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#1 DonkSlayer

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Posted 23 May 2006 - 05:47 AM

Which came first?


I vote "the egg". I think the ancestors of the modern chicken were laying eggs before we got ourselves to today's "chicken."



Copernicus, BigD, Tim, I expect to hear from all of you on this highly intellectual, relevant topic.


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Posted 23 May 2006 - 06:55 AM

QUOTE (DonkSlayer @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 9:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Which came first?
I vote "the egg". I think the ancestors of the modern chicken were laying eggs before we got ourselves to today's "chicken."
Copernicus, BigD, Tim, I expect to hear from all of you on this highly intellectual, relevant topic.
Farnan, this topic isn't about poker so you can post on this thread too.


Is there anyway it could be other than the egg? At some point cumulative mutations of a non-chicken genome resulted in the chicken genome, but those mutations assert themselves during embryonic development which occurs in the egg.

Ie an already hatched non-chicken doesnt mutate into a chicken and then lay eggs.
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Posted 23 May 2006 - 10:23 AM

QUOTE (DonkSlayer @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 5:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Farnan, this topic isn't about poker so you can post on this thread too.


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I usually shy away from posting about poker--though i do like to read about it. If i posted about poker--all i'd get is "TP/MM" or some other smartass remark--this way it is I who can be the smartass.




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Posted 23 May 2006 - 10:44 AM

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Posted 23 May 2006 - 11:33 AM

Wow we agree this easily...
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Posted 23 May 2006 - 11:59 AM

QUOTE (DonkSlayer @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 11:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow we agree this easily...



i agree not we do

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Posted 23 May 2006 - 01:17 PM

Chicken. Egg needs to be sat on and basically babied, at a certain temperature for it to even consider hatching.

This is what makes evolutionist so sad- the easy answers completely escape them.
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Posted 23 May 2006 - 02:09 PM

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Posted 23 May 2006 - 02:13 PM

QUOTE (Loismustdie @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 1:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Chicken. Egg needs to be sat on and basically babied, at a certain temperature for it to even consider hatching.

This is what makes evolutionist so sad- the easy answers completely escape them.



obviously if you define "chicken" by drawing an arbitrary line in the genetic lineage of modern domestic chickens, the first chicken was incubated by a genetically slightly different proto-chicken. the egg came first.


mmmmm, proto-chicken... icon_drool.gif

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Posted 23 May 2006 - 04:00 PM

QUOTE (Loismustdie @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 2:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Chicken. Egg needs to be sat on and basically babied, at a certain temperature for it to even consider hatching.

This is what makes evolutionist so sad- the easy answers completely escape them.


Was this a joke post? Or do you really think that the chicken/egg question has an easy answer, and also proves that evolution never happened?
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Posted 23 May 2006 - 05:42 PM

QUOTE (Loismustdie @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 5:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Chicken. Egg needs to be sat on and basically babied, at a certain temperature for it to even consider hatching.

This is what makes evolutionist so sad- the easy answers completely escape them.


Since chicken eggs can hatch in incubators or with any substitute source of warmth, your statement is irrelevant.
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Posted 23 May 2006 - 07:43 PM

The chicken definately came first... God made it and then it laid eggs.

QUOTE (copernicus @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 8:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Since chicken eggs can hatch in incubators or with any substitute source of warmth, your statement is irrelevant.



Were there incubators on the Galapagos Islands?
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Posted 23 May 2006 - 08:18 PM

QUOTE (brvheart @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 7:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The chicken definately came first... God made it and then it laid eggs.


makes sense because god made christianity and it laid an egg too


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Were there incubators on the Galapagos Islands?


exactly as many as there were chickens

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Posted 23 May 2006 - 08:39 PM

from a Christian point of view i say chicken because God created the animals

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Posted 24 May 2006 - 06:37 AM

QUOTE (timwakefield @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 11:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Very nice.

And to answer the question, I gotta go with my pro-evolution (saying the phrase pro-evolution seems a lot like saying the phrase pro-"round earth" or pro-"belief that one plus one equals two" but thats neither here nor there, I just like stirring up trouble) cronies and go with the egg, for reasons stated above.
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Posted 24 May 2006 - 08:44 AM

QUOTE (timwakefield @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 2:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 24 May 2006 - 12:37 PM

It's obviously a silly question. It is exactly equivalent to asking, "do you believe in evolution or not." We're going to get all the usual responses from all the usual suspects.

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Posted 24 May 2006 - 02:34 PM

QUOTE (brvheart @ Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006, 8:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Were there incubators on the Galapagos Islands?


That's actually really funny you mention that.

A friend of mine is currently at the Galapagos Islands for 6 months. He wrote an email a few weeks ago telling us that he saw the funniest thing...two male tortoises (sp?) were having gay buttsex.

I'm not sure what this proves...but I bet Custom would have something to say about it.
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Posted 24 May 2006 - 08:00 PM

QUOTE (speedz99 @ Wednesday, May 24th, 2006, 2:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's actually really funny you mention that.

A friend of mine is currently at the Galapagos Islands for 6 months. He wrote an email a few weeks ago telling us that he saw the funniest thing...two male tortoises (sp?) were having gay buttsex.

I'm not sure what this proves...but I bet Custom would have something to say about it.


And people in Massachusetts thought allowing gay marriage didn't **** everything up.

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Posted 24 May 2006 - 10:56 PM

This is one of the most simplest questions of all time

Answer: The Egg

Prove: Reptiles laid eggs, well before the chicken ever existed.




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