BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Sorry, that song for willie wonka is dancing through my brain, and I wanted to make you all suffer with me... Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I never had a chance to shineNever a happy song to singBut suddenly half the world is mineWhat an amazing thingCause I've got a golden ticket........ Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Song: (I've Got A) Golden Ticket LyricsGrandpa Joe:I never thought my life could beAnything but catastropheBut suddenly I begin to seeA bit of good luck for me'Cause I've got a golden ticketI've got a golden twinkle in my eyeI never had a chance to shineNever a happy song to singBut suddenly half the world is mineWhat an amazing thing'Cause I've got a golden ticket[spoken]It's ours, Charlie![sung]I've got a golden sun up in the skyI never thought I'd see the dayWhen I would face the world and sayGood morning, look at the sunI never thought that I would beSlap in the lap of luxury'Cause I'd have said:Charlie:It couldn't be doneGrandpa Joe:But it can be doneI never dreamed that I would climbOver the moon in ecstasyBut nevertheless, it's there that I'mShortly about to beGrandpa Joe and Charlie:'Cause I've got a golden ticketI've got a golden chance to make my wayAnd with a golden ticket, it's a golden dayGrandpa Joe:[spoken]Good morning, look at the sun!Grandpa Joe and Charlie:'Cause I'd have said,It couldn't be doneGrandpa Joe:But it can be doneI never dreamed that I would climbOver the moon in ecstasyBut nevertheless, it's there that I'mShortly about to be'Cause I've got a golden ticketGrandpa Joe and Charlie:'Cause I've got a golden ticketI've got a golden chance to make my wayAnd with a golden ticket, it's a golden day Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 good morning star shine, the world says HELLOOOO! Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Sorry, that song for willie wonka is dancing through my brain, and I wanted to make you all suffer with me...I think you just remember my Johnny Depp fetish and were using a 6 degrees of separation bait to bring me out of hiding.I knew you secretly loved me, BigD. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 I think you just remember my Johnny Depp fetish and were using a 6 degrees of separation bait to bring me out of hiding.I knew you secretly loved me, BigD.what secret? and you think you're the only one with that fetish? Please. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I won a silver ticket in a bottle of beer once.SHHHHHH-AHHHHHHHHHH... Link to post Share on other sites
ROGUE06 0 Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Grandpa Joe, Grandma Josephine, Grandpa George and Grandma Georgina. Those names always cracked me up. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 I never dreamed that I would climb....Over the moon in ecstasy...........But nevertheless, it's there that I'm.................Shortly about to be'cause......I've got a golden ticket....I've got a golden chance to make my way..and with a golden ticket it's a golden.....DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1The song's back in my head folks.. sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 how come i can't stay in bed for 20 years Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Thanks, ***....now i have to go to bed with that stuck in my head?meh, im turning on some zappa Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 i love grapes. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Mr. Turkentine: Charlie Bucket? How many Wonka bars did you open?Charlie Bucket: Two.Mr. Turkentine: That's easy. 200 would make about 20% of the...Charlie Bucket: Not 200. Just two.Mr. Turkentine: Two? What do you mean you only opened two?Charlie Bucket: I don't care that much for chocolate.Mr. Turkentine: Well, I can't figure out just two! So let's pretend you opened 200! Alright, if you opened 200 Wonka bars, aside from being dreadfully sick, you would have checked 20% of the 1000 Wonka bars in the world. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 I want a feast.I want a bean feast!Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nutsSo good you could go nutsNo, now!!I want a ballI want a partyPink macaroons and a million balloonsAnd performing baboons and ...Give it to meRrhh rhhhNow!I want the worldI want the whole worldI want to lock it all up in my pocketIt's my bar of chocolateGive it to meNow!I want todayI want tomorrowI want to wear 'em like braids in my hairAnd I don't want to share 'emI want a party with room fulls of laughterTen thousand tons of ice creamAnd if I don't get the things I am afterI'm going to scream!I want the worksI want the whole worksPresents and prizes and sweets and surprisesOf all shapes and sizesAnd nowDon't care howI want it nowDon't care howI want it now Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted August 29, 2007 Author Share Posted August 29, 2007 I never thought that life could be...anything but catastrophe...But suddenly I begin to see....A bit of good luck for me......'cause....... Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 I know what DVD I might watch tonight... Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 hihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,367 Posted August 30, 2007 Author Share Posted August 30, 2007 about time this thread had a mother fuking linkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El0PIbpmL2k Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Mr. Turkentine: Charlie Bucket? How many Wonka bars did you open?Charlie Bucket: Two.Mr. Turkentine: That's easy. 200 would make about 20% of the...Charlie Bucket: Not 200. Just two.Mr. Turkentine: Two? What do you mean you only opened two?Charlie Bucket: I don't care that much for chocolate.Mr. Turkentine: Well, I can't figure out just two! So let's pretend you opened 200! Alright, if you opened 200 Wonka bars, aside from being dreadfully sick, you would have checked 20% of the 1000 Wonka bars in the world.No decimal points in English grammar schools? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 No decimal points in English grammar schools?shut off, you wanker(i think thats how it goes...i dunno) Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Ninety-nine... forty-four... one hundred percent pure. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I want to choke Veruca Salt and SIIHP. But that's just me.the girls in the band, YOU SICKOS!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,741 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I want to choke Veruca Salt and SIIHP. But that's just me.I heard that Charlie did while on set. And Violet as well. Charlie was a little pimp. Link to post Share on other sites
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