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I stayed in the Harry Potter suite at the Horseshoe Tunica once...I named it that after discovering pubes on the toilet seat
Pure. Brilliance.
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Do you think would kill themselves if J.K Rowling died and couldnt finish the Harry Potter series? I was thinking about this today....
Its funny my wife (along with my kids) is a HUGE Harry Potter fan and she said this to me one time. WHAT IF SHE DIES BEFORE SHES FINISHED! I'm like geeeus christ.
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I stayed in the Harry Potter suite at the Horseshoe Tunica once...I named it that after discovering pubes on the toilet seat
Oh man. Perfect. I've been looking for someone who is talented enough to play our "rhyming pun game!" sometime soon. We need new blood. You'd be perfect, man. There's a very good chance I'll drop you a few PMs sometime in the next few weeks if we get a good run going. Currently, there's 3 of us who rotate the same rhyme.... Example from 12 hours ago:(The Detroit Tigers closer is Todd Jones)1) "If the Tigers' Closer were a British fuck, who would he be? 'Todd Scones.'"2) "If the Tigers' Closer were listening to Beans's jokes, who would he be? 'Todd Groans.'"3) "If the Tigers' Closer were the worst book everyone read in 11th grade English, who would he be? 'Todd Ethan Frome.'"4) "If the Tigers' Closer were the gayest person on the FCP Forums, who would he be? ' Todd Shimmering Wang'"When answers don't rhyme, but still sounds similar (see#3), anyone who guesses the answer in the obligatory 30 second "answer period" gets more "street-cred points." If the answer is a completely absurd nonsequitur (see#4), whomever guesses the answer gets mega-props. The distribution is probably something like 85% rhymes, 10% almost-rhymes, and 5% nonsense. And we just keep going around in a circle until nobody is entertained. Wait, what was I saying earlier??
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Do you think would kill themselves if J.K Rowling died and couldnt finish the Harry Potter series? I was thinking about this today....
None should, they are second rate fantasy when compared to something like George RR Martins A Song of Ice and Fire series.
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