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#196021 brvheart

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 03:37 PM

I'm with JJJ at the basketball forum.
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

#196022 SuitedAces21

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 03:42 PM

hey buddy. glad to hear you had a night with that girl. no matter what happens, time spent with a lady is probably better than time spent alone. at least when out/in with a lady there is proximity to what we're after.i want to hit myself in the head with a tack hammer. the law is so gay.

#196023 ShakeZuma

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 03:46 PM

yeah it's nice to be near girls.got my new coffee maker and grinder today. boy oh boy am I excited for tomorrow morning. it's just gonna be so good.also, I feel like I need to reiterate just how incredibly balls ass stupid hot it is. and it's gonna be this way for a couple of days. oh well whatevs. better than snow or some gay shit like that.

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one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

#196024 brvheart

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 04:20 PM

I feellike vb owes us an apology or something, because there is absolutely nothing good about this ipboard upgrade. it's all bad.
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

#196025 ShakeZuma

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 04:54 PM

what don't you like about it? only thing about it I don't like is the posts per page and the a few things that the mobile version lacks (namely font manipulation abilities). the slowness is worse than child rape but that's not the forum's fault it's the database or some shit.

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one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 04:59 PM

5 day weekend bitches. And it'll be nearly 95 tomorrow. Thankfully, I have a cooler full of beer and a pool.
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Posted 29 June 2012 - 05:25 PM

I have to work Monday, but have the weekend and Tuesday/Wednesday off. Upgraded our software and it's been shitty, so everyone is behind and I have to work Monday. Oh wells. Dinner went well tonight. No pulled pork, but had the steak tips and chicken kabobs with peach, green/yellow/orange pepper, zucchini and onion. Everything came out well, and a good time was had by all.Left Hand Brewery 400 lb monkey was the beer of choice tonight. I think. Something silly like that. A decent IPA.
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#196028 ShakeZuma

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 05:31 PM

I keep forgetting that you're married. fuck man that was stupid.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

#196029 hank213

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 07:42 PM

Well didn't get another promotion. That's 5 rejections in the last year...apparently my boss thinks I'm too direct when I tell her that her shitty ideas are shitty. Hey strat....they got room for one more on the vegas scam employment opportunity? See? Bitch don't know 'bout my tact. I'm starting to feel like early mornings and being in slightly vastly better shape are about all that's keeping from becoming shake before his forced promotion.
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#196030 ShakeZuma

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 02:48 AM

OH MY GOD MY NEW COFFEE GRINDER AND COFFEE MAKER ARE BOTH AWESOME AND I LOVE THEM YAY. huge storm here last night. trees down and roofs off all over town, but I think it somehow missed my specific part of town mostly, somehow. though I haven't been outside yet so I guess my roof could be off, but there aren't any big limbs or anything down so I'm hopeful.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

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#196031 SuitedAces21

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 10:41 AM

every time a woman touches me i fall in love. it's so sad.

#196032 ShakeZuma

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 10:48 AM

whoa a woman touched you? can you describe it for me?

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

#196033 SuitedAces21

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 11:59 AM

it was brief and on the shoulder. i came.

#196034 ShakeZuma

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 02:47 PM

sounds nice. I remember a while back I was in starbucks and when the barista was handing me my coffee, her hand touched mine for a second. spank bank for weeks brah.

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#196035 ShakeZuma

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 07:07 PM

oh I forgot to mention: sorry hank. they don't appreciate you is all. just like women. women and employers just don't appreciate what guys like us bring to the table.we... don't really bring anything to the table though. maybe that's it. shit.guess I have to keep this god damned place alive by myself. talk to myself while I'm at home might as well talk to myself while I'm in this thread. ballsack fuck nuggets.

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#196036 SuitedAces21

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 07:16 PM

i've been known to be around. but i don't really have anything to say at this point in my life. sometimes i make myself sad thinking about how much i miss this place as it was. back in the day when it was alive and kicking. what happened?

#196037 brvheart

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 07:37 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 30 June 2012 - 07:16 PM, said:

what happened?
We upgraded the board and everything went to shit. I can't stand the thread taking three years to load.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpaT8NzkLgE
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tilt you suck.

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titly suck a dick bitch

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 08:10 PM

Suited did you figure out the back to mobile thing. Fml. Drunk.

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 08:16 PM

I'd post more but it takes a full phone charge to sign in and stick it to the screen...Pretty good day today... Did some fishin and drinkin, hikin and bikinApparantly a little too much of the second activity... Let the passenger off at the dock and had a few more while motoring around waiting for them to back the trailer down the rampTwenty minutes later I exacuted a perfect cross wind maneuver right up on the trailer and opened the last sue in the cooler to celebrate the accomplishment. Ya, the ole chest was pooched out pretty proud as I sucked down the canProblem was... It was the wrong damn trailer. Some guy that looked like my old history teacher appeared and somewhat rudely informed me while my crew laughed their asses off at the top of the hillMy excuse was his vehicle looked very much like mine. He didn't see the resemblance between my white gmc and his green Toyota.... Old sour bastard, he was...Of course after I backed off his rig and mine appeared, my next attempt found me completely sideways across the trailer no less than eight times. Busyest time of the day, so plenty were on hand to witness it allJust stayed in the boat and waved like the queen of England as we past the crowd of folks on both sidesKid made me ride back there until I stood up and threatened to piss off the side

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 08:17 PM

View PostNapa Lite, on 30 June 2012 - 08:10 PM, said:

Suited did you figure out the back to mobile thing. Fml. Drunk.
i just cleared the cookies and the history and after a few hours it went back to the mobile version.
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