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While I was depressed ALL day at work today and in a really sour mood I found myself feeling better once I got home. I keep telling myself that it's over and while it does make me sad, to know that there is no chance of anything happen(eventhough I knew there was no chance before), I just need to be able to move on. I want to keep her as a good friend, so I'm just trying to feel better and hopefully find someone else.

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suicide is not the answerunless you are FWP, then i highly advocate it. we call that "fixing nature's mistakes."
I kept trying to text you on aim and was gonna act like a guy wanting to be staked but you never responded. Good read.
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I kept trying to text you on aim and was gonna act like a guy wanting to be staked but you never responded. Good read.
:club: THAT was you! i figured that it was one of you guys just trying to get added to my "hitlist."
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I thought the divorce rate on marriages now was even over 50%, that it was actually climbing upwards to around 60%. If you think about it that way, you got your money in as a 3:2 underdog. Plenty of other fish in the sea. And like Dutch advised, there's also plenty of porn to get you by until then.

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Women are highly overrated--a friend suggested this to me after a pretty tough breakup, so I'm passing it along. No comment as to whether or not it's been tried by this guy.First, go to local grocery store. Buy a watermelon.Then, drop by Block Buster or local Video rental outlet. Rent Can't Hardly Wait. Once at home, cut watermelon roughly in half. Use a melon-baller(or a spoon, if need be) and scoop out a tunnel roughly the size of your penis in said watermelon. Put Can't Hardly Wait in DVD Player/VCR. Fast forward to shots of Jennifer Love Hewitt's heaving chest. Hit pause.Microwave the watermelon for about a minute(or until warm).Once the watermelon has reached a favorable temperature, move to your couch(or otherwise in view of said heaving chest) with warm watermelon.Place penis inside warmed watermelon love tunnel and move watermelon up and down vertically at favorable pace. Repeat as necessary until you forget about the skank who will likely end up divorced and a mother of six in the next five years.

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I'm glad you're feeling better Stylin...cause honestly, if you were going to keep making every response of yours in every single thread you posted in about how you're a loser and lost the love of your life, I was gonna have to come find you, kick you in the nuts, pour a bottle of tequila down your throat, take you to every strip club in Vegas until you admitted that most women aren't worth that sort of poor me attitude.But it's a good thing you're feeling better. That would've been a tough month.

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Women are highly overrated--a friend suggested this to me after a pretty tough breakup, so I'm passing it along. No comment as to whether or not it's been tried by this guy.First, go to local grocery store. Buy a watermelon.Then, drop by Block Buster or local Video rental outlet. Rent Can't Hardly Wait. Once at home, cut watermelon roughly in half. Use a melon-baller(or a spoon, if need be) and scoop out a tunnel roughly the size of your penis in said watermelon. Put Can't Hardly Wait in DVD Player/VCR. Fast forward to shots of Jennifer Love Hewitt's heaving chest. Hit pause.Microwave the watermelon for about a minute(or until warm).Once the watermelon has reached a favorable temperature, move to your couch(or otherwise in view of said heaving chest) with warm watermelon.Place penis inside warmed watermelon love tunnel and move watermelon up and down vertically at favorable pace. Repeat as necessary until you forget about the skank who will likely end up divorced and a mother of six in the next five years.
dont you think thats kind of over doing it?
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dont you think thats kind of over doing it?
I think even typing it out is overdoing it......this would have saved much more time:vaseline.gif
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Hey 50% of marraiges end in divorce.
is it really that high?
Lol, what's the percentage on christian marriages?
hahafor the third time today, I'll use thisall things end badly, otherwise they wouldn't endyou will not be friends with her. I don't even know the circumstance, but unless you have kids, there is no reason to stay in touch with her, especially if she hurt you.
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