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#195001 DJ Vu

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 03:50 PM

So, to recap: first you lost about 10 pounds of muscle. Then you put on about 8 pounds of fat. Now you have to lose 8 pounds of muscle. Then you'll put back 8 pounds of fat.I think that's how this is going to work.

#195002 ShakeZuma

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 03:54 PM

I'll be healthy in no time!so does anybody know how to get spell check to work on this new board? it's not checking for me as I type any more, and I have the setting on in firefox so it's not that.

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one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 14 May 2012 - 04:49 PM

I definitely didn't discuss actual numbers. It is a public site after all beyond the inherent tackiness.Wife and I leave for Thailand Thursday. First night in Bangkok we are sitting ringside for Muay Thai then having brunch the following day at the rooftop spot featured in hangover 2. Really excited.
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 04:53 PM

So it's safe so say, at least six figures. Gotcha.
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 05:12 PM

Goodness this place is slow. Horse beaten to death on the slowness I'm sure but if you're not at work, who's got time for this place now? I still love all of you. Ok, most of you. Some of you. Fine, one of you. Haven't drank in two+ weeks. What a bore. I'm saving it for my soon to be 40th Bday in June. Woohoo. I got nothing else for now.
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Posted 14 May 2012 - 10:46 PM

There's a good chance the slowness is still because of the post rebuilding script. You can tell it's not done yet because the older posts still have quotes showing up improperly. If that's the case, it's temporary.

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 02:58 AM

did I mention I got my first paycheck finally? between kansas and missouri I paid over 20% of my net. I'm not even making $30/yr. hope they spend it wisely.
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seriously though, with that grammar it's really like, I mean it doesn't bother me as much that she gets beat, you know?


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Posted 15 May 2012 - 04:31 AM

they will not. so they finally set up the interview for this new position they want me for, but now I'm even less inclined to want it since I've become even more intent on leaving this area as soon as possible. it'd be pretty shitty if I took the job and left a couple of weeks after, but I pretty much don't think I have an option on whether to take it or not (ie my current position has effectively already been eliminated from the budget so if I don't take it I'm not sure what they'd do; don'think I'd be fired but it'd be sticky, that's for sure). plus, my salary requirements have increased since then (why not you know) which would make it even shittier if I left right away. but shit man, this town is just god awful and I don't want to live here any longer than absolutely necessary.

#195009 JubilantLankyLad

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 06:26 AM

View PostiZuma, on 15 May 2012 - 04:31 AM, said:

this town is just god awful and I don't want to live here any longer than absolutely necessary.
Hey, welcome to 2006 you piece of shit!
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#195010 Tiltinagain

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 07:40 AM

View Poststrategy, on 15 May 2012 - 02:58 AM, said:

did I mention I got my first paycheck finally? between kansas and missouri I paid over 20% of my net. I'm not even making $30/yr. hope they spend it wisely.
What? Are you saying you had to pay income tax in both states? If so, I don't think that's right. When I first moved to Eastern WA, I worked in Idaho for a while so had to pay ID income tax but you shouldn't have to pay in both states, only the one you're working in. I would question the HR/temp agency about this.

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 15 May 2012 - 06:26 AM, said:

Hey, welcome to 2006 you piece of shit!
Heh

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Sheesh, tough crowd, sensitive crowd.

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#195011 DJ Vu

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 07:52 AM

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 15 May 2012 - 06:26 AM, said:

Hey, welcome to 2006 you piece of shit!
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Posted 15 May 2012 - 08:27 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on 14 May 2012 - 03:30 PM, said:

you ever eaten broccoli without salt? it fucking sucks.
I think we found out part of your problem. If you think salting your broccoli is making the difference in your test, you need to look at the rest of your diet.Also, steam to al dente, spray butter, cracked pepper. done.

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 15 May 2012 - 06:26 AM, said:

Hey, welcome to 2006 you piece of shit!
Man, have some patience. It's not like he's in his 30's or anything.

#195013 iZuma

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 08:34 AM

man, can't you guys make fn of strat for a little while? geez

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 08:38 AM

View PostiZuma, on 15 May 2012 - 08:34 AM, said:

man, can't you guys make fn of strat for a little while? geez
I think he's doing a fine job of that himself right now.

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 09:18 AM

don't worry shake. i'm in pretty bad shape over here too. every person i talk to about a job seems to magically fill it just before they speak with me.

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 10:49 AM

View PostThe Ocho, on 15 May 2012 - 08:27 AM, said:

I think we found out part of your problem. If you think salting your broccoli is making the difference in your test, you need to look at the rest of your diet.Also, steam to al dente, spray butter, cracked pepper. done.
I thought I already responded to this, but yeah, salt on broccoli is just ridiculous.
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#195017 iZuma

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 11:13 AM

yeah salt on food. like that makes any sense! you're a weird guy brv.

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 11:20 AM

Am I the only one who likes plain broccoli?

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 11:59 AM

in the world? yes.

#195020 DJ Vu

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 12:04 PM

Salt and pepper is fine, but I prefer to just put a little steak on my broccoli. Posted Image




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