card79 0 Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Subject: 10 pet peeves dogs have with humans1. Blaming your farts on me...Not funny, not funny at all !!!2. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out...Exactly whose walk is this, anyway?4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it.5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons...Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw...You fooled a dog! Woo Hoo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip"...then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests...Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.9. Dog sweaters...Hello?!?!?! Haven't you noticed the fur?10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself...Look, we both know the truth - you're just jealous. Now lay off, we both know who's boss here !!! (You don't see me picking up YOUR poop, do you?) Link to post Share on other sites
jayistheman 0 Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 my poor dog...i have a little dachshund at home... and ever since i came to school, my mom has been guilty of all of this with the little guy Link to post Share on other sites
card79 0 Posted March 11, 2005 Author Share Posted March 11, 2005 I can say I absolutely haven't done all those things with my dog. I have a pug and he has no nose to balance anything on. Link to post Share on other sites
pokerspice 0 Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 That's hillarious. I'm going to have to stop that with my puppy. She's gonna hate me... Link to post Share on other sites
RonBurgundy 0 Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 this would have been way cool if that creepy bastard who thinks hes mushu Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 made me laugh Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,960 Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 hey............... it's not friday... Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 hey............... it's not friday...Oh, it is somewhere, my friend. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,824 Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Serge you incredible dink.I have Fridays off. When I woke up this morning and saw this bumped I was glad it was Friday and went back to bed.My boss just called to tell me I was so late that I might as well not bother coming in, ever again. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 . Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Not to be too harsh, but the original post is like reading a Family Circus cartoon. I'd rather hear the David Cross routine about dog-fucking. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 How many numbers will Vonteego get through before he's wiping tears of laughter from his eyes? Link to post Share on other sites
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