Jump to content

Random Droppings


Recommended Posts

17.jpgSo I just got back from the grocery store and as I exit the building a Brinks Security armored vehicle pulls up. Out of this Brinks Security armored vehicle steps a 4'7" octogenarian with XXL hearing aids in both ears, a cane, VERY thick horn-rimmed glasses, and is sweating profusely on what is a (thus far) mild day at best. I don't mean to be cruel - and I know the vehicle is armored - but I just wouldn't feel comfortable entrusting large sums of money to Mr. Magoo. Just thought it was mildly humorous that this guy was in charge of an armored security vehicle.
Link to post
Share on other sites

Your avatar makes me feel nauseous. I thought this post was going to be about animal droppings. Overall this has been a disappointing post, although I enjoyed your use of the word "octogenarian".

Link to post
Share on other sites

Admittedly this probably would have been much funnier had it been about animal droppings. That said, just had to share.Avater changed...AGAIN. This really is an anti-Hellmuth forum isn't it? I found that 2003 WSOP montage to be quite hilarious. The guy's a total a.ss but he makes for great TV.

Link to post
Share on other sites
Avater changed...AGAIN. This really is an anti-Hellmuth forum isn't it? I found that 2003 WSOP montage to be quite hilarious. The guy's a total a.ss but he makes for great TV.
Hellmuth is alright, I just don't relish in the sight of unidentified white fluid dripping from his mouth.
Link to post
Share on other sites
Hellmuth is alright, I just don't relish in the sight of unidentified white fluid dripping from his mouth.
Duly noted. FWIW - OP edited. Hope there's no more dissapointments.
Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...