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#1 looshle

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 11:16 PM

I had this guy labeled as a calling station but I have NO IDEA what to change it to after this.Powered by UltimateBetStarted at 10/Mar/05 02:10:27 JFKJR is at seat 0 with $81.50. looshle is at seat 1 with $52.50. mrclarinet2 is at seat 2 with $93.75. lil jinx is at seat 3 with $299. SITUATIONAL is at seat 4 with $84.75. tgren is at seat 5 with $40.75. nolimet72 is at seat 6 with $17.75. whoslooking67 is at seat 7 with $60.25. amarurecor is at seat 8 with $65. phatsdraw7 is at seat 9 with $130. The button is at seat 6. whoslooking67 posts the small blind of $1. amarurecor posts the big blind of $2. JFKJR: -- -- looshle: Kc 6d mrclarinet2: -- -- lil jinx: -- -- SITUATIONAL: -- -- tgren: -- -- nolimet72: -- -- whoslooking67: -- -- amarurecor: -- -- phatsdraw7: -- --Pre-flop: phatsdraw7 folds. JFKJR calls. looshle folds. mrclarinet2 folds. lil jinx folds. SITUATIONAL folds. tgren raises to $4. nolimet72 folds. whoslooking67 folds. amarurecor folds. JFKJR calls. Flop (board: Ah Kh Jh): JFKJR checks. tgren bets $2. JFKJR calls. Turn (board: Ah Kh Jh 6s): JFKJR checks. tgren bets $4. JFKJR calls. River (board: Ah Kh Jh 6s 9c): JFKJR checks. tgren bets $4. JFKJR calls. Showdown: tgren shows As Kd. tgren has As Kd Ah Kh Jh: two pair, aces and kings. JFKJR shows Qh Th. JFKJR has Qh Th Ah Kh Jh: straight flush, ace high. Hand #4796046-2765 Summary: $1.50 is raked from a pot of $31. JFKJR wins $29.50 with straight flush, ace high.----------------------------------------------------------------

#2 mangwansi

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 11:27 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

#3 wannabe

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 11:29 PM

thats too funny, must be some little kid sneakin onto daddy's computer lol.

#4 bourbenz

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 11:32 PM

at the very least you have to label him a safe idiot, man if I lost the minimum to a royal with top 2 pair I'd laugh my ass off, what a dumb a$$, but people who call anything and then don't have the intelligence to get a check raise in on the turn and or especilly the river with the stone cold nuts, well Lets just say I want to play with them. You see this move all the time people calling with a marginal draw that has a 22-1 shot chance, they hit it and still just call. Cracks me up, I mean if you are chasing a long shot, then don't maximze it when you hit, that is a double loser. But then we all know that.

#5 smitty

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 11:35 PM

that is extremely oddi think i would want that person at my table, what a shmo
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Posted 09 March 2005 - 11:42 PM

ahahahhahahaha. that just made my day.wow.aseem

#7 Nimbletoe

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 11:45 PM

Maybe he thought his oppenent had him beat with 5 of a kind, be nice guys! :D

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 11:47 PM

speechless... MAYBE HE WAS AFRAID OF THE BOAT!

#9 Nimbletoe

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 11:50 PM

Erudis said:

speechless... MAYBE HE WAS AFRAID OF THE BOAT!
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#10 looshle

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 11:52 PM

I know smash makes dumb plays and then reason it with "must be because I don't like money" but this has to the biggest "I must not like money" move ever. I'm suprised he didnt free fold.

#11 JMHeel

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 12:00 AM

I'm speechless...

#12 Uppie_

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 12:04 AM

maybe he is that bad or maybe he wanted to make sure it showed, or maybe just maybe they were in collusion.

#13 Knobby_Tires

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 12:22 AM

looshle said:

I had this guy labeled as a calling station but I have NO IDEA what to change it to after this.Flop (board: Ah Kh Jh): JFKJR checks. tgren bets $2. JFKJR calls. Turn (board: Ah Kh Jh 6s): JFKJR checks. tgren bets $4. JFKJR calls. River (board: Ah Kh Jh 6s 9c): JFKJR checks. tgren bets $4. JFKJR calls. Showdown: tgren shows As Kd. tgren has As Kd Ah Kh Jh: two pair, aces and kings. JFKJR shows Qh Th. JFKJR has Qh Th Ah Kh Jh: straight flush, ace high. JFKJR wins $29.50 with straight flush, ace high.----------------------------------------------------------------
Easy - I'd put him down as a "Calling Station/MORON"

#14 Room812

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 12:50 AM

The only thing I can think of is that he was interested in a jackpot---does anyone know if UB requires showdown for their jackpot? Consider yourself lucky if that's the case, add him to your list otherwise.

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 12:55 AM

This is hilarious. Here I am, still waiting for my royal flush in my online poker career, and this guy pulls one and doesn't know what to do with it. Why must the crappy players be so lucky!?

#16 looshle

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 01:11 AM

Room812 said:

The only thing I can think of is that he was interested in a jackpot---does anyone know if UB requires showdown for their jackpot? Consider yourself lucky if that's the case, add him to your list otherwise.
No they don't reward a jackpot anymore, and you can still show your hand even if everyone folds, so I was a little baffled.

#17 wrto4556

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 01:13 AM

Poor guy is going to have FCP junkies hunting his ass down.Note to self: JFKJR at UB/buddy listed
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#18 Smasharoo

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 01:15 AM

Probably mis-read the board or his hand.Happens to me occasionally, but ussually when I think I have a flush and don't....

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Posted 10 March 2005 - 01:22 AM

hahahahahahahaha...wow
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Posted 10 March 2005 - 06:13 AM

looshle said:

Hand #4796046-2765 Summary: $1.50 is raked from a pot of $31. JFKJR wins $29.50 with straight flush, ace high.----------------------------------------------------------------
Is it normal for the HH to say "straight flush, ace high" instead of Royal Flush? I mean, I can understand it I guess, but there's just so much beauty in reading Royal Flush, you would think they could at least call it what it is when it actually hits.




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