Everyone does it. Even hot chicks.
Is it weird to not ever poop in public? I have used a public toilet for die shiesa once in my life. My workplace toilet, hotel toilets, my toilet and family toilets are all safe. Anything else I won't touch.
Am I alone?
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Started by MasterLJ, Apr 17 2006 04:01 PM
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:03 PM
IDK... but I gotta take a dump now...
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:03 PM
No. I only use public toilets in extreme cases of emergency.
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:04 PM
QUOTE (Napa_Don @ Monday, April 17th, 2006, 5:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No. I only use public toilets in extreme cases of emergency.
See, I'll go on weekend camping trips and not poop.
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:07 PM
QUOTE (MasterLJ @ Monday, April 17th, 2006, 4:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
See, I'll go on weekend camping trips and not poop.
You know, now that you mention it, I never have to poop while camping either, or at horse shows where it's multiple days. Weird... I guess I also have a slight case of OCD.
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:09 PM
QUOTE (Napa_Don @ Monday, April 17th, 2006, 5:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You know, now that you mention it, I never have to poop while camping either, or at horse shows where it's multiple days. Weird... I guess I also have a slight case of OCD.
Me too I guess. If it's not home, work or family, I don't nuke it. And I've only nuked the work toilet once due to stomach problems.
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:10 PM
Mr. Beans pick up the nearest white courtesy phone please.... Mr. Beans you are being paged to the poop thread...
Beans to the white courtesy phone....
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:13 PM
I just took a dump at home... one piece... one wipe... 
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:43 PM
i often poop in public places, because i'm on campus all day often, so i have to poop in the library and academic buildings often.
which is bad because the basement of the academic building i'm usually in is a well-known place that gay men go to "meet," so i'm often taking a crap while a guy is getting a hummer from another guy about 3 feet away.
which is bad because the basement of the academic building i'm usually in is a well-known place that gay men go to "meet," so i'm often taking a crap while a guy is getting a hummer from another guy about 3 feet away.
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:45 PM
QUOTE (MasterLJ @ Monday, April 17th, 2006, 5:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Everyone does it. Even hot chicks.
Hot chicks poop? Impossible.... If what you say is true, then it must mean Annie Duke poops as well.
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 04:54 PM
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 05:05 PM
QUOTE (Thriceknurd @ Monday, April 17th, 2006, 4:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hot chicks poop? Impossible.... If what you say is true, then it must mean Annie Duke poops as well.
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 06:56 PM
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 07:07 PM
QUOTE (pckt10s @ Monday, April 17th, 2006, 4:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I just took a dump at home... one piece... one wipe...
If you only wiped once how do you know if you needed a second or not?
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 07:07 PM
George Costanza will point you to the cleanest restroom in any part of town.
This is called "Phantom Poopie".
QUOTE (pckt10s @ Monday, April 17th, 2006, 5:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I just took a dump at home... one piece... one wipe...
This is called "Phantom Poopie".
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Posted 17 April 2006 - 07:11 PM
I suggest the Gold Spike casino guys....
cleanest toilets in Vegas....
the alcohol from the puke kills the live bacteria
cleanest toilets in Vegas....
the alcohol from the puke kills the live bacteria
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 05:52 AM
I hate when I go to a public restroom and sit down and instead of that nice make your ass pucker cold seat you hit a nice warm seat implying that some big man ass has just recently sat there before you. *Shiver*
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Posted 18 April 2006 - 05:53 AM
QUOTE (mrdannyg @ Monday, April 17th, 2006, 3:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i often poop in public places, because i'm on campus all day often, so i have to poop in the library and academic buildings often.
which is bad because the basement of the academic building i'm usually in is a well-known place that gay men go to "meet," so i'm often taking a crap while a guy is getting a hummer from another guy about 3 feet away.
which is bad because the basement of the academic building i'm usually in is a well-known place that gay men go to "meet," so i'm often taking a crap while a guy is getting a hummer from another guy about 3 feet away.
....rofl
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