Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 So my old man is turning 70. I'm throwing a surprise party at my place, 50 people, italian food, yadayada.I bought him the services of a belly dancer and a gift certificate to go skydiving.Good times. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 If he's 70, I'd be real easy on the yelling of "surprise" Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 If he's 70, I'd be real easy on the yelling of "surprise"I'm only slightly more concerned with throwing him out of a plane but I see your point. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'm gonna call him and spoil the surprise. It's just how I roll...lol Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'm only slightly more concerned with throwing him out of a plane but I see your point.completely. missed. that. part.I don't read good Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'm gonna call him and spoil the surprise. It's just how I roll...lolJust cause the sabres are self-destructing doesn't mean you gotta be a jerk. I worked hard on that ****ing party. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Address PLZ - should I bring wine? Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Address PLZ - should I bring wine?Verdun, Montreal, Quebec, Canada.Bring a box of wine and some heavy narcotics. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 586 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Oooohhhh, you're from Canada.So, that'd make your dad like 62, American, right? you know, with the exchange rates and all Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.Who said anything about serving a purpose?He works on a golf course and has a ****ing pond in his backyard.He was devastated this week when he realised that 2 of his fish froze in the layer of ice at the top of the pond.Poor bastarding. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Just cause the sabres are self-destructing doesn't mean you gotta be a jerk. I worked hard on that ****ing party.It does, actually. While you may not be the source of my woes, you can at least be my target for dealing with them. Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 It does, actually. While you may not be the source of my woes, you can at least be my target for dealing with them.I will deal with your sabres in April.Twice. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 My dad's birthday was Wednesday. We drank a lot of beer and had a jolly good time.My birthday is Tuesday if you all want to buy me a $3 hooker or something. $2 is fine too Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 My dad's birthday was Wednesday. We drank a lot of beer and had a jolly good time.My birthday is Tuesday if you all want to buy me a $3 hooker or something. $2 is fine tooCome to montreal and i'll buy you a 10$ dance.Buck a finger, baby! Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 The Habs will be butt-raped by your sabres in April.Twice.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Come to montreal and i'll buy you a 10$ dance.Buck a finger, baby!hahahaha I've definitely had that dance before. Chateau de Sexe. Good story.The stripper tried to say that she was giving me a dance for 11 songs and charged me a shitload of money. I actually paid her because I was drunk and had no clue what was going on. I get back to my buddies at the table and they were like "dude you were in there for 15 minutes tops. So I talk to the manager and he brings the girl upstairs (presumably to beat her) and as they're going by she's yelling at me in a scared voice "It was 11 songs!! It was 11 songs!!"The manager comes back down hands and me the extra money I paid, looks me dead in the eye and goes "NO ONE GETS RIPPED OFF AT THE CHATEAU DE SEXE!!!!Happy Bday to your dad btw*Mar 28: Edited for correct songs and amount of time. I still hate that cunting Link to post Share on other sites
Habs Fan 0 Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 FYPYou're only proving my point that you're hockey team is GHEY. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 "NO ONE GETS RIPPED OFF AT THE CHATEAU DE SEXE!!!!BWAHAHAHA!Awesome quote kers. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 You're only proving my point that you're hockey team is GHEY.Per Ron Mexico, you're only gay if you're the catcher. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Shameless bump for the stripper story Link to post Share on other sites
dEv~ 19 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 My birthday is Tuesday if you all want to buy me a $3 hooker or something. $2 is fine too Have a good time. Link to post Share on other sites
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