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#61 ShakeZuma

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 09:13 AM

View Postturd ferguson, on Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 12:10 PM, said:

I'm back at ****ing work today, I'm wearing pants, my neck hurts, I'm exausted, and I hate my life. I've been running pretty well in live cash games though so that's nice.
Dude, its not physically possible without removing a few ribs. Stop trying, you're gonna hurt yourself.

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one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 09:15 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 12:13 PM, said:

Dude, its not physically possible without removing a few ribs. Stop trying, you're gonna hurt yourself.
Those ribs don't really do anything though, what do you need them for anyway? Get the saw, keep your eye on the prize.

#63 turd ferguson

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 09:18 AM

You guys are just so clever aren't you?

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 01:04 PM

View Postturd ferguson, on Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 12:18 PM, said:

You guys are just so clever aren't you?
They're just more motivated than you, that's allWhenever I have to call in sick I plug my nose when I call. Gets em every time you sound like death on a stick.
QUOTE(DinkDonk @ Thursday, September 4th, 2008, 12:40 PM) View Post
I guess this is all unnecessary rambling because Hollywood personifies something I hate about most people. He can take valuable knowledge, stare it right in the fucking face and never let a single sentence absorb into his brain.

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 10:16 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 11:43 AM, said:

I'm lucky in that I work with nurses
:D :club: :D :D working with nurses without 23 years of post-grad school is +ev

View PostShakeZuma, on Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 12:13 PM, said:

Dude, its not physically possible without removing a few ribs. Stop trying, you're gonna hurt yourself.
that is simply not true.that is all.
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 08:25 AM

BUMPsorry but yeah to the OP i have seen that infromercial and it gives me the craps.the acting on it is so shody, i mean they could have at least got better acters man!ITS JUST A FREAKING BLENDER! A BLENDER IS MORE POWERFUL ANYWAY!!!!!!!!ps i just farted

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 09:04 AM

View Postmrdannyg, on Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006, 1:16 AM, said:

:D :club: :D :D working with nurses without 23 years of post-grad school is +ev
first we need a description of said nurses.
QUOTE (CozMyn @ Sunday, March 8th, 2009, 5:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i tried to talk here about that program, the RNG , not to talk about when to accept all in without to see flop.
You can accept all in whenever you want, or whenever you feel lucky, but in virtual room's is not like in reality. In reality anything is possible... in virtual rooms you can be "the one" who knows the future, or who can change the future.

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 09:07 AM

View Postdms26, on Friday, March 24th, 2006, 12:04 PM, said:

first we need a description of said nurses.
yeah, well, they ain't what you'd thinknone under 40, all have kids, and you can tellthis ain't no porno, friends

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 09:09 AM

does any of the old nurses have hot daughters?
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#70 ShakeZuma

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 09:11 AM

I heard some of them talk about their daughters, but that ain't exactly the conversation I want to start up with a coworker"Hey, so uh, can I bang your daughter?"

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 09:14 AM

View Postcu in 4years Dan, on Friday, March 24th, 2006, 8:25 AM, said:

BUMPsorry but yeah to the OP i have seen that infromercial and it gives me the craps.the acting on it is so shody, i mean they could have at least got better acters man!ITS JUST A FREAKING BLENDER! A BLENDER IS MORE POWERFUL ANYWAY!!!!!!!!ps i just farted
The acting on every infomercial is shoddy. What the ****ing do you expect? Besides, this blender is versatile and it turns into a personal cup afterwards.

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 09:16 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on Friday, March 24th, 2006, 12:07 PM, said:

yeah, well, they ain't what you'd thinknone under 40, all have kids, and you can tellthis ain't no porno, friends
that's what I figured, the mental images are always much better.
QUOTE (CozMyn @ Sunday, March 8th, 2009, 5:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i tried to talk here about that program, the RNG , not to talk about when to accept all in without to see flop.
You can accept all in whenever you want, or whenever you feel lucky, but in virtual room's is not like in reality. In reality anything is possible... in virtual rooms you can be "the one" who knows the future, or who can change the future.

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 09:26 AM

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 09:31 AM

View Postdms26, on Friday, March 24th, 2006, 12:16 PM, said:

that's what I figured, the mental images are always much better.
very much correctsee, I work in the hospital support building, away from the hospital.now down at the hospital, however, is where the hotties areI've contemplated breaking an arm or something just to talk to some of those chickas. Sad, yes. But they're hot, and they're nurses.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 09:33 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on Friday, March 24th, 2006, 9:31 AM, said:

very much correctsee, I work in the hospital support building, away from the hospital.now down at the hospital, however, is where the hotties areI've contemplated breaking an arm or something just to talk to some of those chickas. Sad, yes. But they're hot, and they're nurses.
If you're gonna break an arm, you might as well break both.NO USE OF ARMS = SPONGEBATH
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 09:34 AM

View Postturd ferguson, on Friday, March 24th, 2006, 12:14 PM, said:

The acting on every infomercial is shoddy. What the ****ing do you expect? Besides, this blender is versatile and it turns into a personal cup afterwards.
You are going to start another revolution sir. Every time I say the word F*ck now I'm just going to say ****ing.I want to ****ing Danica Patrick.Where the ****ing did you go?Apologies and props if someone else started it and you got it from them. Pure genious
QUOTE(DinkDonk @ Thursday, September 4th, 2008, 12:40 PM) View Post
I guess this is all unnecessary rambling because Hollywood personifies something I hate about most people. He can take valuable knowledge, stare it right in the fucking face and never let a single sentence absorb into his brain.

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 09:36 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on Friday, March 24th, 2006, 12:31 PM, said:

very much correctsee, I work in the hospital support building, away from the hospital.now down at the hospital, however, is where the hotties areI've contemplated breaking an arm or something just to talk to some of those chickas. Sad, yes. But they're hot, and they're nurses.
groin pull?
QUOTE (CozMyn @ Sunday, March 8th, 2009, 5:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i tried to talk here about that program, the RNG , not to talk about when to accept all in without to see flop.
You can accept all in whenever you want, or whenever you feel lucky, but in virtual room's is not like in reality. In reality anything is possible... in virtual rooms you can be "the one" who knows the future, or who can change the future.

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 09:38 AM

View PostHabs Fan, on Friday, March 24th, 2006, 12:33 PM, said:

If you're gonna break an arm, you might as well break both.NO USE OF ARMS = SPONGEBATH
Well, that is a thought, but the problem lies in that if both arms are broken, and no sexy nurse penile touching ensues, I'll be left with quite a canundrum as to how to satisfy my man needs.That is a problem I don't need.

View Postdms26, on Friday, March 24th, 2006, 12:36 PM, said:

groin pull?
oh man, good thinkingI gotta put you on the payroll

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 09:38 AM

View Postkers2, on Friday, March 24th, 2006, 9:34 AM, said:

You are going to start another revolution sir. Every time I say the word F*ck now I'm just going to say ****ing.I want to ****ing Danica Patrick.Where the ****ing did you go?Apologies and props if someone else started it and you got it from them. Pure genious
Renae informed me of the "ing" bypassing the filter, but I think I was the first one to use it in the incorrect tense. I could be wrong here though.

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Posted 24 March 2006 - 09:39 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on Friday, March 24th, 2006, 9:37 AM, said:

Well, that is a thought, but the problem lies in that if both arms are broken, and no sexy nurse penile touching ensues, I'll be left with quite a canundrum as to how to satisfy my man needs.That is a problem I don't need.
Shitting you're right, I hadn't though of that.Sofa cushions?
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