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Started by DNIQUE420, Apr 10 2006 09:59 AM

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#1 DNIQUE420

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 09:59 AM

I was head up on UB for 500 bucks very first hand i was dealt..pocket kings i raised preflop other player called flop came out AKK I flopped quads i bet he re-raised i started thinking this guy has an ace better for me..turn card blank...i bet he takes awhile and calls river an ace i bet he re-reaised all in i said to myself no f***way he has pocket aces...what do ya know he does i lost 500 bucks in exactly 1 min and 24 seconds....such B.S
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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:03 AM

QUOTE (DNIQUE420 @ Monday, April 10th, 2006, 10:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was head up on UB for 500 bucks very first hand i was dealt..pocket kings i raised preflop other player called flop came out AKK I flopped a boat i bet he re-raised i started thinking great he has a king better for me..turn card a king wow I now have quads...i bet he takes awhile and calls river an ace i bet he re-reaised all in i said to myself no f***way he has pocket aces...what do ya know he does i lost 500 bucks in exactly 1 min and 24 seconds....such B.S


Post the actual history please.

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:04 AM

QUOTE (DNIQUE420 @ Monday, April 10th, 2006, 10:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was head up on UB for 500 bucks very first hand i was dealt..pocket kings i raised preflop other player called flop came out AKK I flopped a boat i bet he re-raised i started thinking great he has a king better for me..turn card a king wow I now have quads...i bet he takes awhile and calls river an ace i bet he re-reaised all in i said to myself no f***way he has pocket aces...what do ya know he does i lost 500 bucks in exactly 1 min and 24 seconds....such B.S

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:06 AM

QUOTE (Mezzo @ Monday, April 10th, 2006, 10:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How many kings are in this deck? icon_biggrin.gif



Appears 5 but maybe 6
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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:07 AM

QUOTE (blakheart @ Monday, April 10th, 2006, 10:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Post the actual history please.



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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:09 AM

looks likes a bad deck, no wonder you lost.
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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:10 AM

Heck yes, post that hand history to UB's customer support. You should get your money back due to a faulty deck! icon_doh.gif


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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:12 AM

UB using the pinachle decks again?
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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:28 AM

QUOTE (krup24 @ Monday, April 10th, 2006, 2:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Appears 5 but maybe 6


There's more confusion as to how many K's are in this deck than there was in Blade Runner about how many relpicants were on the loose.
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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:29 AM

Thats brutal. Time to reload your play money account.

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:30 AM

Okay, good, it wasn't me. I must have read that thing 4 times trying to figure out what idiot was smoking.

Edit: or what the **** I was smoking when I posted that in all it's beautiful grammar! LOL
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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:31 AM

i dont know guys i believe him
..ok so what do i do now?..

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:36 AM

QUOTE (Nocontrl9 @ Monday, April 10th, 2006, 10:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Thats brutal. Time to reload your play money account.


HAHA, I think this guy just decided to retell this story as his own and change the amount of money that was lost....

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:44 AM

5 kings should beat 4 aces. You need to demand your money back.
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Posted 10 April 2006 - 10:47 AM

Can I buy some pot from you?
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Posted 10 April 2006 - 11:24 AM

QUOTE (krup24 @ Monday, April 10th, 2006, 2:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Appears 5 but maybe 6


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Posted 10 April 2006 - 11:34 AM

QUOTE (blakheart @ Monday, April 10th, 2006, 10:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Post the actual history please.

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 11:39 AM

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QUOTE (SBriand @ Monday, April 10th, 2006, 10:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I must have read that think 4 times trying to idiot was smoking.



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Posted 10 April 2006 - 11:44 AM

QUOTE (gkunit20 @ Monday, April 10th, 2006, 2:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Can I buy some pot from you?

LOL.

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Posted 10 April 2006 - 11:49 AM

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