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[Dirtydutch]

"Ho Please

You better bow down on both knees

Who you think taught you to smoke trees?

Who you think brought you the o' G's?

Eazy-E's Ice Cube's and D.O.C's and Snoop D O double G's

And a group that said mutha****_ the police?"-- Dre.

[turd ferguson]

This isn't my favorite, but since I know you're a closet Kanye fan, and it's pretty damn clever I'll post it.

Killin y'all niggaz on that lyrical_shit
Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips

[....Ian....]

real playa like and str8 to the point
bust a nut while i'm smokin a joint
stop fuc/ing . . . still smoking
put my dic/ on her lips, say "open"

-too short

[NortonFan]

Ah, push it
Ah, push it

Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby

Get up on this!

Ow! Baby!
Salt and Pepa's here!

Now wait a minute, y'all
This dance ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance
Dance, I said!

Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect
Want you to push it, babe
Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat
C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know
How to become number one in a hot party show
Now push it

Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - push it real good
Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - p-push it real good

Hey! Ow!
Push it good!

Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby

Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop
Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss
Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed
Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would?
Now push it

Push it good
P-push it real good

Ah, push it
Get up on this!

Boy, you really got me going
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing

Ah, push it

[ajs510]

Yo stop at the deli,
the theatre's over priced.
Yo got the backpack?
Gonna pack it up nice!
Don't wat security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Redvines = CRAZY delicious.
Yo reached in my pocket, pulled out some dough.
Girl acted like she'd never seen a ten befor!
It's all about the Hamilton's baby!
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm Ghost like Swazee

[turd ferguson]

Yo stop at the deli,
the theatre's over priced.
Yo got the backpack?
Gonna pack it up nice!
Don't wat security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Redvines = CRAZY delicious.
Yo reached in my pocket, pulled out some dough.
Girl acted like she'd never seen a ten befor!
It's all about the Hamilton's baby!
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm Ghost like Swazee

You win this thread.

[Dirtydutch]

Ah, push it
Ah, push it

Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby

Get up on this!

Ow! Baby!
Salt and Pepa's here!

Now wait a minute, y'all
This dance ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance
Dance, I said!

Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect
Want you to push it, babe
Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat
C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know
How to become number one in a hot party show
Now push it

Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - push it real good
Ah, push it - push it good
Ah, push it - p-push it real good

Hey! Ow!
Push it good!

Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby
Oooh, baby, baby
Baby, baby

Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop
Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss
Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed
Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would?
Now push it

Push it good
P-push it real good

Ah, push it
Get up on this!

Boy, you really got me going
You got me so I don't know what I'm doing

Ah, push it

"Well let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route
I prefer Mapquest
That's a good one too
Google Maps is the best
Tru dat. DOUBLE TRUE!
68 to Broadway, step on it sucka
What chu wanna do Chris? Snack attack, motha ##@%a!"

[NortonFan]

Yo stop at the deli,
the theatre's over priced.
Yo got the backpack?
Gonna pack it up nice!
Don't wat security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Redvines = CRAZY delicious.
Yo reached in my pocket, pulled out some dough.
Girl acted like she'd never seen a ten befor!
It's all about the Hamilton's baby!
Throw the snacks in the bag and I'm Ghost like Swazee

Touche.

[Got The Nutz]

" Reached back like a pimp and smacked the ho!!"

[custom36]

I've been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on
But alotta ya'll are more stuck up than tampons (whoo)
So wash all you sins away and stop playin (yeah)
If God's line is busy you might have to two way him (uh hmm)
And catch me in your back yard playin crokay
And im drunk im tellin kids "drugs are bad umm-kay"
Or watch me swing my chains at the Rascals of Peko
Got seven cars get on my rims at chrome depo
And people think im bad they say "ooh he's so evil"
Cause i go on blind dates with actual blind people (owe)
But my albums out the store, yours be on the shelf (uh hmm)
I heard you masterbate alot so ya'll keep to yourself
Cause these women want a man to stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you gotta play hard or go home
All that **** that ya'll talkin ya'll can pop it to them
Cause Ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic limb
I'll put so deep in your *** that you can smell it
And your breath'll turn to Footlocker water repelant
Im the man i got money far as the eyes can see
And im in a group i split do wit me me and me
So much money in my jewelry that im damn near sorry
So ima trade my earings in, and get a Ferrari (whoo)
I buy cars wit straight cash, have meetins wit Donald Trump
Yall meet wit Honda, no payments for 12 months (uh huh)
Take a look at your life and no wonder your so sad
Ya'll put up wit more **** than a colostomy bag

[kers2]

Basically any Jay-Z line (that he didnt bite)

"I ball for real y'all niggaz is Sam Bowie"

"I'm like UHaul, every b*tch movin I f*ck"

[keith crime]

eminem

So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin’ it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a **** if this chick was my own mother
I still **** her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?

[Dirtydutch]

[Bizarre]
I'm a compulsive liar, settin my preacher on fire
Slashin your tires, flyin down Fenkel and Meyers
Plates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired
Jackin my **** off in a bed of barbed wire
(Hey, is Bizarre performing?) ***** didn't you read the flyer?
Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor
(Aren't you a male dancer?) Nah *****, I'm retired
****in your ***** in the *** with a tire iron
I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip
My DJ's in a coma for lettin the record skip.. [*needle pops*]
Lettin the record skip.. [*needle pops*]
Lettin the record skip.. [*needle pops*] (Damn!)
[*DJ reverses the record and scratches it back on beat*]

[kers2]

The delivery is what pimps this verse, so it probably looks terrible in print.

Freeway on 1-900-hustler

First things first, watch what you say out your mouth
when you talkin on the phone to hus-tlers
Never play the house, think drought, keep heat in the couch
when you sittin in the presence of cus-tomers
Never hold out, pull out, throw heat and be out
if a nigga ever think that he touchin-ya
Lay low, get cake, whip all over the state
Stash dough, whip yay with, right amount of bake (hoe!)
Nigga too close went right around his place (yo!)
You stoppin dough when we clutchin the gats?
I know you heard "Friend or Foe," this ain't different from that
Make sure you got your four-four and he can slip if he like
Young, Jon Benet daughter missin tonight and yo
until you up stay away from them dykes and whores
Three smuts, two straights and a dyke
can pause one-three rumbles two streaks and a pipe for sure
And if it's tight, then he might come back for more
Nine and four, everyday back and forth
Winter to summer, 1-900-Hustler
Pass the number til you're stackin balls
Tell you how to weigh sh*t wet and package more
I take cash or write the check out to F-R
two E's, that'll be two G's
And forget my money I'm comin for all your ki's, nigga
{*click*, *dial tone*}

[DonkSlayer]

Ice, Ice, Baby.


Do do dum de dum da dum doom

[Dirtydutch]

kers2, why don't you change the punctuation, so we can better understand the rhythmic delivery?

[keith crime]

him trying to explain how that differs from under pressure is one of the funniest tv moments ever

[kers2]

kers2, why don't you change the punctuation, so we can better understand the rhythmic delivery?

lol

The lyrical punctuation works just fine when you listen to it. Basically I am saying listen to it

[Mercury69]

"All a bruttha needs is a ***** and a gat. A n***** ain't down if it ain't like dat"

[MDXS]

eminem

So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin’ it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a **** if this chick was my own mother
I still **** her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?

Heh...that was going to be mine.