Cleavage at the Commerce

#1 adamkadmon

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Posted 15 December 2004 - 12:48 PM

This is kinda silly but I never really noticed it untill I started travelling to the commerce to play. There are some very beautiful women and some come to the table with very little to hide. Now I have made a conscious decision not to look, not even a peek. I just focus on their hands and cards. I know this sounds superstitious but I can't tell you how unlucky I seem to get when I look at their big silicone mamaries. Imean it seems like I should be able to smile and look and still do well but I am here to tell you that i think it's a jinx and now make a point to rebuke all silly thought at the table. So if your a woman use it if ya got it, I would, but I dont got it.

#2 Blink20

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Posted 06 June 2005 - 03:54 PM

BUMPLOL, I've never bumped a post before, but I was looking at some of the old strategy posts just to find some interesting ones to read. I admit this one is really horrible and has nothing to do with strategy, so I'm a jerk and bumping it :-)Its also interesting seeing how much different posters have learned since some of their old posts. I won't name anyone but its funny knowing that some of these posters would flame themselves if they saw their questions, which proves the point, everyone has to learn at some time.I know I'll get flamed for bumping this really stupid post, but its just too damn funny to pass up.

#3 econ_tim

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Posted 06 June 2005 - 04:33 PM

When I clicked on this topic, I thought I must have made a mistake. This couldn't be strategy ... or could it? Thanks for bringing this back to life.

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#4 Smasharoo

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Posted 06 June 2005 - 04:34 PM

There are a lot of fat old russian women too.

#5 Blink20

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Posted 06 June 2005 - 04:34 PM

econ_tim said:

When I clicked on this topic, I thought I must have made a mistake. This couldn't be strategy ... or could it? Thanks for bringing this back to life.

LOL, I sense the sarcasm, but I couldn't stop laughing when I read it, that's my defense.

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Posted 06 June 2005 - 04:36 PM

Blink20 said:

LOL, I sense the sarcasm, but I couldn't stop laughing when I read it, that's my defense.

No, I actually enjoyed it. It reminded my of my last trip to foxwoods. There was this really hot chick standing behind some guy at the $1/$2 NL table. The guy was wearing a wifebeater and was totally ripped. I wanted to stare at her (I was sitting at a nearby $2/$4 limit game), but I didn't want the guy to kick my ass.Must have been FoxwoodsPro (sw).

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Posted 06 June 2005 - 04:41 PM

econ_tim said:

Funny, good tie in to foxwoods pro.What you need to do is go join that game and just flirt with her. I'm not a ladies man by any means, but my friends always give me a hard time because every time we play live I always have to hit on the ladies at the table instead of concentrating on my game. We once played a home game tourny at some guys house in another state b/c we had a friend that lived there, anyway, I was just hitting on the host's wife the whole time, he didn't seeem to mind because he won the whole thing anyway :-)