I don't want to be in your network. I could care less about how happy you are to be added. I don't want to wait a minute to see your cool lil spinny graphics that are on a page that may or may not fit my screen.. Plus I rarely learn shite from the users sites except how.... Arghhhh, I just Hate myspace.
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I Hate Myspace
Started by avsfan, Jun 07 2006 03:27 PM
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 03:27 PM
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 03:29 PM
I also hate myspace...except it helps me to spy on former friends/enemies.
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 03:29 PM
ummm, ok. Don't log on
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 03:32 PM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Wednesday, June 7th, 2006, 7:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ummm, ok. Don't log on
I don't interact much with you, Ron, but from what everyone says about you... that just comes across as very, very weak.
I also hate MySpace with a passion that burns brightly. I tried to give a girl my number last night, but she couldn't find her phone. I offered to write it down, and she just said, "Oh, here's my number. I'll just look YOU up on myspace!"
I kicked her in the shin and spit on her.
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 03:32 PM
I always thought myspace was for freshmen and sophmores in high school until I logged on here. Oh yeah, I knew bands advertised there as well, but it's not for me either.
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 03:32 PM
QUOTE (Ron_Mexico @ Wednesday, June 7th, 2006, 4:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ummm, ok. Don't log on
I hear you but sometimes ppl point you there. I should know better and say no good will come of this click to myspace.
Plus I feel it has hurt the message boards. myspace jumped the sharK!
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 03:34 PM
QUOTE (Shimmering Wang @ Wednesday, June 7th, 2006, 4:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't interact much with you, Ron, but from what everyone says about you... that just comes across as very, very weak.
If by "very, very weak" you mean "extremely logical" then I totally agree with you.
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 03:35 PM
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 03:40 PM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Wednesday, June 7th, 2006, 7:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If by "very, very weak" you mean "extremely logical" then I totally agree with you.
You're right.
Buy by "you're right," I mean "You must have a myspace page you visit and update hourly, or a strange e-loyalty to Ron Mexico, the code of which DEMANDS you stick up for him, even when he offers an obvious solution to a silly rant, hoping to inspire other silly rants, and solidarity among those that just fucking despise myspace."
Also, you smell like a dog (stray) and your favorite movie is "13 Going on 30" and your favorite color is purple, and your favorite book is "The Color Purple." Your second favorite book is "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings." Your fascination with African American female authors is nothing to deride, but it's out of character.
Agreed?
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 03:42 PM
QUOTE (Shimmering Wang @ Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 12:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're right.
Buy by "you're right," I mean "You must have a myspace page you visit and update hourly, or a strange e-loyalty to Ron Mexico, the code of which DEMANDS you stick up for him, even when he offers an obvious solution to a silly rant, hoping to inspire other silly rants, and solidarity among those that just fucking despise myspace."
Also, you smell like a dog (stray) and your favorite movie is "13 Going on 30" and your favorite color is purple, and your favorite book is "The Color Purple." Your second favorite book is "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings." Your fascination with African American female authors is nothing to deride, but it's out of character.
Agreed?
Wang
Buy by "you're right," I mean "You must have a myspace page you visit and update hourly, or a strange e-loyalty to Ron Mexico, the code of which DEMANDS you stick up for him, even when he offers an obvious solution to a silly rant, hoping to inspire other silly rants, and solidarity among those that just fucking despise myspace."
Also, you smell like a dog (stray) and your favorite movie is "13 Going on 30" and your favorite color is purple, and your favorite book is "The Color Purple." Your second favorite book is "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings." Your fascination with African American female authors is nothing to deride, but it's out of character.
Agreed?
Wang
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 04:02 PM
QUOTE (Shimmering Wang @ Wednesday, June 7th, 2006, 4:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You're right.
Buy by "you're right," I mean "You must have a myspace page you visit and update hourly, or a strange e-loyalty to Ron Mexico, the code of which DEMANDS you stick up for him, even when he offers an obvious solution to a silly rant, hoping to inspire other silly rants, and solidarity among those that just fucking despise myspace."
Also, you smell like a dog (stray) and your favorite movie is "13 Going on 30" and your favorite color is purple, and your favorite book is "The Color Purple." Your second favorite book is "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings." Your fascination with African American female authors is nothing to deride, but it's out of character.
