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[Naked_Cowboy]

turd ferguson, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 6:50 AM, said:

Ok, sandwich time from Subway. Suggestions?

turkey on wheat, pepper jack or another white cheese, spicy mustard, spinach(sans e. coli), onion, bell pepper, tomato, a little jalapeno.a staple of my pre-wedding diet.

[ajs510]

JBradburn6, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 10:56 AM, said:

Got that covered. Anyone know how to wash a mattress? (I asked this a while back, I've had some mattress issues before). My first attempt was using a hose, which made it slightly better. I might just have to break down and make this girl buy me a new one. She left a ring and earrings at my house which look expensive, so I think I can bribe her for it or pawn her stuff.

Febreeze the fuck out of it and flip it, other than that I've got nuthin.*Edit* Oh, and if you tagged a girl that was too young or too wasted not to wet the bed, be happy you're only getting off with a dirty mattress. Let that particular sleeping dog lie.

[Dub2131]

turd ferguson, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 10:57 AM, said:

What sort of meat is in that one? Double meat on the steak and cheese? Seriously? It already comes with enough to overflow the sandwich. And extra mayo too? Jesus H, man. How the hell did you lose that weight? Those low fat yogurts must work wonders.

Submay Melt: turkey, ham and bacon. I suggest American cheese as well.Ron, I can hear your arteries screaming from here.

[turd ferguson]

Dub2131, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 8:01 AM, said:

Submay Melt: turkey, ham and bacon. I suggest American cheese as well.Ron, I can hear your arteries clogging from here.

Bah. I don't eat pig.

[ajs510]

turd ferguson, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 11:03 AM, said:

Bah. I don't eat pig.

Yeah, but bacon tastes goooooood, pork chops taste gooooooood.

[Ron_Mexico]

JBradburn6, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 10:56 AM, said:

Got that covered. Anyone know how to wash a mattress? (I asked this a while back, I've had some mattress issues before). My first attempt was using a hose, which made it slightly better. I might just have to break down and make this girl buy me a new one. She left a ring and earrings at my house which look expensive, so I think I can bribe her for it or pawn her stuff.

You sir, make me speechless

turd ferguson, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 10:57 AM, said:

Double meat on the steak and cheese? Seriously? It already comes with enough to overflow the sandwich. And extra mayo too? Jesus H, man. How the hell did you lose that weight? Those low fat yogurts must work wonders.

they barely throw any meat onto their steak and cheese. As far as the extra mayo, it just depends on the squirter, sometimes they just do a drive by, sometimes they squeeze hard. I like a tad extra, not gobs and gobs of it. FYP if you must, but I made it easy.As far as losing weight, I avoided food like this like the plague.

Naked_Cowboy, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 10:57 AM, said:

turkey on wheat, pepper jack or another white cheese, spicy mustard, spinach(sans e. coli), onion, bell pepper, tomato, a little jalapeno.a staple of my pre-wedding diet.

sure you didn't marry a man? Fag.

[renaedawn]

JBradburn6, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 9:56 AM, said:

Got that covered. Anyone know how to wash a mattress? (I asked this a while back, I've had some mattress issues before). My first attempt was using a hose, which made it slightly better. I might just have to break down and make this girl buy me a new one. She left a ring and earrings at my house which look expensive, so I think I can bribe her for it or pawn her stuff.

Groooooooss.Quit hanging out with girls who aren't potty trained yet. Baking soda made into a paste then spread on the stain. Let it dry then use your vacuum on it.I don't know for sure if that will work but I heard it somewhere. Should at least get rid of the smell if nothing else.

[Naked_Cowboy]

Ron_Mexico, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 7:05 AM, said:

sure you didn't marry a man? Fag.

no, but I can fit in one airplane seat

[Ron_Mexico]

Dub2131, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 11:01 AM, said:

Ron, I can hear your arteries screaming from here.

thats nothing, this local place we got delivery from back in 1999 had a ridiculous sandwich. Lemme see if I can remember what it had. I ordered it on a bet and actually liked it.it was an 8oz hamburger with:cheesemayohamfried eggbaconoh yeah, and veggies.Its amazing I haven't had a heart attack by 34. (I normally don't eat that bad, but I had to give that one a try on a dare)

[jeff_536]

Bizzle, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 10:41 AM, said:

Welcome to Friday.Jeff, who do you have in the Survivor pool?

