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So my old man is turning 70. I'm throwing a surprise party at my place, 50 people, italian food, yadayada.I bought him the services of a belly dancer and a gift certificate to go skydiving.Good times.

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I'm only slightly more concerned with throwing him out of a plane but I see your point.
completely. missed. that. part.I don't read good
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I'm gonna call him and spoil the surprise. It's just how I roll...lol
Just cause the sabres are self-destructing doesn't mean you gotta be a jerk. I worked hard on that ****ing party.
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Address PLZ - should I bring wine?

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Oooohhhh, you're from Canada.So, that'd make your dad like 62, American, right? you know, with the exchange rates and all

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Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.
Who said anything about serving a purpose?He works on a golf course and has a ****ing pond in his backyard.He was devastated this week when he realised that 2 of his fish froze in the layer of ice at the top of the pond.Poor bastarding.
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Just cause the sabres are self-destructing doesn't mean you gotta be a jerk. I worked hard on that ****ing party.
It does, actually. While you may not be the source of my woes, you can at least be my target for dealing with them.
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My dad's birthday was Wednesday. We drank a lot of beer and had a jolly good time.My birthday is Tuesday if you all want to buy me a $3 hooker or something. $2 is fine too

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My dad's birthday was Wednesday. We drank a lot of beer and had a jolly good time.My birthday is Tuesday if you all want to buy me a $3 hooker or something. $2 is fine too
Come to montreal and i'll buy you a 10$ dance.Buck a finger, baby!
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Come to montreal and i'll buy you a 10$ dance.Buck a finger, baby!
hahahaha I've definitely had that dance before. Chateau de Sexe. Good story.The stripper tried to say that she was giving me a dance for 11 songs and charged me a shitload of money. I actually paid her because I was drunk and had no clue what was going on. I get back to my buddies at the table and they were like "dude you were in there for 15 minutes tops. So I talk to the manager and he brings the girl upstairs (presumably to beat her) and as they're going by she's yelling at me in a scared voice "It was 11 songs!! It was 11 songs!!"The manager comes back down hands and me the extra money I paid, looks me dead in the eye and goes "NO ONE GETS RIPPED OFF AT THE CHATEAU DE SEXE!!!!Happy Bday to your dad btw*Mar 28: Edited for correct songs and amount of time. I still hate that cunting
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