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#1 koolromeo

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:05 PM

let's see how much of a degenerate gambler you really are. which do you choose: a night of really hot cards and dragging in monster pots or a night of really hot sex and dragging the hot chick out of your bed and into the shower! i can win big pots without cards, sex solo just isn't the same so i'll take sex. what do you pick?

#2 bourbenz

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:09 PM

cards any day, of course today is my tenth wedding aniversary so i dont have sex anymore anyways :D

#3 wildman wsop

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:09 PM

poker gives me more pleasure these days; so poker
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#4 jayistheman

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:09 PM

sex...but since my girlfriend it at home, and im at school.... i get poker all week and sex on the weekends

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:12 PM

definately sex i can't believe you are even asking this question. Cards willl always be there but a hot steamy sexual encounter with a wildly hot woman now thats what im talking about

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:13 PM

bourbenz said:

cards any day, of course today is my tenth wedding aniversary so i dont have sex anymore anyways :D
congrats

#7 KStrom

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:14 PM

congrats bourbenz!

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:17 PM

sex and poker at the same time.

#9 Vade

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:17 PM

Congrats, and you'd better hope your wife doesn't see this :D

#10 ....Ian....

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:19 PM

poker

#11 darksung

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:21 PM

If you look as ugly as your picture, I don't doubt it

#12 justblaze

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:23 PM

anyone who says sex is a virgin. anyone who says poker is a losing player. FLAME AWAY.

#13 Rob-L

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:24 PM

Poker is a lot like sex... most people think they're better at it than they actually are.
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#14 Reg Dunlop

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:24 PM

Dont you know what the internet sites are for? Poker while having sex. You have to watch the mouse clicks though. Its easy for the pointer to slip from fold to raise.

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:26 PM

Reg Dunlop said:

Dont you know what the internet sites are for? Poker while having sex.  You have to watch the mouse clicks though. Its easy for the pointer to slip from fold to raise.
Let's be honest. By sex you mean masturbation.
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#16 Reg Dunlop

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:29 PM

Damn busted. This 31 year old virgin thing is getting old.

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:32 PM

Rob-L said:

Poker is a lot like sex... most people think they're better at it than they actually are.
Slamdunk! Nice one :D

#18 jayistheman

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:32 PM

justblaze said:

anyone who says sex is a virgin. anyone who says poker is a losing player. FLAME AWAY.
and since i say candy, that must make me a fat kid

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:36 PM

I recently went to Spencer gifts with my wife and we picked up the game " Poker for Lovers " ....its awesome and we both really enjoy it. We both love poker and sex so it works out great...but if there wasn't a game like that I'd have to definitely pick sex with the hottest woman I know..my wife.
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#20 jayistheman

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Posted 09 March 2005 - 12:40 PM

lol...i'd hate to see the muck in that game.same goes for the flop and the river




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