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Dear FriendThis letter is written to you in order to change your life from today.I am Mr. John Aboh the Director, International Remittance Department ofthis Bank, my Boss, Mr. Jacobs M. Ajekigbe, the Managing Director/CEOof this bank is now on compulsory leave and all power have been vestedon me to make all international payments.Also, due to reported cases of corrupt practices in other NigeriaBanks including the Central Bank of Nigeria, the Federal Government hasrevoked/cancelled all power vested on those banks and has appointed ourbank (First Bank of Nigeria) to make all foreign payments.Be informed that the Federal Government have approved the release ofpart-payment of US$5.7Million out of your total funds, which has been inthis bank for many years unclaimed because my boss Mr. Jacobs Ajekigbe,collaboration with the Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) haverefused to tell you the truth on how to claim your fund this is becausehe has been using the interest accumulated from your fund every year toenrich himself without your knowledge.I want to help you pull out this fund to your bank account using theeasiest and the quickest method, which have not been made known to youbefore. By this method, you will open a domiciliary account with thisbank (First Bank of Nigeria), your fund would be lodged into thisdomiciliary account and your fund will be paid in directly to any bank of yourchoice. After the transfer, you will confirm the fund in your bankaccount within 5hours the same day. No Cost of Transfer (COT) and nostoppage from any Government departments as the transfer will be done withinthe bank alone and it is very safe.The method which was introduced to you before is the TelegraphicTransfer (TT) for which confirmation was 48hrs, because of the time factor,petitions could come from various organizations stopping your paymentand asking you to pay huge fee which would be difficult for you to pay sothat they can benefit from the huge interest your fund generates whilestill in the Bank. This method is not safe for you because it is notdone within the bank alone as information of the payment would be sent tothe Central Control Unit (CCU) of the Federal Ministry of Finance andoffice of the Accountant General of the Federation.As a good Christian, I have nothing to gain by keeping your fund, Iwant to assist you receive your fund before my boss resumes office. Youhave to follow up and work with me now, so keep this very confidentialbecause of fraudsters and impostors who go about presenting various bankaccounts in order to divert another beneficiary's fund. Confirm to methrough this e-mail address johnaboh@yahoo.com , your present/valid accountco-ordinates and amount to be claimed so that I do not transfer yourfund to the wrong Bank Account.Awaiting your quick response.Yours truly,-------------------------------------------------------Now family, I need your help. How can I benefit the most with this, how can I scam the scammer for all his money, and/or have the most fun in the process.Love TritzPS I am aware of the Ebola Monkey Man

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Dear FriendThis letter is written to you in order to change your life from today.I am Mr. John Aboh the Director, International Remittance Department ofthis Bank, my Boss, Mr. Jacobs M. Ajekigbe, the Managing Director/CEOof this bank is now on compulsory leave and all power have been vestedon me to make all international payments.Also, due to reported cases of corrupt practices in other NigeriaBanks including the Central Bank of Nigeria, the Federal Government hasrevoked/cancelled all power vested on those banks and has appointed ourbank (First Bank of Nigeria) to make all foreign payments.Be informed that the Federal Government have approved the release ofpart-payment of US$5.7Million out of your total funds, which has been inthis bank for many years unclaimed because my boss Mr. Jacobs Ajekigbe,collaboration with the Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) haverefused to tell you the truth on how to claim your fund this is becausehe has been using the interest accumulated from your fund every year toenrich himself without your knowledge.I want to help you pull out this fund to your bank account using theeasiest and the quickest method, which have not been made known to youbefore. By this method, you will open a domiciliary account with thisbank (First Bank of Nigeria), your fund would be lodged into thisdomiciliary account and your fund will be paid in directly to any bank of yourchoice. After the transfer, you will confirm the fund in your bankaccount within 5hours the same day. No Cost of Transfer (COT) and nostoppage from any Government departments as the transfer will be done withinthe bank alone and it is very safe.The method which was introduced to you before is the TelegraphicTransfer (TT) for which confirmation was 48hrs, because of the time factor,petitions could come from various organizations stopping your paymentand asking you to pay huge fee which would be difficult for you to pay sothat they can benefit from the huge interest your fund generates whilestill in the Bank. This method is not safe for you because it is notdone within the bank alone as information of the payment would be sent tothe Central Control Unit (CCU) of the Federal Ministry of Finance andoffice of the Accountant General of the Federation.As a good Christian, I have nothing to gain by keeping your fund, Iwant to assist you receive your fund before my boss resumes office. Youhave to follow up and work with me now, so keep this very confidentialbecause of fraudsters and impostors who go about presenting various bankaccounts in order to divert another beneficiary's fund. Confirm to methrough this e-mail address johnaboh@yahoo.com , your present/valid accountco-ordinates and amount to be claimed so that I do not transfer yourfund to the wrong Bank Account.Awaiting your quick response.Yours truly,-------------------------------------------------------Now family, I need your help. How can I benefit the most with this, how can I scam the scammer for all his money, and/or have the most fun in the process.Love TritzPS I am aware of the Ebola Monkey Man
Paul Phillips had a creative reponse to someone similar, i'd search his website, extempore.livejournal.com or something (you can google it) and search his archives, it's pretty funny as he ends up sending this guy like 7 emails and gives counteroffers.
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I've been reading about people who have been able to actually get these scammers to send them money and that makes me laugh, and I want that to happen.

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Paul Phillips had a creative reponse to someone similar, i'd search his website, extempore.livejournal.com or something (you can google it) and search his archives, it's pretty funny as he ends up sending this guy like 7 emails and gives counteroffers.
It wasn't Paul who actually replied. He just posted a link to someone who did. What was funny is the guy actually got the scammers to send him a small sample of gold.
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Dear FriendThis letter is written to you in order to change your life from today.
Right about here, I thought the letter was going to be about penis size.
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jokes on you, i did in my reply.
no jokes on you still. You remind me of the kid from the 6th sense, "I see flops, before they even flop"
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I've won the International lottery dozens of times. I am teh rich!!11!

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