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[iZuma]

for guys like me and suited it sure is

[Essay21]

yeah it's def possible. we are going to dinner tonight so i just have to say something. literally 20 seconds of talking and i can look myself in the mirror and call myself a man like creature. goddamn guy cutting the grass at our apartment complex woke me up. he can't do that after 2 p.m.? show some courtesy dickhead.

[Napa Lite]

What's it like to have a girl wanting to spend any amount of time with you guys?And did you watch "We Bought a Zoo" lately, Essay? That's one of Matt D's big points "you only need to be courageous for thirty seconds" or something.

[Essay21]

nah haven't seen that one. i've just had to convince myself that 30 seconds is enough to be a man. i think you can guess why.

[Tiltinagain]

DJ Vu, on 30 July 2012 - 08:44 AM, said:

Is that like a real thing that happens?

If you're invited on an out of town trip, especially a wedding, it's an invitation to pound town in my book.Also, I want an Olympic kayaking course in my back yard.

[Essay21]

NO ONE ****IN ASKED YOU. YOU **** ****** DICK LOVING ******************* **** *******.

[DJ Vu]

So how far is Omaha from you anyway? Are you driving there and back same day?

[Essay21]

its three hours or so away. we have a hotel room so def staying at least one night. haven't discussed the trip details yet. i just want to avoid any awkwardness when we get there. i mean things need to be said. actions need to be taken. men need to be men here boys.

[Ron_Mexico]

ShakeZuma, on 29 July 2012 - 12:29 PM, said:

so why did you drive home at two in the morning? that seems like a questionable decision.

Wanted to start the next day home. Didn't want to go back to friends house to sleep badly on a strange bed. Not sure if it was clear but I wasn't drunk or anything. Just tired. Actually, not even tired when I left poetry room. Tiredness set in about an hour into the drive

SuitedAces21, on 29 July 2012 - 01:31 PM, said:

yeah man that was a little bunk. didn't you see my tweet yesterday? my roomie ****ed his car up driving home from a bar five minutes from our apartment.

See above good sir

[Ron_Mexico]

My slow day of drinking started at noon and ended at 5pm or so. Drive home at 2am.

[iZuma]

wait, you have a hotel room? together? yeah you stupid bro

[iZuma]

hahaha poetry room

[DJ Vu]

Essay21, on 30 July 2012 - 09:54 AM, said:

we have a hotel room

Dude.

[Napa Lite]

Don't listen to them, Essay. You're still not in the clear. Bitches will do anything to save money on a hotel room. Make sure you get a room with two beds so you don't have to sleep on the floor or have the most awkward sleep ever when she ends up banging the DJ after the wedding.

[iZuma]

haha

[Essay21]

Whatever it's not so clear cut when it's your heart on the line.

[Napa Lite]

No, I'm really on your side homie. I've been on too many (well, not that many) "dates" where I thought it was a date and she did not to where I'd be suspicious if I were you, too.Edit: I think the move is to just get drunk at the wedding and then go for it and if she turns you down just play it off the next day as being wasted.

[iZuma]

but seriously, one room? single not double beds?

[iZuma]

and yeah, I'm just as suspicious as you guys really. I too know all about the "dates that weren't really dates." that shits the story of my relationship life.

[DJ Vu]

Napa Lite, on 30 July 2012 - 10:40 AM, said:

No, I'm really on your side homie. I've been on too many (well, not that many) "dates" where I thought it was a date and she did not to where I'd be suspicious if I were you, too.Edit: I think the move is to just get drunk at the wedding and then go for it and if she turns you down just play it off the next day as being wasted.

How many of those "dates" involved hotel rooms?