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#196061 Napa Lite

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Posted 01 July 2012 - 02:11 PM

Yeah, don't worry, I won't be using any of those methods of attaching the keys to myself. I mean, how many times have I been out drinking and this is the first time I've ever lost anything? Plus now since I have two keys I can easily program a few more by myself, I guess, so I can make a bunch of copies and not have to worry about it. I really should stop drinking for a few weeks though just as punishment for spending that much money. The worst part is I started out the night +$75 since one of the guys I was drinking with was the commish for our fantasy football team and I had forgot he hadn't paid me from last year but then he did. So I basically spent that on drinks/cab and then the cost of new keys.

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Posted 01 July 2012 - 04:18 PM

View PostNapa Lite, on 01 July 2012 - 12:52 PM, said:

Wow, you guys really came through on that rhetorical question. I think I'm going to go back and order it again so he'll day "bagel and orange juice again?" and then I'll totally burn his ass.
something something "jerk store" I believe.I just watched margin call again. I love this movie so much. man I wish I could wear suits to work every day. hell, I wouldn't have to be all that important or make all that much more money (mainly just enough to buy more suits), but it would make me that much more happy to be able to wear a suit to work. I'm not sure my life is quite where I want it to be.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

#196063 JubilantLankyLad

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Posted 01 July 2012 - 04:25 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on 26 June 2012 - 01:29 AM, said:

so I got my camping trip coming up here in like two weeks.
I listened to Sal's Unmanly Outdoors Mix by the fire last week while on vacation. It was fagtastic. You should make a new mix.
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 05:07 PM

View PostNapa Lite, on 01 July 2012 - 12:52 PM, said:

Wow, you guys really came through on that rhetorical question. I think I'm going to go back and order it again so he'll day "bagel and orange juice again?" and then I'll totally burn his ass.
This was funny to me, since you are all borderline insane in your dickishness. Who cares what the old man said to Napa, he was just being nice. Napa's grunt was fine.
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 01:25 AM

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 01 July 2012 - 04:25 PM, said:

I listened to Sal's Unmanly Outdoors Mix by the fire last week while on vacation. It was fagtastic. You should make a new mix.
wow I had forgotten about that. and you know, that's not a bad idea. though I'm not sure about the likelihood of this upcoming trip since I can't get in touch with the guy who's planning it. guess that's what you have to deal with when making plans with unreliable people, but we'll see. but anyways, the mix: yeah, wonder if I even still have that on my computer? I think I remember seeing the cd I burned somewhere recently so I'll look for that too, but I'll be damned if I can remember what was on it. if I don't make a second one, just listen to a bunch of fleet foxes.oh, and shit, how would one upload such a thing now? megaupload is done isn't it?

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

#196066 JubilantLankyLad

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 04:41 AM

Google drive. You DO have a gmail account, right?
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 05:32 AM

nah just aol

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 08:44 AM

View PostFCP Bob, on 01 July 2012 - 03:03 AM, said:

Right now everything but the super threads seem to be loading fast enough after a couple tweeks earlier in the week.We're going to double the RAM on the server and make more changes to the database to speed up how fast the super threads load. They are just so huge that they take a long time to query the database and load up.
Ok, I'll come back if we start a new sick thread.

View PostRon_Mexico, on 23 June 2012 - 05:11 PM, said:

she did add that her vag is "pretty much a self cleaning oven".
Anybody else find this a little troubling? There was some good stuff in the last handful of pages. Mostly from Shake, Ron, beans, and essay. Honorable mention to Napa.

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 09:15 AM

so everybody except brv and jubi. I agree!maaaan, nordstrom's got a dope ass john varvatos suit that I really want on sale for 50% off. I reaaaally want it but don't really need it and the money would be better spent on other things, but still... damn it.

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 09:21 AM

I'll take it. Also, will you look over my resume?

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 09:22 AM

View PostiZuma, on 02 July 2012 - 09:15 AM, said:

so everybody except brv and jubi. I agree!maaaan, nordstrom's got a dope ass john varvatos suit that I really want on sale for 50% off. I reaaaally want it but don't really need it and the money would be better spent on other things, but still... damn it.
Oh, and strat posted something for me. I appreciated that too.I've had a couple jobs that required wearing suits. It's nice to look good and stuff, but man that shit gets old. For me anyway. Not for a clothes hound like yourself.

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 09:25 AM

I'm going to start using the "like" button more. I always enjoy hitting the profile button and seeing somebody liked a post.

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 10:02 AM

yeah I'd imagine the dry cleaning bills would get a little annoying, and it would really suck when it's hot like this, but I just love being all swagged out so much that it'd be worth it. of course I'll never be important enough anywhere to wear a suit but a cracker can dream. ok camping trip re-confirmed; unreliable friend finally responded. beans, I'll need for you to go ahead and regail us with some more of your camping stories to give me some ideas.

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 10:12 AM

View PostFCP Bob, on 01 July 2012 - 03:03 AM, said:

Yup, things are being worked on to speed up the forum.Right now everything but the super threads seem to be loading fast enough after a couple tweeks earlier in the week.We're going to double the RAM on the server and make more changes to the database to speed up how fast the super threads load. They are just so huge that they take a long time to query the database and load up.
Have you considered an SSD?????
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 10:26 AM

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 02 July 2012 - 10:12 AM, said:

Have you considered an SSD?????
Considering how much the hosting company wants to charge per month for adding another 8 GB stick of RAM to our server I hate to think how much they would want to replace the Hard Drives with large SSD's.I will mention it to Gov though.
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 10:39 AM

View PostiZuma, on 02 July 2012 - 10:02 AM, said:

yeah I'd imagine the dry cleaning bills would get a little annoying, and it would really suck when it's hot like this, but I just love being all swagged out so much that it'd be worth it. of course I'll never be important enough anywhere to wear a suit but a cracker can dream.
just be the type of guy who wears a suit everywhere, no matter the occassion. trip to walamrt needs a suit. the golden corral = suit time. the gym, show up in a suit and change in the locker room. YOURE THAT DAMN IMPORTANT.

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 10:44 AM

I... I'm really not.

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 10:54 AM

its a state of mind kid. you gotta believe.

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 11:49 AM

View PostiZuma, on 02 July 2012 - 09:15 AM, said:

so everybody except brv and jubi. I agree!
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 12:06 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on 29 June 2012 - 04:54 PM, said:

what don't you like about it? only thing about it I don't like is the posts per page and the a few things that the mobile version lacks (namely font manipulation abilities). the slowness is worse than child rape but that's not the forum's fault it's the database or some shit.
-posts per page-terrible mobile/tablet action-posts per page-No moving avatars are allowed anymore-post per page-loading speed-posts per page-Multi-quoting is stupid now-posts per page...and don't even get me started on posts per page.
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch




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