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#22581 Randy Reed

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:40 AM

And we finally found a fitting new avatar for Ron.Posted Image
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#22582 turd ferguson

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:41 AM

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 12:37 PM, said:

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you're the boss of me.
Well now you know. And knowing is half the battle.Posted Image

#22583 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:42 AM

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 7:37 PM, said:

The few times I've tried to tell my girlfriend about this forum, she has said the following to me, verbatim:"Matt, I don't care."To be fair, I say that to her (except for the "Matt" part) whenever she talks about stupid shit. I'll just go ahead and assume that it's good we are honest with each other.(did I use "verbatim" correctly?)
yeah, you guys sound like you'll be together forever.remember, the 3rd year law student that works out and isn't built like a festivus tree and drives the M3 BMW and summers in The Hamptons will act like he's listening to her.
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#22584 Naked_Cowboy

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:42 AM

he's not here right now. don't leave a message
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#22585 Timdog1010

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:43 AM

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 11:37 AM, said:

"Matt, I don't care."

View Postturd ferguson, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 11:38 AM, said:

My girlfriend tries to be polite, but I know she's just wishing I would shut up.
I guess my girlfriend's pretty cool, all in all:Me: So do you want to know what Speedz99 & Ron Mexico think of the Bill situation?Her: Ha ha. Sure. I bet ron mexico has a very poetic response.Me: They've got some good takes - give me a minute...Me: Oh, and they're a mild amount of e-gayness in the exchange…. Fair warning...Her: There always is amongst you guys. I wouldn't expect anything less.That's about all you can ask, right?
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#22586 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:45 AM

View PostTimdog1010, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 7:43 PM, said:

I guess my girlfriend's pretty cool, all in all:Me: So do you want to know what Speedz99 & Ron Mexico think of the Bill situation?Her: Ha ha. Sure. I bet ron mexico has a very poetic response.That's about all you can ask, right?
dude, its so obvious that she's into me.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:45 AM

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 11:39 AM, said:

Yeah, you can have it. I have just been ordered to change around my avatar, profile, and sig.
Hey wait a second I was enjoying being part your sig, and if anybody has the authori-tie to give breastsickles away, it's me, little man.
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#22588 speedz99

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:45 AM

View PostRon_Mexico, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 12:42 PM, said:

yeah, you guys sound like you'll be together forever.remember, the 3rd year law student that works out and isn't built like a festivus tree and drives the M3 BMW and summers in The Hamptons will act like he's listening to her.
I don't think you know very much about law school...or her law school in particular. Anyways, stop being a jerk, jerk.This was the closest thing I could find to a breastsicle...Posted Image
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:45 AM

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#22590 Timdog1010

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:46 AM

View PostmissIdaho, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 11:39 AM, said:

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knew it was coming...
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:46 AM

I was gone out to lunch with co-workers. I was not given the option, I was just told by the senior "let's go". I don't like going to a long lunch with co-workers. I don't dislike them, but i want to put in my 8 hours and get the F out of this damn windowless audit room. I don't care if lunch is free or not, i can buy my own damn lunch. I'd much rather grab a wrap from the deli and get home an hour earlier to my wife / poker / tv / not the job i despise.
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:47 AM

View PostTimdog1010, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 2:46 PM, said:

knew it was coming...
better late than never

#22593 speedz99

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:48 AM

View PostTimdog1010, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 12:43 PM, said:

That's about all you can ask, right?
After making out with your boss, it's the least she can do.

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Hey wait a second I was enjoying being part your sig, and if anybody has the authori-tie to give breastsickles away, it's me, little man.
Sorry...Caleb ordered me to clean up my sig. I take back anything I said about giving breastsicles away. It's all yours. And stop calling me little...I'm sensitive.
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#22594 Timdog1010

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:48 AM

View PostNaked_Cowboy, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 11:46 AM, said:

I was gone out to lunch with co-workers. I was not given the option, I was just told by the senior "let's go". I don't like going to a long lunch with co-workers. I don't dislike them, but i want to put in my 8 hours and get the F out of this damn windowless audit room. I don't care if lunch is free or not, i can buy my own damn lunch. I'd much rather grab a wrap from the deli and get home an hour earlier to my wife / poker / tv / not the job i despise.
that is so funny, the exact same thing happened to me today.Except that I said that I had all this 'important work' to do and didn't go.p.s. 'important work' = sick thread
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#22595 speedz99

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:50 AM

View PostNaked_Cowboy, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 12:46 PM, said:

I was gone out to lunch with co-workers. I was not given the option, I was just told by the senior "let's go". I don't like going to a long lunch with co-workers. I don't dislike them, but i want to put in my 8 hours and get the F out of this damn windowless audit room. I don't care if lunch is free or not, i can buy my own damn lunch. I'd much rather grab a wrap from the deli and get home an hour earlier to my wife / poker / tv / not the job i despise.
Christ almighty...you have a big cock, we get it. Do you need to brag about it all the time?Wait...what?
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:51 AM

View PostTimdog1010, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 12:43 PM, said:

I guess my girlfriend's pretty cool, all in all:Me: So do you want to know what Speedz99 & Ron Mexico think of the Bill situation?Her: Ha ha. Sure. I bet ron mexico has a very poetic response.Me: They've got some good takes - give me a minute...Me: Oh, and they're a mild amount of e-gayness in the exchange…. Fair warning...Her: There always is amongst you guys. I wouldn't expect anything less.That's about all you can ask, right?
Sounds good. The most stimulating email conversation I get from my girlfriend while she's at work is, "I got a run in my pantyhoes today."

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 12:48 PM, said:

After making out with your boss, it's the least she can do.Sorry...Caleb ordered me to clean up my sig. I take back anything I said about giving breastsicles away. It's all yours. And stop calling me little...I'm sensitive.
I like the picture in your signature too. I never told you to take it out.

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:51 AM

View Postturd ferguson, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 11:50 AM, said:

Sounds good. The most stimulating email conversation I get from my girlfriend while she's at work is, "I got a run in my pantyhoes today."
go on...
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:51 AM

View Postturd ferguson, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 12:50 PM, said:

Sounds good. The most stimulating email conversation I get from my girlfriend while she's at work is, "I got a run in my pantyhoes today."
That's a shame. I get pretty straight with my girlfriend over email during the day.
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#22599 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:51 AM

View PostNaked_Cowboy, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 7:46 PM, said:

I was gone out to lunch with co-workers. I was not given the option, I was just told by the senior "let's go". I don't like going to a long lunch with co-workers. I don't dislike them, but i want to put in my 8 hours and get the F out of this damn windowless audit room. I don't care if lunch is free or not, i can buy my own damn lunch. I'd much rather grab a wrap from the deli and get home an hour earlier to my wife / poker / tv / not the job i despise.
wow, someone sounds mad cranky. Is it because your back hurts from lugging around that massive c0ck all day?
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 11:54 AM

View Postturd ferguson, on Thursday, June 8th, 2006, 11:51 AM, said:

Sounds good. The most stimulating email conversation I get from my girlfriend while she's at work is, "I got a run in my pantyhoes today."I like the picture in your signature too. I never told you to take it out.
Yeah I wouldn't mind going for a little run in her pantyhoes (great spelling), js.
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