Agreed?
Wang
Buy by "you're right," I mean "You must have a myspace page you visit and update hourly, or a strange e-loyalty to Ron Mexico, the code of which DEMANDS you stick up for him, even when he offers an obvious solution to a silly rant, hoping to inspire other silly rants, and solidarity among those that just fucking despise myspace."
Also, you smell like a dog (stray) and your favorite movie is "13 Going on 30" and your favorite color is purple, and your favorite book is "The Color Purple." Your second favorite book is "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings." Your fascination with African American female authors is nothing to deride, but it's out of character.
Agreed?
Wang
I hate myspace as much as the next guy. I made a page once to shut up my girlfriend, but I haven't checked it in quite a while. I'm just saying that there is nothing wrong with his simple solution.
Look, I hate black people, but do I go around bitching about how their wide nostrils are breathing up all my air? No. I just move to the other side of the street when I see one coming and go about my day.
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 04:06 PM
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 04:06 PM
I am not a fan of myspace nor am I fan of 99.8% of all blogs out there, but I am the owner of a page. It is the only way I can keep in touch with some of my lazy friends who I will never communicate with via e-mail or phone, since that is too difficult for them.
If you don't like the site, then don't use it. No reason to have a silly argument over what Ron Mexico said about it.
If you don't like the site, then don't use it. No reason to have a silly argument over what Ron Mexico said about it.
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 04:10 PM
QUOTE (mbreon @ Wednesday, June 7th, 2006, 8:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you don't like the site, then don't use it. No reason to have a silly argument over what Ron Mexico said about it.
Goddamnit, Breon, there's nothing I love more than instigating a spoofy and entertaining flame-war, and you have to ruin it.
I'm so going to spam your myspace page when I find it. And, oh, I WILL find it.
Wang
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 04:12 PM
QUOTE (Shimmering Wang @ Wednesday, June 7th, 2006, 5:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Goddamnit, Breon, there's nothing I love more than instigating a spoofy and entertaining flame-war, and you have to ruin it.
I'm so going to spam your myspace page when I find it. And, oh, I WILL find it.
Wang
I'm so going to spam your myspace page when I find it. And, oh, I WILL find it.
Wang
Seriously. I was just getting warmed up.
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 04:14 PM
QUOTE (Shimmering Wang @ Wednesday, June 7th, 2006, 4:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Goddamnit, Breon, there's nothing I love more than instigating a spoofy and entertaining flame-war, and you have to ruin it.
I'm so going to spam your myspace page when I find it. And, oh, I WILL find it.
Wang
I'm so going to spam your myspace page when I find it. And, oh, I WILL find it.
Wang
Ha, sorry. It should take a good 20 seconds of effort for you to find my page on myspace, so enjoy.
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QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Wednesday, June 7th, 2006, 4:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Seriously. I was just getting warmed up.
Then fight away, ladies. Don't let me stop you.
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 04:14 PM
yeah, um, ok
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 04:15 PM
QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Wednesday, June 7th, 2006, 8:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I hate myspace as much as the next guy. I made a page once to shut up my girlfriend, but I haven't checked it in quite a while. I'm just saying that there is nothing wrong with his simple solution.
Look, I hate black people, but do I go around bitching about how their wide nostrils are breathing up all my air? No. I just move to the other side of the street when I see one coming and go about my day.
Look, I hate black people, but do I go around bitching about how their wide nostrils are breathing up all my air? No. I just move to the other side of the street when I see one coming and go about my day.
I no longer think I love you. I know it. Can we be e-geigh lovers?
(I hope that's not to forward. I haven't been in "the game" for a while now. I just want to touch your e-penis, k?)
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 04:16 PM
Die myspace! Die!
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Posted 07 June 2006 - 04:17 PM
QUOTE (DMBroller @ Wednesday, June 7th, 2006, 5:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I no longer think I love you. I know it. Can we be e-geigh lovers?
(I hope that's not to forward. I haven't been in "the game" for a while now. I just want to touch your e-penis, k?)
(I hope that's not to forward. I haven't been in "the game" for a while now. I just want to touch your e-penis, k?)
You can cup the right teste, but that's it. It's the bigger of the two so I think you're getting a pretty sweet deal.
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