Napa Lite, on 05 July 2012 - 11:03 AM, said:
"overweight 24 year old who looks 18 on a good day with a shitty job and no self-esteem and a slight alcoholism problem renting a room in a house with two other dudes...ladies"
We can fiddle with this and make it work. Can we add to it that you ride and train horses, probably have killed things, are patient (6 months patient) pretty decent off the tee, have a gaggle of online friends who find you funnier every day. If her panties don't fall off reading that, I can't help her.
DJ Vu, on 05 July 2012 - 11:54 AM, said:
Hey Ron, I had an olive green suit too.
Cuz you're a man, that's why. Also, none of my Likes were ironic. If you made me lol, you got a chuckle
Essay21, on 05 July 2012 - 12:03 PM, said:
Online dating is the very end of the line. There is no coming back from that. I'm not ready yet and I doubt nappy is either. We still have the hope of drunken mistakes. But if I ever do go online, I'll probably scope for Christian chicks. Just probe for one that isn't too pushy with it, but kept things pretty well locked down (if you know what I mean). I figure sex might not be as important to a Christian lady, and that matters because I'm never going to satisfy her sexually. Also I'm sitting in the waiting room at the mechanics while my car gets inspected and an amber alert for stratso's town came across te radio. Some little girl kidnapped. Strat, time to become a hero. But seriously kidnapping isn't cool.
Christian chicks, ughh. I can't even fake that for some super hot ass. Not for a relationship. No way. Hell, I'd probably go all Larry David during a one night stand with a Jesus freak and call her ut during the middle of it Ok, probably after I skeeted And Yes, I get that they allegedly don't have one night stands. Got news for ya, they do. Last point: would you bet your next paycheck that it wasn't Strat that did the kidnapping? Yeah, me neither. Dj killed it today.
I make $31,000 dollars a year and I have a home.