Subject: 10 pet peeves dogs have with humans1. Blaming your farts on me...Not funny, not funny at all !!!2. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out...Exactly whose walk is this, anyway?4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it.5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons...Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw...You fooled a dog! Woo Hoo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip"...then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests...Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.9. Dog sweaters...Hello?!?!?! Haven't you noticed the fur?10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself...Look, we both know the truth - you're just jealous. Now lay off, we both know who's boss here !!! (You don't see me picking up YOUR poop, do you?)
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just something to make you laugh for friday
Started by card79, Mar 11 2005 09:25 AM
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Posted 11 March 2005 - 09:25 AM
I do play Cards but I'm Not 79 some how it works though
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Posted 11 March 2005 - 11:04 AM
my poor dog...i have a little dachshund at home... and ever since i came to school, my mom has been guilty of all of this with the little guy
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Posted 11 March 2005 - 11:16 AM
I can say I absolutely haven't done all those things with my dog. I have a pug and he has no nose to balance anything on.
I do play Cards but I'm Not 79 some how it works though
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Posted 11 March 2005 - 01:12 PM
That's hillarious. I'm going to have to stop that with my puppy. She's gonna hate me...
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And every sunset that we'll miss I'll wrap them all up in a kiss;
And pick you up in all of this when I sail away
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Posted 11 March 2005 - 02:58 PM
this would have been way cool if that creepy bastard who thinks hes mushu[/quote]
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Posted 29 September 2009 - 04:48 PM
made me laugh
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Posted 29 September 2009 - 04:58 PM
hey............... it's not friday...
there were no special effects, no special effects.
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Posted 29 September 2009 - 05:29 PM
QUOTE (JubilantLankyLad @ Tuesday, September 29th, 2009, 8:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hey............... it's not friday...
Oh, it is somewhere, my friend.
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Posted 30 September 2009 - 08:20 AM
Serge you incredible dink.
I have Fridays off. When I woke up this morning and saw this bumped I was glad it was Friday and went back to bed.
My boss just called to tell me I was so late that I might as well not bother coming in, ever again.
I have Fridays off. When I woke up this morning and saw this bumped I was glad it was Friday and went back to bed.
My boss just called to tell me I was so late that I might as well not bother coming in, ever again.
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QUOTE (Napa_Don @ Monday, August 15th, 2011, 5:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 30 September 2009 - 08:58 AM
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QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011, 4:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
seriously though, with that grammar it's really like, I mean it doesn't bother me as much that she gets beat, you know?
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Posted 30 September 2009 - 10:52 AM
Not to be too harsh, but the original post is like reading a Family Circus cartoon.
I'd rather hear the David Cross routine about dog-fucking.
I'd rather hear the David Cross routine about dog-fucking.
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Posted 30 September 2009 - 10:59 AM
How many numbers will Vonteego get through before he's wiping tears of laughter from his eyes?
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