Posted 22 April 2006 - 06:05 PM
I was drunk, and shouldn't have been driving. But people make mistakes. And so I drove away from the bar.I turned onto a street to approach the highway, and smashed into the median, popping my front left wheel up onto it.Everything was okay, I regained control of the car, and continued towards the access ramp.Then I saw the red & blue blinking lights in my rear-view mirror. A cop.I was going to get a DWI.I looked around the car, calm and cool. I needed an alternate reason why I ran into the curb.I saw a 32 oz. drink cup, from Jack in the Box.The cup was half-full of old diet coke.I poured the diet coke all over my lap. I was drenched in diet coke.I pulled over, got out of the car when the cop asked me to. And explained that I had spilled my drink all over my lap, and that's why I ran into the curb. The cop smelled the old cup, and, it didn't smell like liqour.I didn't get a DWI.My best bluff ever.MontyPS Don't drink and drive, it was a terrible idea then and it's a terrible idea now. I don't ever drink and drive anymore.