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#1 chgocubs99

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 07:43 PM

I close my left eye every time I go out in bright sunlight, it's very sensitive to light.

What problems do you have?
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im still not sold that many of these people that get these big online scores are winners when it comes to the live game, which, by the way, is real poker.


#2 kers2

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 07:53 PM

Wow
QUOTE(DinkDonk @ Thursday, September 4th, 2008, 12:40 PM) View Post
I guess this is all unnecessary rambling because Hollywood personifies something I hate about most people. He can take valuable knowledge, stare it right in the fucking face and never let a single sentence absorb into his brain.

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 07:55 PM

I have a drinking problem...

2 fists and one mouth
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crack, lets run away together



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Posted 06 June 2006 - 08:28 PM

I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands
And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie

#5 renaedawn

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 08:30 PM

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them.
I keep telling myself I'm moving on
Believing my heart was strong
But every step I take that leads me away
Just circles back to your door

Wishing I didn't love you
What I'd give if I could touch you

Wishing I didn't love you anymore

#6 rookie2619

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 08:34 PM

My problem: I read threads like yours

#7 Petoria

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 08:51 PM

QUOTE (renaedawn @ Tuesday, June 6th, 2006, 11:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them.



I cant meet a woman who knows Linkin' Park songs.
The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 08:54 PM

QUOTE (Petoria @ Tuesday, June 6th, 2006, 9:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I cant meet a woman who knows Linkin' Park songs.


Slap yourself.

That's a Jay-Z song, and it's super-duper hot that Renae quoted it.

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 09:09 PM

QUOTE (lvpro @ Tuesday, June 6th, 2006, 9:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Slap yourself.

That's a Jay-Z song, and it's super-duper hot that Renae quoted it.

off topic lvpro but i really didnt like the god loves ugly album. i tried but couldnt compare with lucy ford


edit: have u listened to the new album? if so thoughts? i havent.

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 09:11 PM

QUOTE (runthemover @ Tuesday, June 6th, 2006, 10:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
off topic lvpro but i really didnt like the god loves ugly album. i tried but couldnt compare with lucy ford


I don't think any of them compare with Lucy Ford... Godlovesugly is probably my 3rd or 4th favorite Atmosphere album. I just liked it as an avatar/title combo. smile.gif

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 09:26 PM

My BIGGEST problem is....



Everytime I eat at the Plazas buffet the same thing happens. I go back to the blackjack table for about thirty minutes and the intestinal discomfort starts. I gently stand up, taking care not to trigger the release of my bowel contents...sometimes soild, most times liquid.


As I tip-toe thru the poker room, my butt cheeks are squeezed tighter than a straight guy at a Ron Mexico party. One of these days I'm gonna sneeze, but the regulars will just think someone started the Harley on display and will dismiss the odor as just a little worse than normal.


Anyway, to my problem. It actually begins after finishing my "buisness" and standing up....


I'm usually drenched in sweat and the toilet seat acts like a suction cup and sticks to my arse, scaring the heck outta me when it releases at the top of the arc and slams back down on the bowl. It sometimes causes an involuntary second "burst". When this happens I generally stay inside the crime scene until all witnesses leave. I've spent several hours inside the third stall, enough so that I'm considering hiding a ski mask in there for more escape options.


...thats my problem

#12 Petoria

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 09:56 PM

QUOTE (lvpro @ Tuesday, June 6th, 2006, 11:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Slap yourself.

That's a Jay-Z song, and it's super-duper hot that Renae quoted it.



It was part of the LP/JZ: Collision Course record. Since I'm an LP fan, I stated that I needed a girl who could quote LP, whether or not JZ was attached.
The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

#13 kers2

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 10:03 PM

QUOTE (Petoria @ Wednesday, June 7th, 2006, 1:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm wrong so I made up some story instead of admitting it


FYP
QUOTE(DinkDonk @ Thursday, September 4th, 2008, 12:40 PM) View Post
I guess this is all unnecessary rambling because Hollywood personifies something I hate about most people. He can take valuable knowledge, stare it right in the fucking face and never let a single sentence absorb into his brain.

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 10:05 PM

problem, people cutting me off on when they are driving and the people on cell phones while driving.

People not putting on a turning signal when turning.

Watching ESPN and sportcenter and seeing Bonds, Clemens, Yanks-Sox stuff 24/7

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 10:23 PM

QUOTE (Petoria @ Tuesday, June 6th, 2006, 10:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It was part of the LP/JZ: Collision Course record. Since I'm an LP fan, I stated that I needed a girl who could quote LP, whether or not JZ was attached.


I understand that, but saying that a lyric Jay-Z wrote 2 years before they mashed up Jay-Z songs with Linkin Park songs...just ew.

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 10:29 PM

QUOTE (lvpro @ Wednesday, June 7th, 2006, 1:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I understand that, but saying that a lyric Jay-Z wrote 2 years before they mashed up Jay-Z songs with Linkin Park songs...just ew.



So you didnt like the Collision Course album?
The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

#17 lvpro

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 10:31 PM

QUOTE (Petoria @ Tuesday, June 6th, 2006, 11:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So you didnt like the Collision Course album?


It was alright for what it was, but I'd much rather just listen to the Jay-Z songs by themselves.

I loved Linkin Park a few years ago, but I'm not really a fan anymore.

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 10:32 PM

I have problems because I continue to wake up every morning.
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Posted 06 June 2006 - 10:39 PM

QUOTE (lvpro @ Wednesday, June 7th, 2006, 1:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It was alright for what it was, but I'd much rather just listen to the Jay-Z songs by themselves.

I loved Linkin Park a few years ago, but I'm not really a fan anymore.

Collision Course is a great album, only thing that sucks about it was that the CD costs like 15 bucks for 6 songs, thank god I burned it off a friend.

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Posted 06 June 2006 - 11:19 PM

QUOTE (Petoria @ Tuesday, June 6th, 2006, 9:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I cant meet a woman who knows Linkin' Park songs.

QUOTE (Petoria @ Tuesday, June 6th, 2006, 10:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It was part of the LP/JZ: Collision Course record. Since I'm an LP fan, I stated that I needed a girl who could quote LP, whether or not JZ was attached.

QUOTE (lvpro @ Tuesday, June 6th, 2006, 11:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I understand that, but saying that a lyric Jay-Z wrote 2 years before they mashed up Jay-Z songs with Linkin Park songs...just ew.


I used to think Petoria wasn't a total pussy, but I guess I can throw that out of the window now. No wonder he can't find the right women. Thanks for setting him straight, Lvpro.




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