The first rule of survivial pool is don't talk about survival pool

[Ron_Mexico]

Naked_Cowboy, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 11:07 AM, said:

no, but I can fit in one airplane seat

as can I, but either way, thats a quality zing right there.

[ajs510]

Ron_Mexico, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 11:08 AM, said:

thats nothing, this local place we got delivery from back in 1999 had a ridiculous sandwich. Lemme see if I can remember what it had. I ordered it on a bet and actually liked it.it was an 8oz hamburger with:cheesemayohamfried eggbaconoh yeah, and veggies.Its amazing I haven't had a heart attack by 34. (I normally don't eat that bad, but I had to give that one a try on a dare)

Christ, and I thought those buffalo chicken subs I used to order were bad. 5 buffalo chicken strips on italian bread with extra mozzerella and a ton of bleu cheese and ranch dressing. Likewise on the heart attack thing, I deserve to be dead at this point.

[Bizzle]

jeff_536, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 11:08 AM, said:

The first rule of survivial pool is don't talk about survival pool

Um....ok.

ajs510, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 11:11 AM, said:

Christ, and I thought those buffalo chicken subs I used to order were bad. 5 buffalo chicken strips on italian bread with extra mozzerella and a ton of bleu cheese and ranch dressing.

Any talk of a heart attack on a plate should start and end with a garbage plate. Just ask Lori.

[Ron_Mexico]

Bizzle, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 11:11 AM, said:

Um....ok.

translation: Don't be such a fag, just tell me about it you bald queer.

[renaedawn]

turd ferguson, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 10:03 AM, said:

Bah. I don't eat pig.

True story.I went in Subway one day and the girl in front of me was talking on her cell phone while the sandwich artist tried to get her order which is annoying enough as it is. Besides that, she was one of those really loud, long bright fingernails, huge earrings, fake Gucci bag, talking really loud and rolling her head kind of girls. The kind of girl TBG would lick the shoes of. Anyway, she ordered an Italian BMT (ham, salami, and pepperoni). The exchange went something like this:Queen Latifah: I want a BMT (into the phone: hang on girl I's gettin me a sammich) but I don't eat pork so can I get roast beef instead of ham?Subway Sandwich Artist (they really are you know): I don't think I can do that substitution.QL: But I don't eat no pork. SSA: So you want a roast beef sandwich?QL: (into the phone: I know, girl, I know. Hang on.) No just give me the Italian BMT but leave the ham off.SSA: So you want the salami and pepperoni?QL: Yeah, I just don't eat pork.The guy behind me and I looked at each other and almost lost it right there.I should have kicked her in the head like I had the urge to do.

[Ron_Mexico]

Bizzle, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 11:13 AM, said:

Um....ok.Any talk of a heart attack on a plate should start and end with a garbage plate. Just ask Lori.

an 8 ball of pure china white all cut out into lines on a silver platter?

[ajs510]

Bizzle, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 11:13 AM, said:

Any talk of a heart attack on a plate should start and end with a garbage plate. Just ask Lori.

How does Lori know anything about garbage plates?

[Dub2131]

ajs510, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 11:04 AM, said:

Yeah, but bacon tastes goooooood, pork chops taste gooooooood.

So what you're saying is, if a pig had more personality, it'd cease being a filthy animal.

Ron_Mexico, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 11:08 AM, said:

thats nothing, this local place we got delivery from back in 1999 had a ridiculous sandwich. Lemme see if I can remember what it had. I ordered it on a bet and actually liked it.it was an 8oz hamburger with:cheesemayohamfried eggbaconoh yeah, and veggies.Its amazing I haven't had a heart attack by 34. (I normally don't eat that bad, but I had to give that one a try on a dare)

That is a tasty burger.Ok, I've shot my Pulp Fiction wad for the day. Maybe.

[Ron_Mexico]

renaedawn, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 11:14 AM, said:

True story.I hate black people and laugh at their ignorance. And why do they have to have 22" rims on an Aries K?

alright ma'am

[ajs510]

renaedawn, on Friday, September 29th, 2006, 11:14 AM, said:

SSA: So you want the salami and pepperoni?QL: Yeah, I just don't eat pork.The guy behind me and I looked at each other and almost lost it right there.

Literally LOL'd, nice. People are completely retarded sometimes.