SunDrop 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I was at the WSOP ME, but they only handed out green chips. 400 green chips. Analyze that... Link to post Share on other sites
epistemic 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 My dream was that I was playing High Stakes on GSN, and for some reason the table chairs were very high stools. Doyle Brunson tried to get up on the stool and he fell under the table hitting the table with his chin, so I was sitting next to him and put my arms under him and lifted him up onto the stool. Analyze that. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 my analysis:you two need to get away from your computers and meet some girls... Link to post Share on other sites
epistemic 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 my analysis:you two need to get away from your computers and meet some girls...hmm...:YOUTotal Cumulative Posts 1,479( 5.3 posts per day / 0.14% of total forum posts )and ME...Total Cumulative Posts199( 0.4 posts per day / 0.02% of total forum posts ) Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 hmm...:YOUTotal Cumulative Posts 1,479( 5.3 posts per day / 0.14% of total forum posts )and ME...Total Cumulative Posts199( 0.4 posts per day / 0.02% of total forum posts )well, lets see. timdog's 5.3 posts per day probably take him about 10 minutes. your .4 posts per day probably take 17 seconds. so while you have a 9 minute, 43 second headstart, i'm pretty sure timdog uses the remaining 23 hours and 50 minutes of the day to better advantage.you picked the wrong guy to mess with. timdog is a pretty big deal around here. he'd probably respond himself, but i'm sure he's actively having sex with multiple women. and a coathanger, because he can get freaky like that. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 well, lets see. timdog's 5.3 posts per day probably take him about 10 minutes. your .4 posts per day probably take 17 seconds. so while you have a 9 minute, 43 second headstart, i'm pretty sure timdog uses the remaining 23 hours and 50 minutes of the day to better advantage.you picked the wrong guy to mess with. timdog is a pretty big deal around here. he'd probably respond himself, but i'm sure he's actively having sex with multiple women. and a coathanger, because he can get freaky like that. I wouldn't advise that.... I had ... um... a friend... yeah it was my friend Joe. He had an experience... well I won't get into details, but stitches were needed.And counseling. Link to post Share on other sites
Timdog1010 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I wouldn't advise that.... I had ... um... a friend... yeah it was my friend Joe. He had an experience... well I won't get into details, but stitches were needed.And counseling.Clearly you (he) were doing something wrong.There's no way stitches should have been required.Are you sure you had the midget positioned correctly?Double check that and get back to me... Link to post Share on other sites
SSPadawon4 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I was at the WSOP ME, but they only handed out green chips. 400 green chips. Analyze that...That will be freaky weird if that actually happens. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 You guys dream about poker while I dream about women.. enjoy Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 You guys dream about poker while I dream about my obsession with a baseball team.. enjoyFYP... Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 FYP...#1!!!!!!!! but why would I dream about my obsession? Link to post Share on other sites
profxavier9 0 Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 i never remember my dreams well hardly ever i think its cause i smoke pot. And when i do dream i am in capable of:running fastpunchingyelling having sex (not like i cant get it upin the dream i just dont seem to have sex in my dreams although i always want to in the dream) never had a dream about poker which is weird because i play ALOT Link to post Share on other sites
redandblack 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 i have dreams about work. which really sucks. its like working an extra shift every night. **** it sucks..................aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH **** **** **** **** **** ***** **** **** **** MOTHER **** ***** EAT MY ******* YOU STUPID ****ING ***** *** **** MOTHER ******. Link to post Share on other sites
FourFlusher 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 I dreamt I was in a Hollywood movie, and I was the star of this movie.... Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 i never remember my dreams well hardly ever i think its cause i smoke pot. And when i do dream i am in capable of:running fastpunchingyelling having sex (not like i cant get it upin the dream i just dont seem to have sex in my dreams although i always want to in the dream) never had a dream about poker which is weird because i play ALOTThat part is kinda funny, cause I've had dreams where I've wanted to beat someone up, but I could only punch in slow motion. It was really frustrating. Link to post Share on other sites
golfanatic21 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 <------I joined first i want my Avatar backok i may not have as many posts but still Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 i had a dream i was playing moneymaker heads up in a 5 dollar sit and go, but alas i woke up to my terrible reality Link to post Share on other sites
vonteego3 0 Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 i have dreams about work. which really sucks. its like working an extra shift every night. **** it sucks..................aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH **** **** **** **** **** ***** **** **** **** MOTHER **** ***** EAT MY ******* YOU STUPID ****ING ***** *** **** MOTHER ******.If Redpill actually had a job, I'd be convinced this was him. Link to post Share on other sites
cu in 4years Dan 1 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 analyze this:ronald mcdonald kept popping up at windows around the house and me and my brother tried to hit him with gold clubs. the flyscreen stopped the clubs from hiting him.then me and doyle went out for drinks and he told me that i was a donkey Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 I'd dreamt about playing poker online before...which is sad, but it's not nearly as sad as my brother mumble-yelling in his sleep, "But I've got pocket aces! Pocket aces!"Recently though, I did have two live poker dreams...in one, I was playing against Chan, Hellmuth, and Daniel on a rinky-dink foldable card table. There wasn't an audience, and it wasn't in a casino, but somehow it was a WSOP event.In the second, I was having dinner with a bunch of friends and sitting across from one of my best friends. I had a cheeseburger, and somehow, I "went all-in" with my cheeseburger. My friend "called" with his cheeseburger, and I triumphantly said something along the lines of, "Ha! I have a double cheeseburger!" Yes, my dreams are weird. Link to post Share on other sites
DMBroller 0 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 In the second, I was having dinner with a bunch of friends and sitting across from one of my best friends. I had a cheeseburger, and somehow, I "went all-in" with my cheeseburger. My friend "called" with his cheeseburger, and I triumphantly said something along the lines of, "Ha! I have a double cheeseburger!" Yes, my dreams are weird.As far as I am concerned... classic. Link to post Share on other sites
cu in 4years Dan 1 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 yeah that is really something Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 In the second, I was having dinner with a bunch of friends and sitting across from one of my best friends. I had a cheeseburger, and somehow, I "went all-in" with my cheeseburger. My friend "called" with his cheeseburger, and I triumphantly said something along the lines of, "Ha! I have a double cheeseburger!" Yes, my dreams are weird.That made me chuckle as well. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 That made me chuckle as well. Glad to be of service. Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Glad to be of service.glad I am not the only weirdo out there. Link to post Share on other sites
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