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MikeR
post Monday, May 1st, 2006, 8:55 PM
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QUOTE (Wandigo @ Monday, May 1st, 2006, 8:37 PM) *


maybe she was just looking for the country kitchen buffet...
okay I'm going to hell, but that was a great episode.

Awesome! I was going to say the same thing but I couldn't remember the name of the damn buffet.


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post Monday, May 1st, 2006, 9:09 PM
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She was 91 though. I mean who seriously wants to live that long ? If I was that age and that frail I'd be praying for someone to put me out of my misery ;p


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post Monday, May 1st, 2006, 9:49 PM
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Was he driving a bus?


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post Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 3:56 AM
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QUOTE (pokerdan97 @ Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 12:09 AM) *
She was 91 though. I mean who seriously wants to live that long ? If I was that age and that frail I'd be praying for someone to put me out of my misery ;p


That's an ignorant thing to say. You will see things differently once you grow up.
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post Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 4:42 AM
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QUOTE (MikeR @ Monday, May 1st, 2006, 6:13 PM) *
But this is such great ammo to use if the guy starts trash talking you at the table. And usually when you kill an old lady you become a little more humble. That's why Dan Harrington is such a class act.

(Ok, I don't think Dan killed any old ladies, but thought it would make for a funny sentence)


Yeah, that would be cool..

"Hey, nice call preflop, jackass."

"Yeah? At least I never killed an old lady.."

Classy.

QUOTE (vonteego3 @ Monday, May 1st, 2006, 6:30 PM) *
dude, she was 91 years old. That's not even killing someone, it's more of an assisted suicide. What's a 91 year old woman doing on the road in the rain, anyways?


Hmm..

Other than being a tool, you're an illiterate.

Go look for this line.."The Lincoln was driven by ______ ___________, 66, also of Las Vegas, police said."


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post Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 9:24 AM
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QUOTE (Butcho22 @ Monday, May 1st, 2006, 9:23 PM) *
I've thought of that, but i've decided it's not big enough to take it off. Leave it up to the mods I guess, but I feel like it's not going over the line.

Now that one guys pizza was over the line for example.....

Plus i'm always owning guys left and right so it saves me from having to put up a pic about it all the time. icon_dance.gif



I think he means Dane's Sam Grizzle sig. his is like 3x the size of yours.


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_Great_Dane_
post Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 5:49 PM
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QUOTE (CodyHartman @ Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 1:24 PM) *
I think he means Dane's Sam Grizzle sig. his is like 3x the size of yours.

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post Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 6:04 PM
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QUOTE (_Great_Dane_ @ Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 6:49 PM) *
The same stupid ass picture that I always post.

I really question your literacy sometimes. So annoying.
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post Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 6:05 PM
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QUOTE (MikeR @ Monday, May 1st, 2006, 10:45 PM) *
Hahahaha, seriously how do you top that? Phil or Matusow would have to butt rape Doyle Brunson at a televised final table and then slit his throat.


LOL
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post Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 7:19 PM
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QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 10:04 PM) *
I really question your literacy sometimes.

You question my literacy? I have been nowhere near illiterate. You seem to be ignorant of the definition of the word "literacy." Feel free to look it up.

QUOTE (turd ferguson @ Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 10:04 PM) *
So annoying.

Mission accomplished !!!

A kid your age must have a lot of free time to submit 20+ posts per day on this forum.
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post Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 7:21 PM
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QUOTE (_Great_Dane_ @ Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 7:19 PM) *
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Dear Sir,

Please shrink the fucking picture in your sig. Your compliance is much appreciated.

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post Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 7:57 PM
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QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM @ Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 11:21 PM) *
Dear Sir,

Please shrink the fuc.king picture in your sig.

Thanks,

Erik

Erik. I don't tell you what to do. Don't tell me what to do.

I don't submit that many posts. I don't have nearly as much free time as you do. You shouldn't have to worry about Sam too much.

QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM @ Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 11:21 PM) *
Your compliance is much appreciated.

You assume that I'll comply with your request? I'll change my signature in the next couple of weeks, but only to change with the times.
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post Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 8:59 PM
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Do you realize why you're being asked to change it?
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post Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 9:02 PM
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QUOTE (Demonde @ Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 8:59 PM) *
Do you realize why you're being asked to change it?

because it almost outdoes the sexiness of yours?


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post Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 9:03 PM
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QUOTE (_Great_Dane_ @ Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 7:57 PM) *
Erik. I don't tell you what to do. Don't tell me what to do.

I don't submit that many posts. I don't have nearly as much free time as you do. You shouldn't have to worry about Sam too much.
You assume that I'll comply with your request? I'll change my signature in the next couple of weeks, but only to change with the times.


So now this is a matter of 'my free time' and how I choose to spend it? ..and people call me condescending.

The fact is, your sig, while not only monstrous and annoying in the way it breaks up the thread, TAKES A LONG FUCKING TIME TO LOAD.

I'm not asking you to completely remove it--learn to read critically. I'm asking you to please, shrink it.


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post Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 9:25 PM
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QUOTE (DrawingDeadInDM @ Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006, 1:03 AM) *
So now this is a matter of 'my free time' and how I choose to spend it? ..and people call me condescending.

The fact is, your sig, while not only monstrous and annoying in the way it breaks up the thread, TAKES A LONG FUCKING TIME TO LOAD.

I'm not asking you to completely remove it--learn to read critically. I'm asking you to please, shrink it.

I didn't realize that anyone still uses dial-up internet anymore. My cable internet has no problem with any pages loading.
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post Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 9:49 PM
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QUOTE (_Great_Dane_ @ Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 9:25 PM) *
I didn't realize that anyone still uses dial-up internet anymore. My cable internet has no problem with any pages loading.


At work--where I mostly post during my free time--they still use dial up. It happens.

Thank you for resizing it.


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post Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 9:51 PM
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QUOTE (_Great_Dane_ @ Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 9:25 PM) *
I didn't realize that anyone still uses dial-up internet anymore. My cable internet has no problem with any pages loading.

you'd be shocked.


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post Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 11:04 PM
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who the fuck is sam grizzle, he should've mucked them face up, meh


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post Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 11:38 PM
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QUOTE (vonteego3 @ Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006, 3:30 AM) *
dude, she was 91 years old. That's not even killing someone, it's more of an assisted suicide. What's a 91 year old woman doing on the road in the rain, anyways?


Driving?


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