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[emokid21ohio]

the guy calls me a donk, but he just got outplayed. i tried to win the pot preflop since i thought the button was weak. on the flop, i had a runner-runner straight and flus draw, so i bet. one of my cards hit on the turn, so i bet, he reraised and i thought he was bluffing, so went all in and he called. on the river, i ended up winning the hand just like i planned. The BB then calls me a donk, HAHAHA. he is clearly the donk since i won the handi know i playe the hand pretty good. what do you think? Paradise Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FCP)Hero ($350.55)BB ($325.25)UTG ($190.75)MP ($168.55)Button ($169.60)Preflop: Hero is SB with 2 , 8 . Hero posts a blind of $0.50. 2 folds, Button calls $1, Hero (poster) raises to $4.5, BB calls $3.50, Button folds.Flop: ($10) 9 , 5 , 9 (2 players)Hero bets $7, BB calls $7.Turn: ($24) Q (2 players)Hero bets $15, BB raises to $50. Hero reraise All-in, BB calls all-in ($263.75)River: ($675.55) 3 (2 players)Final Pot: $675.55Hero has: 2 , 8 :diamond:BB has: 9 , A I won with a flush!

[Devilkin]

I cannot describe the number of ways you butchered this hand . . but hey if you make money, all the more power to ya.Dev

[HangukMiguk]

he's right. you're wrongthat is all.

[Zach6668]

Ummm... yeah, that's fairly donktacular.

[jowest]

if that were a live game and I were the villian I would slap a saddle on you and make you haul my coffee down a hill.

[socalpoker_j]

Ummm... well I'll just wait for the replies below...

[NicksDad1970]

Devilkin, on Monday, April 24th, 2006, 4:33 PM, said:

I cannot describe the number of ways you butchered this hand . . but hey if you make money, all the more power to ya.Dev

That was about the nicest way it could be said.

[emokid21ohio]

HangukMiguk, on Monday, April 24th, 2006, 4:33 PM, said:

he's right. you're wrongthat is all.

how is he right? i played it pretty well when i read him for a bluff, and i ended up winning the hand.on the flop, i had a runner-runner flush draw and straight draw

[HangukMiguk]

jowest, on Monday, April 24th, 2006, 3:33 PM, said:

if that were a live game and I were the villian I would slap a saddle on you and make you haul my coffee down a hill.

emokid21ohio, on Monday, April 24th, 2006, 3:35 PM, said:

how is he right? i played it pretty well when i read him for a bluff, and i ended up winning the hand.on the flop, i had a runner-runner flush draw and straight draw

wow, i didn't know that trip 9's were considered bluffing.time to put my tinfoil hat on.

[emokid21ohio]

even if i was wrong, i had a lot of outs to win the hand

[nickforgot]

LOL

[anselm]

emokid21ohio, on Monday, April 24th, 2006, 7:30 PM, said:

The BB then calls me a donk, HAHAHA. he is clearly the donk since i won the hand

Clearly. Keep up the good work, Eeyore.

[MasterLJ]

Be gentle, he's emo.

[NicksDad1970]

[jowest]

emokid21ohio, on Monday, April 24th, 2006, 4:35 PM, said:

how is he right? i played it pretty well when i read him for a bluff, and i ended up winning the hand.on the flop, i had a runner-runner flush draw and straight draw

First off let me start by saying.......I can not believe I am wasting my 100th post on you. Second..........You are right. you did play well. What a read. He was totaly bluffing. those trip 9's were worthless.Please come over and play at my house this weekend.and also, good luck surviving this forum. You will last about as long as foxwoodspro did.

[HangukMiguk]

emokid21ohio, on Monday, April 24th, 2006, 3:37 PM, said:

even if i was wrong, i had a lot of outs to win the hand

you're absolutely right. i am an idiot. you are my hero.if i slob your knob, will you teach me to play?

[Butcho22]

Believe it or not I found a nice pic of the OP....

[HangukMiguk]

MasterLJ, on Monday, April 24th, 2006, 3:38 PM, said:

Be gentle, he's emo.

oh sh!t, i've already been warned about this before.bye, guyes!

[Simpleton]

This better be a f.ucking joke or that better have been play money. That was the most retarded hand I might have ever seen.

[tyfgine]

Wow,This guy isn't serious, the first post is a joke. I didn't think it was even remotely funny, but with all the serious responses to his poor attempt at humor, I have to admit, it is kind of funny now.