I was nervous but she was very cool about it, and I even put it in the right place! We hooked up every year after that.
Why did I stop going? Good question.
Next.
Why did I stop going? Good question.
Next.
Friend of a cousin? Right!
Admit it, it was your cousin, common we won't judge you.
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 10:02 AM
QUOTE (SAM_Hard8 @ Friday, July 14th, 2006, 12:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Friend of a cousin? Right!
Admit it, it was your cousin, common we won't judge you.
Admit it, it was your cousin, common we won't judge you.
Hes lying. We will.
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 10:14 AM
This thread makes a pretty obvious assumption, which I don't care to address. Needless to say, I won't be involved it this thread.
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 10:22 AM
QUOTE (Dirtydutch @ Friday, July 14th, 2006, 2:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This thread makes a pretty obvious assumption, which I don't care to address. Needless to say, I won't be involved it this thread.
I posted a nice long blog ( http://www.shimmeringwang.blogspot.com ) about an hour ago. It's probably my best personal story. If you don't comment, Dutch, I don't think I could bear it.
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 10:25 AM
Age 17, girlfriends house when her parents went on a trip for a few days, I spent the night and we woke up and humped
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 10:26 AM
QUOTE (Shimmering Wang @ Friday, July 14th, 2006, 10:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I posted a nice long blog ( http://www.shimmeringwang.blogspot.com ) about an hour ago. It's probably my best personal story. If you don't comment, Dutch, I don't think I could bear it.
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I'm planning on reading it later. I'll comment.
You're running away with the Awesomatrix lead, I if this story is any good we could have a monopoly problem. I smell a new set of Awesomatrix Anti-trust rules. I love me.
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 10:35 AM
QUOTE (GrinderMJ @ Friday, July 14th, 2006, 10:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Age 17, girlfriends house when her parents went on a trip for a few days, I spent the night and we woke up and humped
Sounds very special . . .
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 10:37 AM
QUOTE (FOOSE1 @ Friday, July 14th, 2006, 2:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sounds very special . . .
I was a bit weirded out that they found each other more attractive in the morning than the prior evening.
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 10:38 AM
QUOTE (DonkSlayer @ Friday, July 14th, 2006, 10:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was a bit weirded out that they found each other more attractive in the morning than the prior evening.
. . . and morning breath too
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 10:38 AM
17, making out with gf at the time, she grabbed my **** and put me inside. prolly the best nut i ever had.
fast forward 9 years later, we are split.......raising a 6yr old child together
fast forward 9 years later, we are split.......raising a 6yr old child together
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 10:40 AM
My neighbors daughter and I were 13 at the time and we got naked. I wasn't sure what I was aiming at and ended up humping her moist soft inner thigh for a while. She pointed out my bad aim and we corrected it. (Awkward) It was the greatest 1.5 minutes of my youth. We did it again a few times for the next few months untill her parents moved to another city. 
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 10:45 AM
QUOTE (Canuckickstan @ Friday, July 14th, 2006, 1:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My neighbors daughter and I were 13 at the time and we got naked. I wasn't sure what I was aiming at and ended up humping her moist soft inner thigh for a while. She pointed out my bad aim and we corrected it. (Awkward) It was the greatest 1.5 minutes of my youth. We did it again a few times for the next few months untill her parents moved to another city.
13?
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