BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 from http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=40125 a seattle free news paper..."WEDNESDAY, JUNE 28 Speaking of creepy web doings: Today brings yet another allegation of criminal predation on MySpace—only this one comes with a kicky gender swap and spicy generational twist! The setting: Jacksonville, Florida, where two weeks ago an adult male of indeterminate age began chatting online with what he believed to be a young, but not underage, woman. According to San Antonio, Texas's WOAI News, this young-but-not-underage woman identified herself on her MySpace page as an 18-year-old named Natalia, posting the requisite "sexy photos" alongside the blurb "just lookin' for something fun." Intrigued by the idea of "something fun" with Natalia, the man of indeterminate age made a date to meet her at her apartment, but when he arrived, he found not a fun-loving female horndog of legal age but a pair of gun-toting postadolescent girls, aged 14 and 15, who allegedly held a gun to the man's head and ordered him to empty his pockets. Having fortuitously forgotten his wallet, the unrobbed man was soon sent away unharmed, after which he called the police, who promptly found the girls with another male suspect and two loaded handguns. Florida's most precocious alleged felons are now awaiting trial for armed robbery and carrying a concealed firearm."OWNED hhahahaha sweet. This could be you, Dutch, but with more wit and guile and less getting caught. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Dumb MuthaFuggin Hicks!!!Seriously!!! Link to post Share on other sites
DMBroller 0 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Indeterminate age = 27 Drive from Inidana to Florida = too far for "just something fun" Lesson learned, I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 at least they didn't shoot him. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Thank god I forgot my wallet Link to post Share on other sites
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